Hat Gov'nor Lore Compilation
It's time I made a compilation post of the hat gov'nor lore
I, the Forgotten One and I, the Unbroken One by @johnlouisif
The space inside the hat is empty, moist, and warm
They ride beasts to battle
The hat is covered in fuzz that is always the same color as their hair
They begin flying at 3 months old
Their genes are like Viltrumite genes so if one parent is a hat gov'nor and the other is not, the baby will always be born as a hat gov'nor
Hat Head Shape: Cowboy hat
Mode of Flying: Flapping the sides of their brims
Where the Mpreg Baby Gestates: Inside the hat
War Beast: Pink Utahraptors
They have veiny brims capable of moving at will which are always longer at the sides
The sides of the brim does not need to be raised but it is done anyway for style
They have a long lock at the back of their hat head that they can tie around the crown
Their hat deflates when punctured or when they die
The deflating hat sounds like a balloon blowing air
They can summon each other by screaming
They swim by flapping their brims like a swimming eagel and the air inside the hat keeps them bouyant in water
When it is time to give birth, their hat pops but the magic of mpreg fixes the hat
They migrate to Krorid for winter
They wear helmets over their hats
They perform mating dances to attract mates
Their national anthem is Like Whiskey by Dallas Dixon
They crow at dawn like roosters
When mating, the top grips the bottom's hat brims while the bottom tries to buck off the top like bull riding
Links: Anatomy Guide, Screaming Summons, More Lore, Hat Air, Flying Baby, Eldritch Mold
Mode of Flying: Helicopter blades like Inspector Gadget
Where the Mpreg Baby Gestates: Inside the stomach
War Beast: Giant blue 8-legged llamas
When it is time to give birth, the baby comes out like a chest burster
They migrate to Krorid for winter
They are born with mustaches and monocles
They can shoot arrows from the top of their hat heads
Links: Intro Post, Flying Baby
Hat Head Shape: Cat-eared maid headband
Mode of Flying: Tail spins like a propeller
Where the Mpreg Baby Gestates: Inside the cat ears
War Beast: My friend Feli
They always have twins, one for each ear
They give birth through their ears and the babies are always tiny
The babies are born like kangaroos: looking like little red rockets that climb their way into the pouch located on the apron
Links: Catboy Gov'nor Debut
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