Work Wives Brainrot

A blog dedicated to Abbott Elementary and more specifically Barbara Howard and Melissa Schemmenti // she/her // 22

[the-goldengirls]

[someauthorgirl]

Whatever or whomever they saw and judged, I agree. I never need to know the specifics.

[ultrafacts]

[bestnatesmithever]

What if it bites me and it dies?

[finalellipsis-deactivated201807]

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

[babblingfishes]

What if it bites itself and I die?

[william-petrisous-and-other-blo]

It’s voodoo.

[the-ordinary-nerd]

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

[tpt-moved]

That’s correlation, not causation.

[pizzadut]

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

[demonsinsuits]

that’s kinky

[pizzadut]

oh my god

[retronotretro-deactivated202003]

I FOUND THE POST

[mandy-lane]

THE HAUNTING (1999) dir. Jan de Bont

[soniamultimess]

Abbott Elementary + Incorrect Quotes Gifset 1

I love making up scenes either in the form of regular edits (pics) or gifsets, do you like this format? 👀

[sersi]

Angelina Jolie as Thena Eternals (2021) dir. Chloé Zhao

[gatalentan]

ABBOTT ELEMENTARY REWATCH melissa schemmenti + the branzino 📺 1x02 “Light Bulb”

[gatalentan]

Lisa Ann Walter 📺 Jersey (2020)

[haleyatwell]

THE PARENT TRAP (1998) dir. Nancy Meyers

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

the saddest sight in the world is a married couple at a musical and the wife is super excited and happy and the husband looks like he was dragged along and he’s making a big deal about how much he doesn’t want to be there and the wife gets embarrassed or ashamed. this isn’t a funny post, it’s actually heartbreaking and i see it happen at like every other musical i attend.

[pencilbent]

Yeah, as an usher what makes me sad is when I see wives clearly dressed in their Sunday best, beaming and buying merch and smiling at me as I hand them a program, toting some guy dressed in jeans and a sweatshirt who declines a program. And that’s at least a quarter of the couples who come in or more. Like come on man, she really loves this stuff, can’t you try to enjoy it for her at least?

[mademoiselleenjolras]

About as bad as when you see a big-eyed kid who looks like this is the greatest day of their life, all excited to see this show, and their parent/grandparent/aunt/Cousin/Friend/whoever they convinced to take them keeps making fun of them and saying how dumb or ridiculous they’re being. For Gods sake, this is a person you care about and this is a thing that means a lot to them. Smile, get off your phone, and be happy for them.

[dracomysthical]

the complexity of feminism in Barbie (2023) is just *mwah* chef’s kiss

residents of barbieland thinking barbie fixed everything. barbie near-immediately being sexualized and objectified in the real world. teenage girls thinking barbie is horribly misogynistic and supports the patriarchy. so many people on the Mattel board only valuing barbie due to consumerism. barbie thinking she can’t do anything and someone else will come and fix misogyny. barbies brainwashed into enjoying being subservient. barbie feeling like she isn’t enough. gloria telling her she is enough. gloria pointing out the difference between giving women equal treatment and “society claiming they have empowered women by actions they have already done to justify any possible misogynistic action in the future.” gloria saying how nothing women do ever satisfies the patriarchy. the movie itself acknowledging that the movie’s view on feminism is from a white perspective. THE MOVIE EMPHASIZING HOW FEMINISM ISN’T SUPPORTING A MATRIARCHAL IDEAL, IT’S GIVING ALL GENDERS EQUAL RIGHTS AND RIGHT TO IDENTITY. paralleling real world society by giving kens only a foothold in power like giving women only a foothold in power.

feminism isn’t a giant chunk of an idea that can easily be discredited into something as simple as “support women.” it’s a complex issue with individuals of different perspectives that deals with intersectionality and confronting completely new worlds in an attempt to understand others. long story short this movie is a masterpiece

[pupkou]

trans people i’m happy you’re alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i’m so glad you’re here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! keep doing your best!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[soberscientistlife]

[whatbigotspost]

Always nice when math helps make it all the more clear how ridiculously reasonable the worker demands are.

This is what the studios have brought everything to a grinding halt for.

[thiccermccer]

all of ryan gosling's comments about "telling ken's story" are really interesting and even funnier now that i've seen the movie. yeah ken is ridiculous but his feelings and sentiments are really similar to ones of seen from boys who are starting to enter that alt-right/incel pipeline. feeling abandoned and useless without a woman and turning that hurt into anger at women!! ken's story did get told and it's a story that i don't think we acknowledge enough

[trueloveistreacherous]

It can happen. Trust me, I know. You can lose a lot with one big mistake. But the world needs Oliver Putnams. You push people out of their comfort zone. I mean, I don't like to get involved with people but I just met a very strange man, and knocked a frozen cat out of his freezer. I still have its leg! It's warm now, and that smell is new but it's also kinda thrilling and it's all because of you. I mean, you're insane, but that's usually who people want to follow. You can't lose that. Martin Short and Steve Martin as Oliver Putnam and Charles-Haden Savage in Only Murders in the Building (2021-present) created by Steve Martin and John Hoffman

[schemmentishoward]

They’re so married

[meet-me-in-the-pouringrain]

i’ve never seen a more bisexual coded character than Melissa Schemmenti

[tay-swifts]

ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING Season 3 Trailer (2023)

[alicent-florent]

BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig