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@schatzietess
Don't worry, you are and always will be part of the fandom π we love and appreciate you β€ health comes first <3 π§‘
Hi idk when this came in cuz I'm... Yeah.
But thank you I love you β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
Donβt let people make fun of you for liking japanese culture.
I am living in japan right now and let me tell ya:
There are people here who canβt speak or understand English who play nothing but Missy elliot and ludacris, even in businesses like housing offices and restaurants.
There are people who have cowboy hats and dead cow skulls in their home because they idolize what they assume American homes are like.
There are people who learn English strictly through music videos and American television shows.
There are entire karaoke bars with english songs often sung by people who have no idea what the lyrics mean.
Japan often takes American shows like the powerpuff girls and make japanese versions of them.
They often mistake common Americans for celebrities. I have been mistaken for Micheal jordan, tiger woods, Shaquille o'neal, Tyler perry, and saddest of all: queen latifa.
The act of sprinkling English into your japanese sentences is considered cute and cool and is popular with teenagers. Bonus points if you happen to use it correctly.
Japanese stores sell shirts with english on them and people buy them not knowing that most of those word combinations are nonsense.
Donβt let someone shame you for singing an anime opening, using japanese in your sentences, wearing clothing with japanese on it, ect. If anything, this is just one more thing that you have in common with them.
The American/Japanese cultural exchange is so pure and wonderful and I love it so much
OK BUT RESONATE WITH THE SHIRT THING THOUGH
My Chinese relatives buy me shirts from China with English letters on them hoping I think itβs cool
I have a shirt that says βHi Quality Ualityβ
Itβs amazing
It happens alot.
And then whatβs really great is Americans getting tattoos of Chinese characters thinking they mean one thing when they really donβt
Also a topic where the reverse happens.
lemme tell you..i have been in a grocery store in Japan and heard the unedited Get Low playin over the intercom..it was literally a Katt Williams moment
Oh, unsensored songs are pretty common.
I should not be hearing an unsensored βMagic Stickβ playing at a family restaurant.
And the best thing is when literally no one shows that they understand what is being said.
I was in a Chinese cafe one time and they had obviously put on their βfuck youβ playlist. I mean, uncensored versions of Fuck You by Lilly Allen, Fuck You by Cee-lo Green, etc. No one else had any idea.
Oh, also, I got my favorite shirt ever in a little tchotchky store in Sichuan:
that last one got me holy shit.
Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β i wish i had
Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β never met you
Β Β Β TOUCHΒ Β Β Β Β Β Β MYΒ Β Β Β Β Β Β BUTT
then there would be mo need to imprese you
Β o need to want you.No naed for. loring you
Β Β No need tar crying over you.Noneed for
Β heartbreaks.No nead for paln oru tears.No
Β Β neard for forgoure promises .nead for
For every american teenager that is screaming the lyrics to their favorite anime opening, thereβs likely at least 1 or 2 Japanese teens singing English profanities at a karaoke bar.
I really want that βIβm so fucking futureβ shirt.
Bro went to Japan and went to a karaoke bar with some high schoolers. They wanted to show me how good their Japanese rap was. Turned on kanye. Fucking sang the word nigga and everything. It was hella based
KILLING EVE MARATHON LET'S GOOOOO
Me, after months and months of not writing or updating any of my fics: how do I convince ppl I still am very much a part of this ship but I'm just β¨severely depressedβ¨
I think about British Airways Flight 5390 a lot
OKAY STRAP IN because this is one of the WILDEST stories in aviation history.
In 1990, a British Airways BAC One-Eleven, captained by Tim Lancaster and co-piloted by Alastair Atchison, was cruising at 17,000 feet.
Around 15 minutes after take-off, flight attendant Nigel Ogden entered the cockpit to bring the pilots something to drink. The next second, the pilot's side window blew out from the force of the pressurized cockpit. Even though he was strapped in, the force of the explosive decompression ripped the captain out of his chair and though the window.
The flight attendant immediately left forward and grasped the captain's belt. The force was so strong - due to the plane's speed - the captain slipped and was pulled almost entirely out of the plane, but the flight attendant caught his leg. The captain laid on the roof, then the side of the fuselage (the above image is an inaccurate recreation - the side window was smashed) and the flight attendant's entire arm was soon outside of the plane, gripping him.
t(t(Recreation from the show Mayday at the point of decompression)
At the same time, the event caused the autopilot to disengage, and the captain's body hitting the flight controls caused the plane to enter into a deep dive. The throttle was set to full power and could not be accessed due to debris, meaning the plane was descending rapidly. The co-pilot, experiencing hypoxia, fought to control the plane's dive but allow it to continue descending to a level the passengers/crew could breathe at. He attempted to contact air traffic control, but the wind made communication impossible, so he broadcast a mayday signal. Finally, he was able to re-engage the autopilot and level the plane out at a breathable altitude.
Soon, the flight attendant's entire arm was burned from wind shear and frostbite, and his grip began to slip. The other attendants entered the cabin to see what was wrong and took over holding the captain's body. Seeing the blood covering the windows from the captain's severe wind sheer burns and frostbite, the attendants and co-pilot knew he was dead. However, they could not let his body go because it could smash into the wing, horse stabilizer, or engine, and bring the plane down.
For 30+ minutes the co-pilot flew a jet plane with an OPEN WINDOW and his co-worker's body hanging along the side of the plane. Finally, clearance to land from ATC came across over the sound of the wind and the flight attendants were able to dislodge the captain's ankles from the flight controls without letting him go. The co-pilot successfully landed the plane.
(tw below for blood)
(Taken same day as the incident)
BUT HERE'S THE KICKER: when they reached the ground and evacuated, they realized THE CAPTAIN WAS NOT DEAD.
He SURVIVED being outside the fuselage of a jet airplane traveling at 550mph at 17,000 feet. His only injuries were extensive - but mostly superficial - frostbite and windshear burns, bruising, and fractures in his hand, and shock. He has since stated that he remembers the event and was conscious for much of the time he was outside of the fuselage. The only other injury was the flight attendant's frostbitten/windshorn arm. Captain Tim Lancaster returned to flying five months later.
(Captain Tim Lancaster in bed several weeks after the incident, with flight attendant Ogden (+ Ogden's wife) above him and co-pilot Alastair Atchison to the far left, along with the two other flight attendants)
Why did this occur? Because the plane had received maintenance the day before, and the maintenance supervisor did not check he was using the correct screws in re-installing the windscreen.
(Recreation)
So yeah: you can apparently survive clinging to the side of a jet airliner traveling at 500+mph at 17,000 feet.
Its embarrassing to have my mask off now. Thats too intimate. My coworkers don't know me like that
Lena + wearing her wifeβs colors pt. 1
*shouting over my shoulder* itβs the fucking chocolate guy again!!
fucking chocolate guy!!
Can I come in?
chemistry much?
Honestly my therapist making this face half the time I tell her shit my in laws have done to be is the most gratifying part of being in therapy πππ
so much care put into housing this aging spider. why are my eyes wet
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Chocolate Sauerkraut Cake
This individual has quickly become the highlight of my day
The beginning of the way to describe this energy might be a strange combination of that Chris Evans pal you guys like, by way of David Tennant, but also gay and an angry great-auntie. Complex, crisp, vinegary.
f l o u rΒ :)Β
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