READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME (2026)

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@schemingfaced
READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME (2026)
Me during March and April of every year
Kate and Anthony and Edmund in Bridgerton Season 4
she dgaf â
ELOISE BRIDGERTON BRIDGERTON â 2.03 // 4.01 // 4.06
âThe mallet of deathâ âWould you look at that, brother ?â
anthony is so stupid omg ânot even our SAINTLY PERFECT MOTHER would support you!!â
meanwhile benedict uses the word âloveâ one (âď¸) time and violet is like âwait omg you didnât tell me you were in LOVE thatâs my FAVORITE THING okay hereâs my grandmotherâs ring and hereâs my plan to lie to the queenâs face trust me itâll be great letâs gooooo đâ
Benedict figuring out that Sophie is the Lady in Silver
Violet when Benedict tells her that heâs in love with Sophie
Alice (about Benophie): Youâve been withholding something.
Will (about Benophie): Youâve been withholding something, as well.
Violet, Alice, and Lady Danbury scheming to get Sophie into high society
The Bridgertons sneaking Sophie into the ball
Same vibes
You know what I need ?
A Tangled Ever After special of everything that happened in the 24/48 hours leading up to Anthony and Kateâs wedding.
Storyline 1 - Kanthony and the revolving door of chaperones
It starts with Lady Danbury, who literally has to separate them with her cane because these two couldnât behave for one second.
Violet drags Lady Danbury into an emergency, and Lady Danbury ropes Eloise, who gets sick of these love sick idiots after 5 minutes and is also not eligible to be a chaperone. Mrs. Wilson sees these two practically unsupervised lovebirds and decides to become their chaperone. She clears her throat too many times, to the point that her voice is raspy by the next day.
She walks ten paces behind the happy couple like a ghost at a funeral procession, wishing for deafness.
Storyline 2 - The Matriarchs putting out actual fires
Lady Danbury, Mary and Violet keep putting out one fire after the other, like literally:
1. The flowers are lime green.
2. The venue smells like actual shit for some reason.
3. Kateâs dress briefly catches fire, and the ladies drag Madam Delacroix out of a compromising situation to fix the dress (practically at gun point).
Storyline 3 - The Diamonds and the Cake
Daphne, Francesca and Edwina đđđ deal with a âcrisisâ in which the wedding cake is medium pink instead of light medium pink. Daphne sees the cake, panics, and drags Francesca to the kitchen. Edwina sees the fuss and goes to the kitchen and freaks out along with Daphne. Francesca is like âwtf its cake ??â and is broken out by Eloise (who ran away from disgustingly in love Kanthony while they argued about something affectionately)
The two of them are on their way to sit in the garden in perfect silence when Benedict appears: âWe need help. Hypothetically. With a woman.â
Daphne and Edwina are left to deal with the cake in perfect Diamond grace and fashion.
Storyline 4 - The Groomsmen Vs The Drunk Ex
Colin, Benedict and Simon are dealing with Anthonyâs drunk and unhinged ex.
The unhinged ex is knocked unconscious and has to be hidden in a closet until the happy couple leaves for their honeymoon.
Benedict enlists the help of Eloise and Francesca.
It turns out the the girls did a good job of sharing the single brain cell fighting for its life among the Bridgerton siblings; because Eloise ends up being the planner, and makes sure that no one dies, while we learn that Francesca thrives in a crisis, and is terrifyingly competent.
Benedict paints a sign that says âStorageâ and hangs it crookedly.
Storyline 5 - Gregory and Hyacinth lost the fucking rings
Enough said.
The storylines collide with people distracting each other while others carry unconscious ladies and charred dresses behind each others backs as they âact normalâ.
The running themes are: âDo Not Tell the Brideâ and âAbsolutely Do Not Tell the Groomâ
The wedding day arrives and everyone (except Anthony and Kate, who are blissfully unaware and too happy and excited for words) is barely holding it together.
Penelope sees traumatised Eloise and Colin and is like âWhere were you ??? Several wars ???â
Violet sees the Featheringtons and is instantly triggered by their lime green dresses because they look exactly like the flowers she fought tooth and nail to fix last night.
The special ends with the happy couple off to their honeymoon, clueless because for the first time, they are not responsible for everything, while everyone breathes a sigh of relief.
#Their Child Was Born A Yearner
I hate hbo max. I hate Disney +. I hate Amazon prime. I hate streaming platforms that treat their staff and creators like donkey shit. I hate that they donât compensate for rewatches or popularity and canât even take out the fucking commercials. I hate our monthly fees for media that can just be put in the vault and written off as if it never existed. I hate our reliance on mega corporations for our daily serotonin. I want weekly shows where I can theorize with my friends. I want dvds to be popular again. I want no commercials and for my favorite creators to be paid to imagine a better world than this.
Absolutely horrid that a 10hr sleep does not cure you of all that ails you
it doesn't even cure me of being tired
everyone is saying that the Louvre heist was pulled off by the crows and only could have been planned by Kaz Brekker but lowkey it feels more like Jesper kept insisting he could plan a better heist than Kaz until Kaz finally let him plan one expecting it to crash and burn with sixteen back up plans and then Jesperâs plan actually worked
Jesper two days before: so weâll use a *rolls dice* ladder to get in through the *pulls a paper out of a hat* second floor window where weâll steal *throws a dart at a board* a bunch of jewelry and then ride away on scooters!
Wylan: and how will we get to the jewelry?
Jesper: âŚsmash through the glass? Ooh! or we could use that thing that cuts holes in glass!
Nina: and what do we do with the ladder afterwards?
Jesper: âŚset it on fire?
Inej: and you genuinely think this is going to work?
Jesper: âŚyes?
Matthias: this is not going to end well
Kaz and Inej scootering away after
Inej: so you pulled some strings to make it work?
Kaz, *still reeling and incredibly confused*: âŚnoâŚi canât believe he pulled that off
Oh, never mind me. Iâm just thinking about Kaz staring lovingly at Inej while listening to Cute Aggression by Perrie
"I'm just a girl", "girl math", "girl dinner", "divine feminine energy", "bimbocore", "clean girl", "girl's girl", "girlfriend brain" SHUT UPPP!!! SHUTT THE FUCKKKK UPPPPPP !!!!
The Corinthian (at some point): I've only had Daniel for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself