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*poofs into existence* got any wizard? got any funkin wizard?

[grandwizardmike]

MAGICAL BLOG INTRO

hi im michael nesmith, im also a wizard

ask me about it

my fellow wizards:

@grandwizardmicky

@grandwizardpeter

@grandwizdavy

(and of course, henchwoman selkie) @selkie-seals

and then, me! grand wizard mike!!

all together, we are The Magical Monkees!!

anyways, back to me:

age: physically I am 17, mentally....

mentally I am going through the horrors.....

THEHORRORSTHEHORRORSTHEHORRORSTHEHO- *gunshot*

sorry that one was too far gone

anyways lets continue

name: my henchmen call me "master smeefius", my fellow wizards call me smeefy, and my mother....well my mother calls me "pumpkin" *blushes*

full name: smeefius smoofius

pronouns: he/him

gender: wizard

dni:

t.r.a.s.h

T: transphobes

R: racists

A: ableists

S: sexists

H: homophobes

pedos, zoos, radqueers

the usual

wizard antis

people that dont like whismy

evil gnomes, dark elves, but especially the fae (no you can not have my name you fuck I've had to legally change it 12 times now I am not falling for it aga-)

the grand wizard council (stop sending your henchmen to my hut I am not paying the magic tax just so you can build more magic waffle houses)

magic type:

water, any magic that has to do with water. want some water? take some of magic finger water! don't worry, its clean....ish

heres a pic of me showing off my water magic at magical wizard college

my interests:

hydrology (im a water wizard what did you expect)

magic

whismy

the monkees

bigfoot (I SAW HIM I KNOW HES REAL I KNOW IT)

follow to become one of my evil henchmen

Henchmen Info:

so ya wanna be a henchman? heres the job requirements:

must have a masters degree in evil science

must be ok with getting covered in evil goo (dont ask)

must not ask questions

must make evil noises such as "mwehehehe" and "whahahah" and "maledic magno concilio magorum"

must be willing to purchase evil ginger ale for your evil master (me)

by applying to be my evil henchman, you confirm that you are not a member of the grand wizard council, you are in no way affiliated to the grand wizard council, you are not applying to this job on behalf of the grand wizard council or an associate of the grand wizard council

Art:

awesome wizard davy fanart (the fact that the silly rp wizard monkee thing that I started at 2am while high on pain meds has FANART??? is WILD!!!! I love it sm)

shitty wizard micky art by me

shitty wizard peter art by me

Best Posts:

origin of wizard micky

origin of wizard peter

origin of wizard davy

origin of henchwoman mae

adventures in catboy mike, gender issues, and jonesmith

dolenzsmith angst (ongoing)

(this is a rp account but its very unserious)

(my character is basically mike nesmith if he was a lot more unhinged and also wizard)

ok thats it

bye

[grandwizardmicky]

Oh micky ♡ please don't jump off a bridge ♡♡♡ not again ♡♡♡♡♡♡ stop doing that ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

That was only once !!

Besides, there was water beneath it!!!

And don’t forget, I have magic at hand to slow my fall!!!

Wait…

Are you a wizard council member trying to tell me to stop my wizardly actions

MIKE!!!!

@grandwizardmike

[grandwizardmike]

"well uh, I mean...I kinda agree with them here micky"

"you damn near gave me a heart attack jumping off that bridge..." mike laughs weakly

"god knows what we would do without you, mick..." mike starts tearing up a bit at the memory

he regains his composure

"just uh, don't do it again...ok?"

[grandwizardmicky]

@selkie-seals ! I have an experiment I would like to try! It’s completely harmless (:D I swear!! I’ll even reverse it when i’m done :)

[selkie-seals]

YEA !! do I have to take off my skin for it or no ??

[grandwizardmicky]

Well, i’m not totally sure, but i’ll try without you having to !

Connect the pieces, read the thesis, have me and the selkie trade our species !!

💥poof💥

Did…it work? I feel a little different ?

*Mickys wizard cloaks still wrapped around him, but a selkie coat is also wrapped around him like a towel. Micky also is spotted a little bit on his face and shoulder area*

Gee, look at that ! How are you holding up?

