Schnipizza

[schnipeizzi]

Intro post cause idk what to do

Name: who’s asking? 🤨 just call me Schnipeizzi like everyone else and do me a favor and struggle to spell it, thanks :3

Age: 18 (crazy)

Bestie: @smeefy-smoofy bro’s my only day one fr and I love him 🥰

Boyfriend: yes I’ve got a boyfriend, no you will never know who he is, yes that makes it sound like I don’t have one, let me be difficult :)

✨sexuality✨: bisexual, and everyone who says it doesn’t exist clearly doesn’t know any cool people because all of them are bisexuals.. and transgenders (just for you bestie :))

Post frequency: idrk, not sure what to post about and not sure anyone will see it, such a great combo

Workplace: a gym with all the smelly gym rats covered in pre-workout, protein powder, and sweat… it’s lovely… 🫩 and the worst part is, my job there is babysitting 😭

Video games I like: Minecraft, Overwatch, the Legend of Zelda (especially twilight princess), beat saber, World of Warcraft, Mario kart/party, a bunch of other things

Movies I like: the crow (1994), the labyrinth, the heat, central intelligence, big daddy, daddy’s home, son in law, grown ups, and more dumb comedies

Shows I like: Frasier, Ren and Stimpy, SpongeBob (it’s fire), the monkees (thanks smeefy), the office, st denis medical, psych, and more

Dumb facts about me: I’m a horse girl (have been since I was a baby and have taken lessons since I was 4), I love Laurenzside cause she is awesome, I’m trying to become a flight attendant because travel and money, I have a migraine, and I like watching you sleep :)

[schnipeizzi]

WIZARD COUNSEL!!! GATHER ROUND!!!

I HAVE AN IMPORTANT QUESTION FOR THEE!!!

Would you rather be *REALLY* sad/depressed for a short time (24hours max)

OR

A little bit sad for a long period of time (2 weeks minimum)

CONS OF EACH:

Short period: it is a soul crushing sadness with anxiety mixed in that you can’t escape until the time is over

Long period: You will start to feel like it’s never ending and nothing you can do and it degrades at you after about a week

PROS OF EACH:

Short period: it’s short and will be over with quickly, but it won’t feel like it

Long period: it’s manageable except your will power will be constantly degrading

@grandwizarddavy @grandwizardmike @grandwizardpeter @grandwizardmicky @selkie-seals

[grandwizardmicky]

Woahh! I’ve been summoned!!

Hmm…gee…what to pick!?

I’d probably choose short period ! I’d have my Mike pals to take care of me the whole time !! C:

That’s my answer !! :,D

@grandwizarddavy @grandwizardpeter @grandwizardmike

[grandwizarddavy]

hmm probably the long one.

i would be managaeble.

(OOC: that's also how I feel everyday I'm at school :D)

@grandwizardpeter @grandwizardmike @selkie-seals

[grandwizardmike]

"gosh thats a heavy question, shotgun"

"I'd probably pick the long period so I'd still be able to take care of these knuckleheads"

mike chuckles weakly and ruffles davys hair, davy trying to squirm out of his hold the whole time

@grandwizardpeter @grandwizarddavy @grandwizardmicky @selkie-seals

[grandwizardpeter]

"the short period for sure!! even though 24 hours seems like a long time in my eyes, it can't be that bad. and then i'd get better after.. maybe"

@grandwizarddavy @grandwizardmicky @selkie-seals @grandwizardmike

[grandwizardmike]

"don't worry pete, I'd make sure you felt better. all of you. I sure hope @schnipeizzi wasn't going to actually curse us though..."

"because anyone who makes the boys and henchwoman selkie sad, gets the hammer"

@grandwizardpeter @grandwizarddavy @grandwizardmicky

[schnipeizzi]

Thank you all for replying and it was very cool seeing everyone’s opinions and reasons behind it! You may continue on about your lives like normal ✨

I will be back soon with more rhetorical (but are they? 🤔) questions!

@grandwizarddavy @grandwizardmike @grandwizardmicky @grandwizardpeter @selkie-seals

[schnipeizzi]

WIZARD COUNSEL!!! GATHER ROUND!!!

I HAVE AN IMPORTANT QUESTION FOR THEE!!!

Would you rather be *REALLY* sad/depressed for a short time (24hours max)

OR

A little bit sad for a long period of time (2 weeks minimum)

CONS OF EACH:

Short period: it is a soul crushing sadness with anxiety mixed in that you can’t escape until the time is over

Long period: You will start to feel like it’s never ending and nothing you can do and it degrades at you after about a week

PROS OF EACH:

Short period: it’s short and will be over with quickly, but it won’t feel like it

Long period: it’s manageable except your will power will be constantly degrading

@grandwizarddavy @grandwizardmike @grandwizardpeter @grandwizardmicky @selkie-seals

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

[bo0zey]

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

[gigonia]

We’s gonna be rebloggin this ‘til the sun explodes.

[transmikenesmith]

on the verge of being homeless again but im too tired with my life to even react

[transmikenesmith]

hi i'm dana. disabled nd nonbinary bi. 🫶 i got hit with a 100€ bill and i already struggle to stay on the surface while paying off my student loans + a predatory all-inclusive contract i did not want.

being late with the bill affects my credit score, which affects the rental contract *which* means either homelessness or paying 1200€ to my landlord.

"get a job" isn't a possibility in a country where we have a severe unemployment crisis going on with benefits being cut constantly. if you ever thought finland is an equal country, no - shit's genuinely bad and going worse and worse by the minute. it just isn't being reported as much to the people outside of it. 👍

if you could help me out even by reblogging, i'd genuinely appreciate it. i'm really sorry and i wish you a happy midsummer + pride month!

my ☕️ can be found here, please don't tag as anything. thank you 🫶🫶

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