[schlattkisser]

𐔌 schlatt's girl ഒ ⋮ thea / theo / wren ꒱ twentyfive, she/it, bi ๑ mdni .ᐟ

brown eyed girl ִֶָ professional daydreamer ִֶָ applachian raised ִֶָ writer (sometimes) ִֶָ rpf acc

masterlist ✦ inbox ✦ rules and requesting coming soon

[schlattkisser]

hello. ted anon here. i’m still thirsting over him like non stop all day and night i keep thinking about that clip of him with the hoodie on at the misfits house after the edible HEOFJRNRHAOSJVA.

that is SO real of you. he's literally so cute it's ridiculous. i have a lil smth cooking but idk when I'll be able to get it out yet. but trust, i got something for you coming.

[schlattkisser]

ted anon i see you and i will respond soon

[schlattkisser]

Recently watched an oldddddd sleep deprived episode where Schlatt talks abt liking the idea of child bearing hips. Oh, I’m sure.

what if we all just kill him

[schlattkisser]

Not thirtsting I just don't want to sound like a pick me posting it on my blog xd.

When Schlatt talked about his cat in that q&a video, how he has strange ways to show affection but still cuddles him sometimes because he's the safest place on earth for the cat, I really felt that.

Like this is how I imagine our dynamic when I daydream about him. I just do my stuff all day and everything (I'm just too independent for my own good sometimes) but at night when I'm tired and snuggle up to him he throws away everything and just cherishes the moment because he knows this is a side of me I rarely show to anyone.

So yeah, I guess I'd happyly be his third rescued kitty cat xd.

i think perhaps the internet police have gotten to you, because i truly cannot find anything pick-me about this at all. anywho, all kinds of schlatt thoughts and thots are welcome here.

this is really sweet, it's nice to imagine having someone who allows you to be yourself and finds ways to show affection that are comfort for you! i think deep down we all just want someone to learn the little things about us, and accept them.

there's something about schlatt in the late hours when he's not really working but his brain hasn't fully turned off either. getting to come together, laying down and just enjoying time with him ohmygod.

[notschlatt]

mhm

[schlattkisser]

I can thirst about schlatt here you say?

yeah!!!! let's talk about his hands, his biceps, HIS TUMMY!!!

[schlattkisser]

Schlatt could lay on top of me and my life would be complete

ive never been here thought id just let you know rando on the internet and hope u agree

-🐠 some new person here

yes!!!! i just know he'd be like the best cuddler in the world. this got away from me a little, hope you enjoy!

the rich scent of his cologne wrapping around the two of you, as he leans his body onto yours. his head finding solace in the slope of skin where your shoulder meets your neck. as much as you enjoy the rick musk of his cologne, there's nothing jay likes more than being able to smell you. not the perfume you put on, your scent, the one that is unmistakeably yours. his arms scoop around you, holding you against, as if you'd ever want to leave. his chest vibrates against your own as he hums a tune. there's always something stuck in his head, and his voice is the most soothing thing you've ever heard.

his favorite part is when your hands are in his hair, like they belong there. your fingers scratching lightly at his scalp, making him hum even if he wasn't already. his nose slightly digs into the skin of your neck where he pushes it. just taking in you, holding you like he can't believe your actually his.

[schlattkisser]

please if u see this know you can thirst about schlatt in my inbox (ted, too!)

[schlattkisser]

schlatt and putting you in a headlock 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 just fucking you doggy style !!! head trapped between his bicep and forearm !!!!! he's all sweaty and the scent surrounds you !!!! he's all whimpery and groaning in your ear about how your pussy was made for him !!!

[schlattkisser]

waiter, waiter!! a bite of bicep please

[schlattkisser]

this man and a mating press, send tweet

[notschlatt]

preparing for a Netflix documentary about being the most handsome man in the world

[bio-hazard]

making out with charlie on the couch and the two of you start to move to the bedroom, right? stick with me here. charlie takes the time to keep you going and turn all ur stuffed animals around or covers their eyes. he's railing you into the bed and you gasp and he's like "yeah? you like that?" and you're like "NO BUNNY FELL OFF THE SIDE :((" and he goes and gets the plushie and either gives it to you to hug or puts it back facing away and immediately gets back to it without skipping a beat. he's smiling the whole time he thinks it's the cutest thing ever

[schlovershub]

Aweeeeeeee look at his little smile

[schlovershub]

Hand.

[schlattkisser]

god he's un-fucking-real