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SCARLETT JOHANSSON 92nd Annual Academy Awards.

#˗ˏˋ grace with an edge ⟶ visage.#she's such a star #tw: flashing gif

You don't know how many interview questions I have answered specifically answered about you in the past week. Scarlett, you've got this terrifyingly sharp wit about you that apparently stays with people. They remember it and bring it up to me. Clearly cause they have seen I am the only one that can stay on my toes every time we sit down for an interview together and match you wit for wit.

@scarlettjchanssns

scarlettjchanssns

Oh, is that the story you're telling people? I seem to remember plenty of interviews where I said something and you just stared at me with that deeply concerned British expression while trying to decide whether I was joking. But I love that people are apparently asking you questions about me when I'm not even there. Clearly I've left a lasting impression. Next time, tell them I'm delightful and you've never once struggled to keep up. I'll let you have this one.

#˗ˏˋ 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 ⟶ hiddleston

jcsonsudeikis

You know whose going to be in the Hamptons late this week? This guy. Im actually taking a vacation after......well since Ted started this be the first time in ever. I would say you could drop by but I dont know if two loud preteens are part of your ideal vacation either.

@scarlettjchanssns

scarlettjchanssns

Wait, you're actually taking a vacation? Voluntarily? Should someone alert the press? I'm proud of you, Suds. And please, two loud preteens don't scare me. I have children. I've built up an alarming tolerance for noise, chaos and being interrupted every thirty seconds. So bring it on. The Hamptons aren't exactly a difficult sell. How long are you staying?

#˗ˏˋ 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 ⟶ jason

rareselenas

i wish you were my permanent seat buddy for every award show ever. because that one time at the academy awards when you sat next to me and benny—and we're absolutely not talking about benny, he's officially blacklisted from the seat-here club—you genuinely made the whole night better instead of me spiraling into my typical nervous wreck situation. so here's the plan: we're starting a group chat, setting up a call system, whatever it takes. we're doing this again and you're locked in.

scarlettjchanssns

Oh, babe. Benny is officially banned from the club, no questions asked. But yes, I'm in! I loved sitting with you that night, and I had no idea you were internally spiraling because you hid it very well. From now on, you get nervous at an award show, you call me and I'll come sit next to you, hold your hand, make dumb comments in your ear and judge people's outfits with you until you forget we're surrounded by cameras. Permanent seat buddies. Done.

#˗ˏˋ 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 ⟶ selena

ropattz

( private ) my love, i don't know what the hell i did wrong for you to completely ignore me for days, stop answering my calls & not even come round to see me. i've been going over everything in my head, trying to retrace my steps & i honestly can't figure out what i could've done to make you shut me out like this. have you grown tired of me? if you have, that's alright, i just wish you'd tell me. i can handle the truth, i just don't want to sit here wondering what i've done wrong or why you've suddenly decided you don't want me around anymore.

scarlettjchanssns

PRIVATE: My God, Rob. No, I haven't grown tired of you. Don't be dramatic. I'm mad at you. And the fact that you've apparently spent days retracing your steps and still haven't figured out why is somehow making me even more annoyed. At dinner, that woman was flirting with you the entire fucking night. She kept touching your arm, leaning into you, practically hanging off every word you said, and you just sat there smiling at her like you didn't have a care in the world. I kept waiting for you to move away, or say something, or at least give her some indication that you have a girlfriend sitting right fucking there. And you didn't. So no, I don't want you gone, you idiot. Quite the opposite. That's sort of the fucking problem.

#˗ˏˋ 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 ⟶ rob

dclanrice

alright, how did it feel being apart of the jurassic park universe? it's a bit insane to say that because that's something you wouldn't expect to have it's own universe but here we are. did you guys have animatronic dinosaurs on set? @scarlettjchanssns

scarlettjchanssns

It was completely surreal. I grew up with those movies, so there were definitely moments where I had to stop and think, wait, I'm actually in a Jurassic movie now? And yes, sort of! Most of the living dinosaurs were obviously added digitally, but we did have some animatronics and practical pieces on set. Sometimes it would be something there to give us an actual eye-line and help with lighting. Which is incredibly helpful because there's only so much genuine terror you can summon while staring at a tennis ball on a stick. Are you a Jurassic fan?

#˗ˏˋ 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 ⟶ declan

jisookms

𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐌𝐒𝐆 — black widow

JISOO: i'm not saying it's not lowkey a dream of mine to "kidnap" you for a few hours just so i can spend some time with you. JISOO: and not in the "luring you into my house by offering reese's cups" kind of way, but something like that? would reese's cups work? JISOO: either way, we need to make it happen. ( @scarlettjchanssns )

scarlettjchanssns

SCARLETT: baby girl, you never have to kidnap me. You can just ask. I’m significantly easier to acquire than you seem to think. SCARLETT: That being said, Reese’s Cups would absolutely improve your chances. I’m not proud of how easily I can apparently be bribed with peanut butter and chocolate, but we all have our weaknesses. SCARLETT: So yes, we’re making it happen. You pick the place, and then we can finally stop talking about hanging out and actually do it. Deal?

#˗ˏˋ 𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 ⟶ jisoo