Clamberin'

20s | he/him | bi

[coolxatu]

[bai-marionette-deactivated20180]

*leaves

[coolxatu]

where are you going

[loveridden1999]

[scribefindegil]

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

[toastyglow]

"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Milkfish

Chanos chanos

[fish-identifier]

i scrute the milkfish

[jessebloom]

this almost makes me want to go back to law school

[human-pet-they]

They’re adding soulslike elements to Grindr

[swagophile]

UWAAAAAHHHH [trips and falls cutely and it makes a POMF sound when i land and you get to see up my skirt] if you look at my cute bear panties i'll kill myself in front of you

[throathole]

A cum bomb detonated in my fuck canal ✍🏻

[terraswallows]

I was confused you see.

[yorickless]

and so what if I do? it's a nice room

[streetkit]

you can and WILL hold foxies gently

[thatsoup]

[mnotfoundd]

our legs should be interlocking under the covers rn

[doriangraysrockcollection]

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

[doriangraysrockcollection]

i am kissing you on the mouth right now

you are the only person who understands me. you and the person who tagged a series of unfortunate events

[theehorsepusssy]

[virtualgirladvance]

you have to be niceies to me or i start killing the hostages okay?

[egberts]

the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭

[sator-the-wanderer]

Look at him: this is absolutely the least amount of weasel you can have

[daughterofsarenrae]

To really put it in perspective

[flootzavut]

Immediately I love him

[snuffgurll]

@karcinogen you

[fallout-lou-begas]

i can't take it anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *turns into a cat* *crawls into your lap while youre sitting crosslegged* *falls into a deep sleep but i still look really upset even as i'm sleeping*

[fallout-lou-begas]

*does this*