[selkie-seals]

SCREAM !! NO !! IM A HUMAN AHHAHAHAHUHGHJKL *my ginger hair gets covered in sand as i pass out*

[grandwizardmike]

MICKY WHAT DID YOU DO

MICKY YOU JUST TOOK A SELKIES SKIN

MICKY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

MICKY YOU'RE FUCKED

@grandwizardmicky

[grandwizardmicky]

Micky looks terrified as he looks down at what is now “his” skin

Uh…listen….I didn’t know she’d faint!! I just wanted to try something :c I was gonna reverse it after :(

I always wondered what i’d be like to be a selkie..

[selkie-seals]

WAHH WAHH GIVE IT BACK !!!

GIVE MY SKIN BACK !!!!!!

@grandwizardmicky

[grandwizardmicky]

WAIT!!

Can I at least test it out first…🥺

[selkie-seals]

NO !! D:<

[grandwizardmike]

"micky give the poor woman her skin"

"I'll turn you into a seal later, goodness sakes...."

@grandwizardmicky

mike sighs like an irritated mom

[grandwizardmicky]

Aww! But selkies are different !

They get to have the cool seal skin, the cool speckles on their skin, the cool shapeshifting…

But okay….

reverses the spell

[selkie-seals]

thank you.

[grandwizardmicky]

You’re welcome I guess…

sighes

[grandwizardmike]

"oh for crying out loud!"

"come here, mick"

"alright um" mike clears his throat and grab his wand

"uh...turn this wizard into um" what rhymes with selkie??? "into what lives near the kelp-y" good enough "uh..."

"turn this micky into a selkie!"

magic blasts out of mikes wand

he covers his eyes "well uh, did it work, mick? I'm scared to look...."

@grandwizardpeter @grandwizarddavy @grandwizardmicky @selkie-seals

[grandwizardmike]

ooc: can y'all send me send mike reaction pics? I've kinda just been cycling throughout the same five or so and I want more variety

@grandwizardpeter @grandwizarddavy @grandwizardmicky

[grandwizardmicky]

@selkie-seals ! I have an experiment I would like to try! It’s completely harmless (:D I swear!! I’ll even reverse it when i’m done :)

[selkie-seals]

YEA !! do I have to take off my skin for it or no ??

[grandwizardmicky]

Well, i’m not totally sure, but i’ll try without you having to !

Connect the pieces, read the thesis, have me and the selkie trade our species !!

💥poof💥

Did…it work? I feel a little different ?

*Mickys wizard cloaks still wrapped around him, but a selkie coat is also wrapped around him like a towel. Micky also is spotted a little bit on his face and shoulder area*

Gee, look at that ! How are you holding up?

[selkie-seals]

SCREAM !! NO !! IM A HUMAN AHHAHAHAHUHGHJKL *my ginger hair gets covered in sand as i pass out*

[grandwizardmike]

MICKY WHAT DID YOU DO

MICKY YOU JUST TOOK A SELKIES SKIN

MICKY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

MICKY YOU'RE FUCKED

@grandwizardmicky

[grandwizardmicky]

Micky looks terrified as he looks down at what is now “his” skin

Uh…listen….I didn’t know she’d faint!! I just wanted to try something :c I was gonna reverse it after :(

I always wondered what i’d be like to be a selkie..

[selkie-seals]

WAHH WAHH GIVE IT BACK !!!

GIVE MY SKIN BACK !!!!!!

@grandwizardmicky

[grandwizardmicky]

WAIT!!

Can I at least test it out first…🥺

[selkie-seals]

NO !! D:<

[grandwizardmike]

"micky give the poor woman her skin"

"I'll turn you into a seal later, goodness sakes...."

@grandwizardmicky

mike sighs like an irritated mom

[schnipeizzi]

WIZARD COUNSEL!!! GATHER ROUND!!!

I HAVE AN IMPORTANT QUESTION FOR THEE!!!

Would you rather be *REALLY* sad/depressed for a short time (24hours max)

OR

A little bit sad for a long period of time (2 weeks minimum)

CONS OF EACH:

Short period: it is a soul crushing sadness with anxiety mixed in that you can’t escape until the time is over

Long period: You will start to feel like it’s never ending and nothing you can do and it degrades at you after about a week

PROS OF EACH:

Short period: it’s short and will be over with quickly, but it won’t feel like it

Long period: it’s manageable except your will power will be constantly degrading

@grandwizarddavy @grandwizardmike @grandwizardpeter @grandwizardmicky @selkie-seals

[grandwizardmicky]

Woahh! I’ve been summoned!!

