Mad Micky’s Wizard Emporium

Welcome to my lair of EXPERIMENTS!! In fact... would you like to see my bottle that turns me into James Cagney?

[grandwizardmicky]

AWESOME WIZARD INTRO

It is I!

THE GRAND WIZARD…

MICKY DOLENZ!!!! (no not like the pineapple.)

INFO!:

-My main acc is @mike-the-star-collector

-I’m the co-worker of Master Smeefius Smoofius @grandwizardsmeefy(who insists i’m his henchman…)

-My magic type is Polymorphism! I can turn someone, or something, into something else! (Watch out, because sometimes I do accidentally turn people into tom-toms sometimes…)

-The Wizard Council has sent me various warnings through wizard mail, but do not fear! I only turned ONE small child into a rabbit, and I fixed it right away!

-NO, I AM NOT A CHANGELING. WHO SAID THAT. I ASSURE YOU MY IDENTITY HASN’T BEEN STOLEN. AT LEAST NOT AGAIN.

-I love The Monkees (this is why I made this acc and so I can rp with my mootie..)

-This is a non-serious blog. I’m not assuming the identity of any real people. I’m not LITERALLY saying I’m Micky Dolenz, and I respect him, his work, and I pray for his wellbeing.

DNI:

-People who promote hate crimes and speech against certain groups of people. I will hunt them down, and I will turn them into porpoises.

-The Wizard Council Tax Collectors. Stop harassing me and Master Smeefius. We paid our taxes!!

-Anti-Wizards

-Faes. I’m spreading anti-fae awareness!! I will NOT have my identity taken away…not again…not after that changeling…

-Pedophiles. They’re the scum of the earth created by hell itself… Evil wizards I say…

-Generally negative people/killjoys

-Non-Whimsy people

-People who suck

ANYWAYS…

Thanks for visiting this blog!! I hope you find everything here fun :)

[grandwizardsmeefy]

yo yo yo yo yo what it is smeefy!! so I would lwk LOVE to be ur henchwoman but one problem.. im a selkie which is considered fae BUT I'm aquatic fae and I SWEAR I wont take ur name as long as you don't take my seal skin

well ty for ur time and I do meet requirements for being a henchwoman sooooooo mwehehehehehhe

hmm idk...

what do you guys think?

@grandwizarddavy @grandwizardmicky @grandwizardpeter

[grandwizardmicky]

Wow! I’ve never seen a selkie up close!!

And it approaching you !! We must have them as a henchman! Besides, can any of us swim very well ?

I almost drowned once before mermaids came to save me….thank goodness…

[grandwizardsmeefy]

hey guys, now uh

nobody panic but um

well I decided to pay that wizard glick fellow a visit and give him a piece of my mind and well

he turned me into a cat

so

*nervous chuckle* little help please? @grandwizarddavy @grandwizardpeter @grandwizardmicky

[grandwizardmicky]

AWWW!

Wizard Micky picks Wizard Mike up, nuzzling him as he looks at the rest of the wizards

Can we keep him??

@grandwizarddavy @grandwizardpeter

[grandwizardpeter]

AWEGHHH KITTYYYY !!!!!! what a cute little guy you are mike !!!!! you're so much more cuddly like this... but maybe we should try to think of some ways to change him back... hairballs everywhere- yeuck !!

[grandwizardsmeefy]

*grumbling* cute little guy....I'll show you little...

and hey I do not get hairballs!!! >:(

[grandwizarddavy]

aww, mike, you're so cute!

not as cute as me, of course, but still cute!

[grandwizardsmeefy]

yeah yeah whatever now somebody change me back!!! or at least get me a bowl of milk... *stares at you with my adorable kitty eyes*

@grandwizarddavy @grandwizardpeter @grandwizardmicky

[grandwizardpeter]

aweeeghhh mike you know milk's not good for you !! but we can give you some tuna while we figure out a way to turn you back.... speaking of- how can even begin to do that ?!?

@grandwizardmicky @grandwizarddavy

[grandwizardmicky]

Stand back everyone !

I have a specialty in Polymorphism!

magic noises

That should be good!

wipes his hands on his wizard cloak

How ya feelin’ Mike?

[grandwizardsmeefy]

in an instant, mike feels different

he looks at his paws hands! his hands! he's no longer a cat!! "finally! back in my own body," he thinks "although I will miss the pets...." he dismisses that thought with a shake of his head

his head? it felt...different....heavier

he looked around the room and realised everything looked strange. blurry and muted

was this a side affect of the magic??

"well I'm definitely not a cat anymore, thanks mick. I feel a bit strange though...."

[grandwizardmicky]

I may have messed up…a LITTLE…

[grandwizardsmeefy]

messed up??? what do you mean "a little"?? how much is a little??? what in the world did you do?? @grandwizarddavy @grandwizardpeter

[grandwizarddavy]

well, uhh, don't freak out, but you've got cat ears on your head.

[grandwizardsmeefy]

"WHAT!??" mike felt the top of his head to find exactly that, two big fluffy cat ears

"no no no this can't be happening, m-maybe I can hide them underneath my hat??" mike pulled on his hat only for his ears to spring out of two holes in the hat that definitely weren't there before

"how am I supposed to go on stage like this?? we'll never be able to get a job, we'll starve! what will babbitt think?? he'll probably kick us out, where will we live?? he already thinks we're long haired weirdos, now he'll think I'm a long EARED weirdo!!" mike spiraled

suddenly, mike looked calm....too calm

he slowly turned towards @grandwizardmicky "You."

mike lunges at micky with a cat-like ferocity in his eyes

@grandwizarddavy @grandwizardpeter

[mike-the-star-collector]

Hey, we can talk about this…right?

AAAAAAA-

tries to pull Mike off of him and then stands like this

It was an accident! I didn’t know! We can…uh…work together on this! Or uh…maybe you’ll get used to them? I heard cats have better hearing? Gee, I don’t know!

don’t fire me..

covers head with hands

Don’t jump on me again…

@grandwizardpeter @grandwizarddavy

[grandwizardsmeefy]

*sigh* I won't fire ya mick, just

just fix this? yeah?

I can't go through life as a catboy....

@grandwizardpeter @grandwizarddavy

[grandwizardmicky]

gyulp

Er-alright!

Hmm…

Lickty Likety…turn this Mike into the way he likes!

zaps

[grandwizarddavy]

*covering eyes* oh, please tell me mike's back to normal!

[grandwizardsmeefy]

mike feels the magic wash over him once again, his fluffy ears disappeared and human ears took their place

his vision cleared up and the colours of the world around him became more pigmented

he felt his hair grow longer and his skin become softer

he definitely wasn't a cat anymore but he still felt different than his usual form

he ran to grab a mirror

he stared in shock as mickys words reverberated through his head "turn this mike into the way he likes!" the way he likes....

he didn't want to think about the implications of that

he ran his fingers through his hair, now much longer, lighter, and softer

he stared at himself in the mirror "I look....pretty"

no, he didn't want to think about that

he turned towards his friends "I...I need to sit down"

he flops down on the couch and stares off into the distance

@grandwizarddavy @grandwizarddavy

[grandwizarddavy]

uhh, mike? are you alright, mate?

woah... you're really pretty

[grandwizardsmeefy]

"thanks davy, yeah I'm fine I just-"

mike stopped speaking when he saw davy

mike blushed "when did davy become so attractive??"

mike looked at davy with sparkles in his eyes

"I uh well um I uh you see ah"

"smooth, nez" mike thought embarrassed

he then became VERY aware of what was happening

"....micky you have to fix this, this is weird"

@grandwizardpeter @grandwizardmicky

[grandwizardmicky]

Woah…what a groovy chick…

snaps out of it

Woah! Mike! You’re a girl!

Er…why are you two staring at each other like that…

Oh no…

steps in between the two

snaps fingers in front of their faces

looks at camera Well look at that! It’s as if someone gave them a love potion!

