Court Eunuch

Your run-of-the-mill Court Eunuch. Scheme?? why would I scheme???? who even does scheming nowadays?

[chilewithcarnage]

I'm entomologically evil. Im bad and I'ms bugs.

[chips1977]

my dealer and my greatest opp have just teamed up

[scheming-eunuch]

Yeah

#hate when that happens

[chips1977]

my dealer and my greatest opp have just teamed up

[scheming-eunuch]

Yeah

#hate when that happens

[scheming-eunuch]

what are your schemes of

Bold of you to assume I scheme

[corldunnowhattheydo]

ARE YOU NOT THE SCHEMING EUNUCH??

[scheming-eunuch]

Uh nooooooo? I'm a normal guy look at my blog I am a "court eunuch". No don't look at my username those are always misleading

[scheming-eunuch]

what are your schemes of

Bold of you to assume I scheme

[cannibalcaprine]

the way y'all talk about rabbit socialization makes it sound like they have some sorta, like, chinese imperial court drama thing going on

[scheming-eunuch]

actually you might not believe what i'm about to tell you

[miscelaneous-spiders]

Hey man, wanna join our evil polycule? Yeah it's mostly schemes, plots, and nefarious deeds. It's really fun and the henchmen like to gossip about us afterwards.

[scheming-eunuch]

I'd love to, but unfortunately...

[scheming-eunuch]

addressing the ""fake eunuch" allegations

I'm on T, that's why i have i have a beard

[redstonedust]

my roommate got amongus ejected from a polycule a few years back and shes always told the story as "i started argung with one girlfriend so she manipulated my other girlfriend to turn against me." and while i dont know how true to life that version of events is i do greatly enjoy imagining the polycule equivilent of the kings evil advisor whispering in their ear grima wormtongue style. its got a flair to it.

[dat-soldier]

the scheming eunuch

[scheming-eunuch]

me if i was a cat..

[apas-95]

being a pet is crazy bc they'll just be like you misbehaved So we're castrating u

[apas-95]

some people yearn for the imperial palace

[scheming-eunuch]

it's not too late to Surrender Your Scrotum to the Emperor

[scheming-eunuch]

Oh no my lord that lady is no good for you. Come to my quarters

[apas-95]

being a pet is crazy bc they'll just be like you misbehaved So we're castrating u

[scheming-eunuch]

Unfortunate, yes...