funny hunny

Scarlett Fitzgerald x 17 x sure.

[scarlett-fitz]

Hey y’all! It’s Lo!

Just popping on to say I hope you had a wonderful new year! I still think about you guys a lot and wish I had more time to devote to rp’ing!

Just know you guys are always a part of my heart and have made some of my happiest memories!

It’s because of NOS that I realized my love of writing and am now officially a published author! ♥

If any of you ever want to talk or just say hi, you can find me at my person @historicallo!

Love you all forever!

~ ♥

[scarlett-fitz]

@russelhugh said: I WAS LITERALLY ASKING MYSELF LIKE A DAY AGO WHERE YOU WENT HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Hi sweetheart! I went to the dark side ;)

[scarlett-fitz]

I don’t know why you all gagging, she brings it to you every season.

[alfiepaulson]

Why are ya bein’ a prissy princess, hm?

[scarlett-fitz]

-shrugs- Cause?

[danny-simmons]

[She raises an eyebrow at her.] It’s funny that you think you’re right and everyone else is wrong. My friends seem to like the sound of my voice. My family too. Especially my husband. He happens to love the so-called arrogant tone of my voice. [She tilts her head a little.] Why should I believe you, instead of him?

[scarlett-fitz]

Because, I’m not morally obligated to lie to you.

[ehzehkeel]

Halloween Party🎃

[ehzehkeel]

[gives her a playful look] Scarlett, dammit! You’ve ruined it: just get in! [smacks her butt] I have to keep greeting people, I’ll smell ya later, kiddo!

[scarlett-fitz]

-lets out a little yelp as he does- Hey! Mine. -smirks and walks away-

[alfiepaulson]

Huh...

[alfiepaulson]

No one ever asks me to comment on anythin’ but I do it anyway.

[scarlett-fitz]

Bet that gets you all the fans.

[alfiepaulson]

Gee thanks for that, princess.

[scarlett-fitz]

Anytime.

[danny-simmons]

[She speaks in an uninterested tone.] And what exactly did I say to lead you to believe that, hm?

[scarlett-fitz]

Nothing you said, just the arrogance that naturally lulls in your voice. The one that annoys just by the slightest word? Yeah, something like that. The air of holier than though, you cannot join me because I am right and all others wrong is strong with this one.

[ehzehkeel]

Halloween Party🎃

[ehzehkeel]

You’re Scar n– Scar… Scar.. Fucking, Scar! [can’t help but laugh]

[scarlett-fitz]

-fake flips her hair- I’m just that good.

[alfiepaulson]

Huh...

[alfiepaulson]

What a sad superpower.

[scarlett-fitz]

No one asked you to comment on it.

[ehzehkeel]

Halloween Party🎃

[ehzehkeel]

I’d like to see you try, quite honestly.

[scarlett-fitz]

Oh, you will. Like I said.....be prepared, young Simba. -smirks-

[scarlett-fitz]

I’m sorry, but do you realize you sound like a total fucking moron?Or have people been lying to you your entire life?

[alfiepaulson]

Huh...

[alfiepaulson]

Either way I should be offended but I’m not.

[scarlett-fitz]

It’s my super power. Offending people but making them be okay with it.

[alfiepaulson]

Huh...

[alfiepaulson]

Can’t tell if you’re actually insulting me or if you’re agreeing to be funny.

[scarlett-fitz]

The magic of it is you will never know.

[alfiepaulson]

Huh...

[alfiepaulson]

‘Cause I’m a dumbass.

[scarlett-fitz]

Well, obviously. -smirks-

[alfiepaulson]

Huh...

[alfiepaulson]

Ain’t my fault it was a replacement for my favorite wallet.

[scarlett-fitz]

How do you lose so many wallets?