No though…we gotta figure out how to turn you back..

Peter ! I summon thee !

@grandwizardpeter

[grandwizardsmeefy]

hey guys, now uh

nobody panic but um

well I decided to pay that wizard glick fellow a visit and give him a piece of my mind and well

he turned me into a cat

so

*nervous chuckle* little help please? @grandwizarddavy @grandwizardpeter @grandwizardmicky

[grandwizardmicky]

AWWW!

Wizard Micky picks Wizard Mike up, nuzzling him as he looks at the rest of the wizards

Can we keep him??

@grandwizarddavy @grandwizardpeter

[grandwizardpeter]

AWEGHHH KITTYYYY !!!!!! what a cute little guy you are mike !!!!! you're so much more cuddly like this... but maybe we should try to think of some ways to change him back... hairballs everywhere- yeuck !!

[grandwizardsmeefy]

*grumbling* cute little guy....I'll show you little...

and hey I do not get hairballs!!! >:(

[grandwizarddavy]

aww, mike, you're so cute!

not as cute as me, of course, but still cute!

[grandwizardsmeefy]

yeah yeah whatever now somebody change me back!!! or at least get me a bowl of milk... *stares at you with my adorable kitty eyes*

@grandwizarddavy @grandwizardpeter @grandwizardmicky

[grandwizardpeter]

aweeeghhh mike you know milk's not good for you !! but we can give you some tuna while we figure out a way to turn you back.... speaking of- how can even begin to do that ?!?

@grandwizardmicky @grandwizarddavy

[grandwizardmicky]

Stand back everyone !

I have a specialty in Polymorphism!

magic noises

That should be good!

wipes his hands on his wizard cloak

How ya feelin’ Mike?

[grandwizardsmeefy]

in an instant, mike feels different

he looks at his paws hands! his hands! he's no longer a cat!! "finally! back in my own body," he thinks "although I will miss the pets...." he dismisses that thought with a shake of his head

his head? it felt...different....heavier

he looked around the room and realised everything looked strange. blurry and muted

was this a side affect of the magic??

"well I'm definitely not a cat anymore, thanks mick. I feel a bit strange though...."

[grandwizardmicky]

I may have messed up…a LITTLE…

[grandwizardsmeefy]

messed up??? what do you mean "a little"?? how much is a little??? what in the world did you do?? @grandwizarddavy @grandwizardpeter

[grandwizarddavy]

well, uhh, don't freak out, but you've got cat ears on your head.

[grandwizardsmeefy]

"WHAT!??" mike felt the top of his head to find exactly that, two big fluffy cat ears

"no no no this can't be happening, m-maybe I can hide them underneath my hat??" mike pulled on his hat only for his ears to spring out of two holes in the hat that definitely weren't there before

"how am I supposed to go on stage like this?? we'll never be able to get a job, we'll starve! what will babbitt think?? he'll probably kick us out, where will we live?? he already thinks we're long haired weirdos, now he'll think I'm a long EARED weirdo!!" mike spiraled

suddenly, mike looked calm....too calm

he slowly turned towards @grandwizardmicky "You."

mike lunges at micky with a cat-like ferocity in his eyes

@grandwizarddavy @grandwizardpeter

[mike-the-star-collector]

Hey, we can talk about this…right?

AAAAAAA-

tries to pull Mike off of him and then stands like this

It was an accident! I didn’t know! We can…uh…work together on this! Or uh…maybe you’ll get used to them? I heard cats have better hearing? Gee, I don’t know!

don’t fire me..

covers head with hands

Don’t jump on me again…

@grandwizardpeter @grandwizarddavy

[grandwizardsmeefy]

*sigh* I won't fire ya mick, just

just fix this? yeah?

I can't go through life as a catboy....

@grandwizardpeter @grandwizarddavy

[grandwizardmicky]

gyulp

Er-alright!

Hmm…

Lickty Likety…turn this Mike into the way he likes!

zaps

[grandwizardsmeefy]

hey guys, now uh

nobody panic but um

well I decided to pay that wizard glick fellow a visit and give him a piece of my mind and well

he turned me into a cat

so

*nervous chuckle* little help please? @grandwizarddavy @grandwizardpeter @grandwizardmicky

[grandwizardmicky]

AWWW!

Wizard Micky picks Wizard Mike up, nuzzling him as he looks at the rest of the wizards

Can we keep him??

@grandwizarddavy @grandwizardpeter

[grandwizardpeter]

AWEGHHH KITTYYYY !!!!!! what a cute little guy you are mike !!!!! you're so much more cuddly like this... but maybe we should try to think of some ways to change him back... hairballs everywhere- yeuck !!

[grandwizardsmeefy]

*grumbling* cute little guy....I'll show you little...

and hey I do not get hairballs!!! >:(

[grandwizarddavy]

aww, mike, you're so cute!

not as cute as me, of course, but still cute!

[grandwizardsmeefy]

yeah yeah whatever now somebody change me back!!! or at least get me a bowl of milk... *stares at you with my adorable kitty eyes*

@grandwizarddavy @grandwizardpeter @grandwizardmicky

[grandwizardpeter]

aweeeghhh mike you know milk's not good for you !! but we can give you some tuna while we figure out a way to turn you back.... speaking of- how can even begin to do that ?!?

@grandwizardmicky @grandwizarddavy

[grandwizardmicky]

Stand back everyone !

I have a specialty in Polymorphism!

magic noises

That should be good!

wipes his hands on his wizard cloak

How ya feelin’ Mike?

[grandwizardsmeefy]

in an instant, mike feels different

he looks at his paws hands! his hands! he's no longer a cat!! "finally! back in my own body," he thinks "although I will miss the pets...." he dismisses that thought with a shake of his head

his head? it felt...different....heavier

he looked around the room and realised everything looked strange. blurry and muted

was this a side affect of the magic??

"well I'm definitely not a cat anymore, thanks mick. I feel a bit strange though...."

[grandwizardmicky]

I may have messed up…a LITTLE…

[grandwizardsmeefy]

hey guys, now uh

nobody panic but um

well I decided to pay that wizard glick fellow a visit and give him a piece of my mind and well

he turned me into a cat

so

*nervous chuckle* little help please? @grandwizarddavy @grandwizardpeter @grandwizardmicky

[grandwizardmicky]

AWWW!

Wizard Micky picks Wizard Mike up, nuzzling him as he looks at the rest of the wizards

Can we keep him??

@grandwizarddavy @grandwizardpeter

[grandwizardpeter]

AWEGHHH KITTYYYY !!!!!! what a cute little guy you are mike !!!!! you're so much more cuddly like this... but maybe we should try to think of some ways to change him back... hairballs everywhere- yeuck !!

[grandwizardsmeefy]

*grumbling* cute little guy....I'll show you little...

and hey I do not get hairballs!!! >:(

[grandwizarddavy]

aww, mike, you're so cute!

not as cute as me, of course, but still cute!

[grandwizardsmeefy]

yeah yeah whatever now somebody change me back!!! or at least get me a bowl of milk... *stares at you with my adorable kitty eyes*

@grandwizarddavy @grandwizardpeter @grandwizardmicky

[grandwizardpeter]

aweeeghhh mike you know milk's not good for you !! but we can give you some tuna while we figure out a way to turn you back.... speaking of- how can even begin to do that ?!?

@grandwizardmicky @grandwizarddavy

[grandwizardmicky]

Stand back everyone !

I have a specialty in Polymorphism!

magic noises

That should be good!

wipes his hands on his wizard cloak

How ya feelin’ Mike?

[grandwizardsmeefy]

hey guys, now uh

nobody panic but um

well I decided to pay that wizard glick fellow a visit and give him a piece of my mind and well

he turned me into a cat

so

*nervous chuckle* little help please? @grandwizarddavy @grandwizardpeter @grandwizardmicky

[grandwizardmicky]

AWWW!

