one of the funnest videos on the internet to me is this 1980s Texas police training video called “Got Santanists?” Where a man in his late 30s early 40s in a mullet and sunglasses saunters around the woods explaining satanic symbols that they “found”(you know they made them before filming)
my dad sent me one this morning about how He-Man teaches you occult summoning rituals in preperation for this weekend
love that




















