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Ash - she/her - Android - Model: A6 

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Older WLW Couples

reblog if you agree

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Someone PLEASE add some photos I beg of you.

[cockyroaches]

On it!

💕💕💕💕💕💕

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[chaoticgood-m-deactivated202202]

anime character: i was born a boy but i want to be called a girl! i view myself as both cute and a girl so please, refer to me as such!

cis anime fans:

[nmri]

[forgamers]

[rebeliyt]

omfg

[uncle-beanbag]

How the fuck

[scarlett--dream]

@3rd-of-the-dawn

[zsl-edge-of-existence]

The shoebill is primarily a silent bird, but one of the few noises it makes is a machine gun-like bill-clattering, generally used by members of a nesting pair to communicate with each other and their nestlings.  Shoebills may also utter croaking sounds, cow-like moos, whines, and nestlings may beg for food with hiccups.

[heartbeatemoji]

i love animals and i have nothing against this bird but also the size of it… the way it moves? the way it gazes at the camera/the person holding the camera? this creature is so singularly unsettling to me and i would really die of fright if it turned towards me to make that noise

[babyfairy]

this is really the worst thing i’ve ever seen

[carbink]

this bird houses a human soul

[scarlett--dream]

My alternate spirit animal

[mediamattersforamerica]

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez pointed out that many young people are concerned about having kids because climate change will make the planet increasingly uninhabitable.

Fox News hosts are now claiming she wants to “get rid of children.”

[urban-hieroglyphs]

Fuck fox news bro. Rich people playing dumb to influence poor people to be dumb

[spiroandthelacktones]

There’s hardly been such a blatant and clear example of how biased media outlets twist things… this should be in a damn text book on propaganda

[cockyroaches]

Her: kids are scared about the future and wonder if they could have a family with how terrible the world is

Rich ppl: sounds like communist China :^/

[scarlett--dream]

Jesus christ man, fuck the media

[carosapien]

on their way to steal your heart this valentines day

[eggings]

apparently almost no one’s seen the video it’s free real estate comes from so here it is

[hemilf]

[hemilf]

[leaffgreen]

for the trans women out there

[neverthere12345]

[chocolatechipcook-deactivated20]

This is so damn sweet ❤️❤️❤️

[thislifeshitistrash]

This took a layer of ice off my heart

[scarlett--dream]

This is fucking everything

[sometimesboffosometimesnot]

Once again this whole blog has been brought to you by 

SAND!

It’s EVERYWHERE!

Get used to it!

[cvberitual]

[theinturnetexplorer]

laser-free diet.

[floatingwithobrien]

y'all need to hear about gerb.

gerb was my high school physics teacher. (gerb is short for mr. gerber.) when we were learning about radiation and whatnot, and we touched on radiation poisoning, gerb decided to tell us a story.

when gerb was in high school, he worked in a supermarket. a cashier. there was this one little old lady, mrs. cassopolis, who was a regular. mrs. cassopolis firmly believed that the lasers used to scan her food items would give her radiation poisoning. they tried to explain that’s not a thing. but old cass wouldn’t hear a word of it.

the employees had to punch in every. last. grocery. item. MANUALLY.

and this woman would buy cartfulls of food every week, like any good grandma trying to feed her five children and eighteen grandchildren every time they come for a Sunday visit. so pretty soon, the employees figured out a strategy to get her on her way and get on with their lives.

one or more employees would distract old cass while the cashier would scan all the items he could as fast as humanly possible while she wasn’t paying attention.

now this supermarket had a rewards program for its most efficient workers. the computer would track how quickly the cashiers scanned items, and how many total they scanned in one day, that kind of thing. so one day, gerb’s boss came to him and said “uh,”

“you scanned three hundred items in six minutes last Tuesday during your shift” and gerb says “i recall” “that’s about four times faster than anything i’ve ever seen” and gerb says “yea ok” “jeremy what happened?”

and gerb says

“i had to save a little old woman from placebo radiation”

[scarlett--dream]

Shoutout to all the people that followed me because I’m a cowgirl

[mobpsycho100]

[dat-soldier]

If i could install mods in real life i’d replace my footsteps with the mario 64 ones

[hustlerose]

shut up nerd. i would give myself 65 pound anime boobs and 10x running speed 

[dat-soldier]

i mean me too but with mario 64 footsteps

[scarlett--dream]

Hmmm

[usyx]

it’s funny how borderline personality disorder wants me to die if I’m ever alone for a few hours, yet when I socialise it’s like “this is bad, they hate you, put up a wall so no emotional connection is formed and isolate yourself until you want to die again”

[freak-for-freaks]

Boy, when I found out that my urges to literally run away in the woods at night and/or kill myself absolutely and/or have crazy risky sex with strangers was part of my larger borderline identity rather than just a collection of juicy quirks… An intense episode.