Wizard Micky picks Wizard Mike up, nuzzling him as he looks at the rest of the wizards

Can we keep him??

@grandwizarddavy @grandwizardpeter

[cridlingtoniscute13]

What the actual hell is he plotting

[grandwizardsmeefy]

thats the fucker that stole the elf stones!!!!

[grandwizardmicky]

so THATS where they went!!!

[grandwizardsmeefy]

cooking up some EVIL magic noodles

[grandwizardsmeefy]

mmmm

[grandwizardmicky]

share some with us!!

@grandwizardpeter @grandwizdavy !

[grandwizardsmeefy]

mmm, I guess you've been good

*levitates some noodles at you*

[grandwizardmicky]

Yay!!!

Hmm…they’re not cheesy enough…

magic blast

the noodles got turned into mac & cheese

Perfect!!

starts devouring

[grandwizardmicky]

@grandwizdavy, do ya wanna make a love potion with me?

[grandwizardsmeefy]

now wait just a minute!

do you two really think a love potion is good idea?? someone could get hurt for goodness sakes!!

and as much as I love ya mick, we all know you haven't had the greatest luck with potions....

besides, I think davys doing just fine without any potion....

[grandwizarddavy]

i do think it's a good idea

also, yeah, I am doing fine without a love potion...

BUT that's because of my epic seduction magic tm

[grandwizardsmeefy]

*sigh* I guess there isn't anything I can do to stop you

but BE CAREFUL

I don't want any love crazy girls showing up at the pad and making a mess of things (at least not again....)

[grandwizardmicky]

Alrighty!

one more strand of hair…

plop

BOOM

coughs and wipes face

welp.

maybe I’ll use a strand of Davy’s hair next time instead of mine…

guess it didn’t work!

@grandwizardpeter , Any idea on how to make this love potion work?

[grandwizardsmeefy]

you better clean up after yourself!!! god knows I don't need any more to clean

[grandwizardmicky]

cough

Okay…

[grandwizardsmeefy]

cooking up some EVIL magic noodles

[grandwizardsmeefy]

mmmm

[grandwizardmicky]

share some with us!!

@grandwizardpeter @grandwizdavy !

[grandwizardmicky]

@grandwizdavy, do ya wanna make a love potion with me?

[grandwizardsmeefy]

now wait just a minute!

do you two really think a love potion is good idea?? someone could get hurt for goodness sakes!!

and as much as I love ya mick, we all know you haven't had the greatest luck with potions....

besides, I think davys doing just fine without any potion....

[grandwizarddavy]

i do think it's a good idea

also, yeah, I am doing fine without a love potion...

BUT that's because of my epic seduction magic tm

[grandwizardsmeefy]

*sigh* I guess there isn't anything I can do to stop you

but BE CAREFUL

I don't want any love crazy girls showing up at the pad and making a mess of things (at least not again....)

[grandwizardmicky]

Alrighty!

one more strand of hair…

plop

BOOM

coughs and wipes face

welp.

maybe I’ll use a strand of Davy’s hair next time instead of mine…

guess it didn’t work!

@grandwizardpeter , Any idea on how to make this love potion work?

[grandwizardmicky]

@grandwizdavy, do ya wanna make a love potion with me?

[grandwizardsmeefy]

ello there

i would to apply to be...

*epic drumroll*

THE LEGENDARY...

davy wizard!!!

DAVY!!! WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU!!

*ahem* of course I'll have to see your qualifications, standard procedure

[starisaloser]

yes, yes, of course.

i placed top of my class in magical tax evasion, looking cute, and being british, and bottom of my class in almost everything else

i've been through the horrors...

and did I mention I'm cute and british?

[grandwizardsmeefy]

hmmm, you are very cute..... *clears throat* um ah I mean

I'll have to consult with my business partner

@grandwizardmicky , what do you think?

[grandwizardmicky]

AWW…cute…

ahem…sorry…

hmm..good in tax evasion?

AND we might be able to use the cuteness to trick enemies..

