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chronic 2019 enjoyer side blog to @voliexer

[schloopcentral]

thinking bout schloop ooh no no no I’ve been thinking bout schloop you know know know I’ve been thinking bout schloop do you think about me still? do ya do ya?

[ramnonymous]

[schloopcentral]

I made a twink schlatt & pete dinunzio mashup edit but I think that would only prove I’m at a breaking point of insanity idk if I can post it (i might if i don’t get enough sleep)

[ramnonymous]

[schloopcentral]

cinna and george are so cute stop this madness i love their duo 😓💓

[schloopcentral]

ohhhh george clarkey in inside season 2,,,,, how handsome im gonna throw up

[hbowartournament]

TOURNAMENT FINALE

Eugene Sledge vs. Lewis Nixon

Eugene Sledge

Lewis Nixon

Voting ended onMar 22, 2025

[schloopcentral]

this is gonna break me hello NIX NEEDS MORE LOVE IM SOBBING

[schloopcentral]

glimpse inside my mind

i gave up youtube for lent (genuinely) so I made this edit from videos I have saved 🩷 maybe you recognize some twink schlatt ones!!!

song: coffin change by wallows

[ramnonymous]

george santos said the next time he’s invited to the white house he’s gonna bring connor as his plus one and all i’m thinking about is connoreatspants and elon musk in the white house like this

[schloopcentral]

awhhhhh mazzy star your music is serenading and gives me a sense of utter serenity

[voliexer]

my two cents on this

aka my personal variations

[schloopcentral]

the original one I saw on twitter said I like the yard podcast and that truly made me chuckle cause hell yeah I love the yard podcast!

[schloopcentral]

should I make my main pfp late 2021 era schlatt with long-ISH hair or just revert back to twink schlatt. I’ve had a theme of aging him in my pfp so idk if it’d be in good spirit to go back to twink schlatt but then again that’s my heart

PLS HELP ME!!!

headband schlatt

twink schlatt

Voting ended onMar 14, 2025

[schloopcentral]

OK TY GUYS I THINK HEADBAND SCHLATT’S THE WINNER (there were 3 votes and that’s all i need I completely forgot I should’ve made the remaining time shorter)

[schloopcentral]

should I make my main pfp late 2021 era schlatt with long-ISH hair or just revert back to twink schlatt. I’ve had a theme of aging him in my pfp so idk if it’d be in good spirit to go back to twink schlatt but then again that’s my heart

PLS HELP ME!!!

headband schlatt

twink schlatt

Voting ended onMar 14, 2025

[schloopcentral]

i want to give him a kiss on the cheek (parasocially)

[schloopcentral]

yes I did complain about parasocialness but in the same breath act parasocial. it’s called being BALANCED!!!

[schloopcentral]

ARGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I do not want to provide schlatt content for the masses anymore. KEYWORD SOME of you guys do not deserve to even see my account (the main one ofc,, this side blog is all over the place really). YOUR INTENTIONS ARE NOT PURE WHEN YOU SEE TWINK SCHLATT!! YOU SCARE ME!

I feel bad too cause some of you guys can be super nice but it’s betrayal when I check your blog and it’s just… the freakiest x reader </3 it’s like I got deceived into thinking you were insane in the way i’m insane and now I feel guilty and grossed out

don’t get me wrong I think schlatt is a handsome dude but I don’t want to see blatant smut on the man 😓😓

then again it is tumblr so this is me shouting into the void

you all have free will so embrace it ig! still scares me though

ALSO WHEN I SAY SOME OF YOU GUYS LITERALLY NO ONE ON THIS BLOG (SCHLOOPCENTRAL) IS LIKE THAT!

SHOUTOUT TO @euphoric-ghoul FOR MAKING ME FEEL SEEN WITH THIS TAKE!!

[euphoric-ghoul]

YES KING. BAR FOR BAR. I go "omg potential chuckle trio friend" and I click on a profile and it's a WALL OF "hidden for #smut" I feel like there's almost NO sfw chuckle trio blogs.. chat these are REAL GUYS.. if we don't remember... im ALLLL FOR RPF don't get me wrong.. and not to be all purity culture but when we're writing some of this crazy shit (non-con specifically) about.. some guy who's probably taking a shit right now 💔💔 CAN WE LOCK IN CHAT

FREEWILL... but maybe step outside to smoke.. peace and love

[schloopcentral]

OH MY DAYS EXACTLY EXACTLY EXACTLY!!!!! I feel like im such a prude catholic or smth but you’d think there would be a line you wouldn’t cross with certain fantasies,,,, like jschlatt, charlie and ted nivison are not??? gonna do the heinous things you’re writing about to you??

i understand that they are aware it’s pure fantasy and that this is parasocial behavior but it doesn’t take away from romanticizing criminal acts with these loser gamer men (sorry for the description but I’d say it’s pretty fitting for the trio)

how are you gonna look at this favorite puppy image and think the most objectifying thing about all three of them? THIS IS FAVORITE PUPPY, PLS HONOR FAVORITE PUPPY!!!

“FREEWILL… but maybe step outside to smoke.. peace and love” - finn, 2025

what a beautiful way to end that response. you get it 🩷

[schloopcentral]

ARGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I do not want to provide schlatt content for the masses anymore. KEYWORD SOME of you guys do not deserve to even see my account (the main one ofc,, this side blog is all over the place really). YOUR INTENTIONS ARE NOT PURE WHEN YOU SEE TWINK SCHLATT!! YOU SCARE ME!

I feel bad too cause some of you guys can be super nice but it’s betrayal when I check your blog and it’s just… the freakiest x reader </3 it’s like I got deceived into thinking you were insane in the way i’m insane and now I feel guilty and grossed out

don’t get me wrong I think schlatt is a handsome dude but I don’t want to see blatant smut on the man 😓😓

then again it is tumblr so this is me shouting into the void

you all have free will so embrace it ig! still scares me though

ALSO WHEN I SAY SOME OF YOU GUYS LITERALLY NO ONE ON THIS BLOG (SCHLOOPCENTRAL) IS LIKE THAT!

SHOUTOUT TO @euphoric-ghoul FOR MAKING ME FEEL SEEN WITH THIS TAKE!!

[schloopcentral]

I was gonna make a post hating someone but I realize that that is super counterproductive. it’s not like they’re gonna see this??? like it’s gonna do anything if they did, too 😭😭 im sorry for hating it’s truly not in my character but do you ever get the WORSTTTT feeling about someone that everyone loves like WOW IM SUCH A LOSER FOR CARING </3

is it just my autism why do I get that feeling