[starlions]

hipster au kirk and spock trying to outbeard each other because it’s not a real hipster au until there are beards. 

[allthenerdyladies]

What they thought Wil Wheaton would grow to look like:

What he actually grew to look like:

[alsedes]

Okay but I am gonna need that bathrobe.

[plaidshirtjimkirk]

Not in front of the Klingons.

said no one ever, unless they were expecting their friend/brother/lover/husband to embarrass them with a kiss in public (via starshipdoctor)

[dreamwurks-deactivated20171118]

Every American white teen boy movie

My name is alex and I go to parkvale high school. It’s your typical high school with the cheerleaders, jocks, goths and the nerds. *camera zooms in on average looking white brunette boy with a wavy fringe* And yep, that’s me. One of the nerds. But that girl? *pan to typical blonde cheerleader in small skirt* That’s Alicia. She’s sooooo hot. I’ve been in love with her since elementary school. But she’s dating jarred *yet another typical white boy walks on camera* he’s our jock and super popular. He’s always bullied me. But now prom is coming up and maybe I can impress her with my two equally dull white male friends

[princess-slay-ya]

My most popular post has received a lot of arguments lately, so I figured I’d respond to the most common points people bring up.

Sources:

Carrie Fisher on her costumes 

what supermodels wear in hell

 on Padme’s wardrobe 

to get a general gist of Queen Jamillia’s and Oola’s screen time, here are the scripts for Attack of the Clones (Jamillia is in 359 word scene) and Return of the Jedi (Oola is in scenes that add up to 275 words)

Star Wars Bechedel Test results  here

[monkeypants]

[schemingservice]

Kisses Meme; Send a word for my muse to react to!

Thunder: Your muse is irate, and mine pushed one to many buttons (accidental or on purpose; up to you.) Shut my muse up with a kiss.

Lightning: Your muse has been wanting contact with my muse all day. They finally get it--during their fifteen minute break at work.

Sunshower: It's been a long day--and all your muse wants to do is lay around with mine and reconnect with kisses and contact.

Heatwave: My muse has been sending yours flirty texts all day. When your muse meets up with them after work, the first thing yours does is kiss them breathless.

Gale: Your muse really wanted to kiss mine. Really really wanted. So much that sitting on my muse's lap to get their attention and stealing the book they were reading sounded like a great idea.

Cool Breeze: Our muses just made up from a horrible fight--and the relief turns into kisses in the kitchen at 2 in the morning.

Snowstorm: The heat's gone out, and our muses have made a nest with every blanket in the house. Contact is good for keeping warm, right? So are kisses, apparently.

Foggy: Your muse just came home from a business trip--and it's been a while. My muse's idea of a welcome home is pressing them against the wall and kissing them before they even get their shoes off.

Gloomy: My muse's day has been dragging on since six am. When they finally get home from work, your muse kisses them slow, to remind them that even slow-paced quiet things can be good to.

[iowatoenterprise]

So I was looking up Vulcan names and their meanings, and I came across this website right here. On said website we can find…

S’chn - “from the captain”

T’gai - “lady of the feast”

Spock - “resembling half of each other’s heart and soul“

….I just…… Spock was named to essentially belong with Kirk. Also he’s a lady, so treat him with love and respect. Don’t even get me started on the special word Gene created specifically to describe Kirk and Spock’s relationship. Because then we’ll be here all night. My OTP is canon, and no one can convince me otherwise.

[pkmndaisuki]

Each Star Trek series in a nutshell as represented by their captains. Inspired by this post by bubble-bell.

[aweebird]

star trek tos (76/80):

I love Chapel

so much

[micdotcom]

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

micdotcom:

Watch: This is exactly how it should be — especially her response to the guy she slept with (Matt McGorry).

[feministcorna]

Yassssssssss! This

[live-long-and-bite-me-blog]

[tos-fanart]

by live-long-and-bite-me

[asarutobi]

The first photos of my Admiral Kirk cosplay are done! I’m REALLY happy with it, but I’ll need to figure out a better way for the hair for next time.

James Kirk | Photos 

[loki-god-of-menace]

Put a “Tell me" in my ask and my character will answer…

[xscissortwine-deactivated201909]

If you snuck into my room I would:

[  ] Go back to sleep                 [  ] Kick you out [  ] Cuddle with you                   [  ] Be like “How in the world?” [  ] Let you sleep on the floor    [  ] Become angry

If you kissed me (or hugged) I would:

[  ] Kiss or hug you back                       [  ] Smile and laugh [  ] Stiffen, and feel uncomfortable        [  ] Push you away [  ] Be shocked                                       [  ] Strike you

If you asked me to go out with you for a day I would say:

[  ] No          [  ] Yes          [  ] Most certainly not.          [ ] Without hesitation.

You are:

[  ] Cute          [  ] Adorable          [  ] Attractive          [  ] Beautiful [  ] Okay         [  ] Ugly                 [  ] Am not going to grace this with an answer

You are to me a:

[  ] Stranger          [  ] Acquaintance          [  ] Ally [  ] Friend              [  ] Love                        [  ] Rival [  ] Enemy

I find you to be:

[  ] Pathetic          [  ] Off no consequence          [  ] Intriguing [  ] Frightening     [  ] Unsettling                          [  ] Annoying [  ] Infuriating       [  ] Pleasant company            [  ] Comforting [  ]  Unable to be lived without                            [  ] Trustworthy

 (- Based of askboxmemes’s post.)

[spockvarietyhour]

[greenkneehighs]

One of the wisest things I think Gene Roddenberry ever did was to consult Isaac Asimov on the friction between Shatner and myself, and the problematic popularity of Spock. Asimov advised him to make Kirk and Spock loyal, inseparable friends, so that when the audience thought of one, they’d automatically think of the other.     The advice worked with the viewers-and maybe even with Bill and me, because we certainly came to appreciate our friendship more as time went on.     Even if it was really mean of him to keep stealing my bike.

Leonard Nimoy, I Am Spock (via greenkneehighs)

[obiroguewan]

[bigmamag]

I’ve never really thought about this scene until now. Spock, who is the number one person in Starfleet when it comes to following the rules, who just before this scene did the proper thing and told their superiors the truth about Kirk violating the Prime Directive, thus technically betraying Kirk’s confidence, just can’t get Kirk’s new rank right. That doesn’t seem in character, until you realize that Kirk will always be Spock’s captain, no matter what Starfleet says.

It’s like Spock didn’t think Starfleet would go so far as to demote Kirk and is shocked that they won’t be serving on the same ship anymore. Remember how off-kilter Spock is when he meets his new captain and how self-searching he looks as Kirk walks away? He doesn’t even call Kirk a friend, yet he is already used to Kirk by his side and can’t imagine Kirk not being by his side.

[botanycameos]

An added layer to it:

He didn’t know he was betraying Kirk. Spock’s compulsion to follow the rules is such that it didn’t even occur to him that Jim would conceal the truth in the report at all. Spock fully believed Jim’s report would mention the breaking of the Prime Directive, and made his own report to counter it, and thus to take the blame away from Kirk and onto himself. Taking responsibility for the ultimate result of him being saved from the volcano, even though it was Kirk’s choice to do it.

The moment he realizes it backfired and that his report has betrayed the truth of things and put Jim in jeopardy, Spock immediately starts antagonizing Pike and attempting to shift the situation onto himself/get himself punished instead, in a display of attitude so outside of his usual behavior that Pike kicks him out of the room. That too was a desperate last minute attempt to protect Jim.

[ato-the-bean]

It got better.