scholrpere schloorp schlorrrrrp

flirting with death & sliding into the grim reaper's dms. no one is allowed to be cooler than me okay (she/her)

[ouroborosorder]

my friends and I have created a game we call Quipposting, where you play quiplash but you roll a wheel full of character archetypes, and whatever it lands on, you all answer as if you are like, a wizard or cowboy. This legitimately makes quiplash go from a fun enough game to an S+ tier absolute unabashed banger

[ouroborosorder]

the best characters are Mafia Goon, Cyberpunk Hacker, Castle Guard, Sewer Rat, 16th Century Peasant, and Alien Poorly Pretending to be Human

[clamberingcat]

OP we desperately need examples

[ouroborosorder]

these are all from mafia goonposting but I think it’s my absolute favorite one of all time so I have a lot of pictures from it. Turn on some jazz and wait until people start talking in the accent and you’ll make Magic

[vanillatwiilight]

I’m not usually an artist, but I never see this talked about, so I wanted to illustrate my experience. Being acceptable to cis people doesn’t net us more respect, but being kind to all fellow trans people makes us stronger. Happy pride, especially to “those” trans people. ❤️🏳️‍⚧️

[schloorpee]

"I'm considering playing RimWorld again."

(spends four hours adjusting mod list and doing like three to five test starts to make sure everything runs correctly)

(doesn't play RimWorld.)

[schloorpee]

pokemon pizza

[schloorpee]

whenever I see this image, it doesn't even register to me that their hands are trying to smush their faces up to each other.

My mind just reads the image as though they're trying to pull them apart but the sheer force of their face-magnetism is too strong

[gen4]

Nintendo DSi

The Nintendo DSi is able to connect to an online store similar to the Wii Shop Channel,called the DSi Shop. Users will be able to download DSiWare games and applications to the internal memory or the SD card of the user’s DSi system. The DSi will be released in Japan on November 1

Long wait for Australia to get this product zZzZzZ

[bunjywunjy]

pass this post GENTLY it’s a priceless relic of the First Age

[schloorpee]

Ancient-ass post

*pushes it off the counter*

[randomisedmongoose]

My nayme is bird And wen it's Yule And Swedish snow Lies cold and cruel I look for seeds With many friends But food is scarce Where flock descends

But then we hear Of ancient rite We leave the trees We all take flight If fire not Its end promote? We do the deed. We eat the goat.

[nyancrimew]

amtrak wants you to get railed on chirstmas

[schloorpee]

[schloorpee]

this shopping center has a moat to ward off attacks from other, more aggressive, shopping centers

[luna-pink-blogpost-deactivated2]

[blancamzlooksat]

freshly peeled liz

[schloorpee]

...aaaaaaand he's eating it

he's eating it.

he's eating- of course he's eating it. who WOULDNT eat their own freshly peeled skin? That's calories right there. Don't be wasteful. Eat your skin.

[schloorpee]

watermelon tastes good but everything "watermelon-flavored" just tastes like the rind

[schloorpee]

Had a nightmare where I tugged on my hair and heard a sound like Velcro and it turned out like half of my hair was attached by Velcro and I couldn't figure out how to reattach it so I just sat there crying until I woke up.

[maenadmars]

all this “bottom rights” and “top rights” discourse…. u fools….. where is my support for switches!

[tagfer]

support.nintendo.com

[schloorpee]

unfortunately my usual motto of "it will all work out in the end, and if it doesn't work out, it's not the end" isn't very compatible with actual deadlines

[canonlgbtq]

Scam Likely from Dungeons and Daddies is bi!

[schloorpee]

god can I just say its so fucked up that New York City is NOT the capital of New York

its Albany. Fucking Albany.

[sabertoothwalrus]

I wanted to revisit sock princess

[schloorpee]

this is SUCH an actual scene from adventure time