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#classic hera :)#annabeth ghost wrote this #pjo #percy jackson #hoo #Heroes of Olympus #jason grace #hera

piper: i would simply not let a ghost take over my body and start a war with the romans

piper: rip leo but i'm different

#jesus christ my last post blew up jkdfkfkj #this was funnier in my head - a thrilling saga #Piper McLean #Leo Valdez #pjo #percy jackson #hoo #Heroes of Olympus #alright so i didn't fact check my shit but even if i recounted it wrong i better NOT see a single reply alright #i dont need that type of stress in my life #ok im done now

#this is from mark of athena btw #welcome to not funny memes by noodle #percy jackson #pjo #hoo #Heroes of Olympus #tma #the mark of athena #dionysis #chrysaor #dolphin warriors

apollo: he-

percy: they ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would never understand

#heyyyy guess whossss backkkk #sorry for not posting #college kicked my ass #hope you all are doing well #lowkey surprised people still follow this lol #pjo #percy jackson #hoo #Heroes of Olympus #apollo #trials of apollo

hazel: what's the coconut meme

leo: it's ab-

piper, smacking leo's shins with a scooter: it's nothing

#leo? dead #hotel? trivago #the coconut thing took me a while to get :')#piper is constantly stressed because hazel is learning things she shouldn't know #Leo Valdez #Hazel Levesque #Piper McLean #pjo #percy jackson #hoo #Heroes of Olympus

i am so sorry for spamming u with likes but i fucking love ur posts dude like i could scroll down ur blog for hours

thank you sm!!! this is like the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

hoo characters as troubled birds

percy:

annabeth:

frank:

piper:

leo:

jason:

hazel:

#this is for the memes boys #i got the idea from a lunar chronicles edit so credits to them #a bit different from the usual but hopefully garners a nose exhale or smth #pjo #hoo #percy jackson #Heroes of Olympus #jason grace #annabeth chase #Piper McLean #Leo Valdez #Hazel Levesque #frank zhang

leo: you could sell your bathwater and become a millionaire but noooo you gotta be a cold-blooded murderer

khione: what

#leo would definitely buy one #khione was in the middle of beating his ass #Leo Valdez #khione #pjo #hoo #Heroes of Olympus #percy jackson

percy: did tartarus have to go through puberty?

jason:

jason: please shut up for the love of gods

#heY GUESS WHOS BACK BABEY #sorry for ghosting you guys for so long #percy jackson #jason grace #is this a ship post?#maybe?#idk #jercy #pjo #hoo #Heroes of Olympus #tartarus

nobody:

no one:

not a single soul:

jason: piper, you...you're a knockout

#this is when piper got claimed #i literally went through the book to get the exact quote #i also haven't been on here in like three weeks #Piper McLean #jason grace #jiper #pjo #hoo #Heroes of Olympus #percy jackson

will: i have a plan

nico: if it involves kazoos i'll kill you

will: ...i don't have a plan

#wow i havent been on here in a hot minute #why do all my posts regarding will involve kazoos #do i have a kazoo kink??#Nico di Angelo #Will solace #solangelo #pjo #percy jackson #hoo #Heroes of Olympus

king midas: i can turn anything into gold!

percy: what's that gonna do in this economy? shoulda picked bit coins you stupid idiot

#reblog #this is the peak of my humor guys it doesn't get better than this

frank: you ever get intimidated by people's biceps

percy, staring at frank's guns: uh huh

#not sure what this is either #hmmm #frank became a THICC boi honestly #frank zhang #percy jackson #pjo #hoo #Heroes of Olympus #this carries a gay energy i did not intend

leo: i tried sneaking into the camp jupiter but i'm dummy thicc and the clap of my cheeks alerted the romans

#piper: you're like the flattest person i've seen #Leo Valdez #sorry about this guys my content just gets worse #pjo #percy jackson #hoo #Heroes of Olympus

percy: have any song recommendations?

frank: i only know one song

percy: what

frank, crying: wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy

#percy: w-what the fuck #frank's grandma would play tik tok every morning to wake him up and any time he tried listening to something else she just clapped his ears #frank zhang #percy jackson #pjo #hoo #Heroes of Olympus #i got tik tok so that i could see funny tik toks and now i regret

i don't think you should have non-black characters using aave. like in your most recent post, piper's line of "that shit wack", that's not okay...

oh! I’m sorry omg i didn’t know. i kinda pick stuff up from twitter so i guess i didn’t realize? didn’t mean to offend...i’ll change it

piper: did you hear about the james charles scandal? sister did an oopsie

annabeth, fighting off the romans: now is NOT the time

#sister oopsie amirite #i haven't watched a single james charles video and i intend to stay that way #annabeth chase #Piper McLean #pjo #percy jackson #hoo #Heroes of Olympus #this is when jason got D E L E T E D by a brick

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