And his shortness might be great for sneakiness…

Okay…

APPROVED

BUT YOU’RE NOT DONE JUST YET WITH APPLICATION!

@grandwizardpeter !! I SUMMON THEE!

[grandwizardpeter]

oh. my. word !!!!!

gosh, those really do seem like some great skills! especially with a face as cute as yours.... sighs wistfully

uh! yeah! tax evasion's real helpful, and with all that... rent... we'll have to develop some kind of survival mechanism

APPROVED!!!!!!!!!11

[grandwizardmicky]

OKAY ! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

@grandwizardsmeefy !! GIVE DAVY HIS WIZARD NAME

[grandwizardsmeefy]

OK @starisaloser I DUB THEE *drum roll*

grandwizdavy!!!!!

*sniffles* I'm so proud

the gangs all together!!!

[grandwizardmicky]

MONKEE WIZARDS UNITE!!

[grandwizardsmeefy]

ello there

i would to apply to be...

*epic drumroll*

THE LEGENDARY...

davy wizard!!!

DAVY!!! WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU!!

*ahem* of course I'll have to see your qualifications, standard procedure

[starisaloser]

yes, yes, of course.

i placed top of my class in magical tax evasion, looking cute, and being british, and bottom of my class in almost everything else

i've been through the horrors...

and did I mention I'm cute and british?

[grandwizardsmeefy]

hmmm, you are very cute..... *clears throat* um ah I mean

I'll have to consult with my business partner

@grandwizardmicky , what do you think?

[grandwizardmicky]

AWW…cute…

ahem…sorry…

hmm..good in tax evasion?

AND we might be able to use the cuteness to trick enemies..

And his shortness might be great for sneakiness…

Okay…

APPROVED

BUT YOU’RE NOT DONE JUST YET WITH APPLICATION!

@grandwizardpeter !! I SUMMON THEE!

[grandwizardpeter]

oh. my. word !!!!!

gosh, those really do seem like some great skills! especially with a face as cute as yours.... sighs wistfully

uh! yeah! tax evasion's real helpful, and with all that... rent... we'll have to develop some kind of survival mechanism

APPROVED!!!!!!!!!11

[grandwizardmicky]

OKAY ! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

@grandwizardsmeefy !! GIVE DAVY HIS WIZARD NAME

[grandwizardsmeefy]

ello there

i would to apply to be...

*epic drumroll*

THE LEGENDARY...

davy wizard!!!

DAVY!!! WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU!!

*ahem* of course I'll have to see your qualifications, standard procedure

[starisaloser]

yes, yes, of course.

i placed top of my class in magical tax evasion, looking cute, and being british, and bottom of my class in almost everything else

i've been through the horrors...

and did I mention I'm cute and british?

[grandwizardsmeefy]

hmmm, you are very cute..... *clears throat* um ah I mean

I'll have to consult with my business partner

@grandwizardmicky , what do you think?

[grandwizardmicky]

AWW…cute…

ahem…sorry…

hmm..good in tax evasion?

AND we might be able to use the cuteness to trick enemies..

And his shortness might be great for sneakiness…

Okay…

APPROVED

BUT YOU’RE NOT DONE JUST YET WITH APPLICATION!

@grandwizardpeter !! I SUMMON THEE!

[grandwizardsmeefy]

hii can i pretty please with a cherry on top become one of your henchmen

hmm idk...

what are your qualifications?

[leninlennon]

welllll.... i graduated top of my class in dilly dallying and bottom of my class in practical spells and magic

i can also hit a triangle real good

[firefly-218]

i'm a classical musician and i can confirm that hitting a triangle real good is an impressive skill.

[leninlennon]

!!!!!!! LISTEN TO THIS GUY hes so smart

[grandwizardsmeefy]

hmm sounds intriguing....

@grandwizardmicky what do you think?

[grandwizardmicky]

Hmmm…Is this our Peter? hehehehe

Hmm hitting a triangle is a good skill to have..

I do have a magic evil triangle that when hit does damage

Dilly dallying IS good for evil..

APPROVED!!