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You are ghouls we are ghouls we ghoul nation

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Sometimes your brain is like jigsaw and they’ll just go “you have 30 seconds to cut yourself a ton or gas will fill the room” and then you do it because you’re not ready to die all the way yet and then jigsaw laughs like will smith in YouTube rewind and goes “you’re such a chud lmao you really cut yourself you loser??”

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What would you do if you found previously lost-to-time Mike nesmith footage which was like footage of a music video where he had a real cult and had like genuine stigmatas and had blood flowing from his temples and when you tried to show it to other people it was just static like a white screen

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What would you do if your family was barbecuing and you went outside to look at the barbecue and your dad was being weirdly hostile and you did a double take and you realized that the thing that they were cooking looked wrong and was making this horrible noise and you looked and there was a fat John Lennon from 1965 and he was screaming and begging you for help and you ask your family what the fuck is this and they were like what do you mean that’s the roast and you were like what do you mean that’s John Lennon and they were like it’s the roast and you look and his skin is crackling and peeling off and dripping into the fire

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When I die I want my body to be in one of these cases so people can reach in and feel what it’s like to touch the cold decomposing body of a dead trans woman who once was loved and lived and hurt and inflicted their pain on other people just so I can know for sure that they’ll understand that it really is forever ynow? Like it’s not going to go away and my pain is immortalized forever in the hearts and minds of thousands of people who felt the hands of a dead body like that’ll mean literally anything to them and not just be a side note in their shitty rich person art trip