Hmm…gee…what to pick!?

I’d probably choose short period ! I’d have my Mike pals to take care of me the whole time !! C:

That’s my answer !! :,D

@grandwizarddavy @grandwizardpeter @grandwizardmike

[grandwizarddavy]

hmm probably the long one.

i would be managaeble.

(OOC: that's also how I feel everyday I'm at school :D)

@grandwizardpeter @grandwizardmike @selkie-seals

[grandwizardmike]

"gosh thats a heavy question, shotgun"

"I'd probably pick the long period so I'd still be able to take care of these knuckleheads"

mike chuckles weakly and ruffles davys hair, davy trying to squirm out of his hold the whole time

@grandwizardpeter @grandwizarddavy @grandwizardmicky @selkie-seals

[grandwizardpeter]

"the short period for sure!! even though 24 hours seems like a long time in my eyes, it can't be that bad. and then i'd get better after.. maybe"

@grandwizarddavy @grandwizardmicky @selkie-seals @grandwizardmike

[grandwizardmike]

"don't worry pete, I'd make sure you felt better. all of you. I sure hope @schnipeizzi wasn't going to actually curse us though..."

"because anyone who makes the boys and henchwoman selkie sad, gets the hammer"

@grandwizardpeter @grandwizarddavy @grandwizardmicky

[schnipeizzi]

Thank you all for replying and it was very cool seeing everyone’s opinions and reasons behind it! You may continue on about your lives like normal ✨

I will be back soon with more rhetorical (but are they? 🤔) questions!

@grandwizarddavy @grandwizardmike @grandwizardmicky @grandwizardpeter @selkie-seals

[grandwizardmike]

mike grumbles "nothing about our lives is normal..."

@grandwizardpeter @grandwizarddavy @grandwizardmicky @selkie-seals

[grandwizardmike]

tfw none of my henchmen are mutuals with me....

@grandwizardpeter @grandwizarddavy @grandwizardmicky @selkie-seals

[schnipeizzi]

WIZARD COUNSEL!!! GATHER ROUND!!!

I HAVE AN IMPORTANT QUESTION FOR THEE!!!

Would you rather be *REALLY* sad/depressed for a short time (24hours max)

OR

A little bit sad for a long period of time (2 weeks minimum)

CONS OF EACH:

Short period: it is a soul crushing sadness with anxiety mixed in that you can’t escape until the time is over

Long period: You will start to feel like it’s never ending and nothing you can do and it degrades at you after about a week

PROS OF EACH:

Short period: it’s short and will be over with quickly, but it won’t feel like it

Long period: it’s manageable except your will power will be constantly degrading

@grandwizarddavy @grandwizardmike @grandwizardpeter @grandwizardmicky @selkie-seals

[grandwizardmicky]

Woahh! I’ve been summoned!!

Hmm…gee…what to pick!?

I’d probably choose short period ! I’d have my Mike pals to take care of me the whole time !! C:

That’s my answer !! :,D

@grandwizarddavy @grandwizardpeter @grandwizardmike

[grandwizarddavy]

hmm probably the long one.

i would be managaeble.

(OOC: that's also how I feel everyday I'm at school :D)

@grandwizardpeter @grandwizardmike @selkie-seals

[grandwizardmike]

"gosh thats a heavy question, shotgun"

"I'd probably pick the long period so I'd still be able to take care of these knuckleheads"

mike chuckles weakly and ruffles davys hair, davy trying to squirm out of his hold the whole time

@grandwizardpeter @grandwizarddavy @grandwizardmicky @selkie-seals

[grandwizardpeter]

"the short period for sure!! even though 24 hours seems like a long time in my eyes, it can't be that bad. and then i'd get better after.. maybe"

@grandwizarddavy @grandwizardmicky @selkie-seals @grandwizardmike

[grandwizardmike]

"don't worry pete, I'd make sure you felt better. all of you. I sure hope @schnipeizzi wasn't going to actually curse us though..."

"because anyone who makes the boys and henchwoman selkie sad, gets the hammer"

@grandwizardpeter @grandwizarddavy @grandwizardmicky

[schnipeizzi]

WIZARD COUNSEL!!! GATHER ROUND!!!

I HAVE AN IMPORTANT QUESTION FOR THEE!!!

Would you rather be *REALLY* sad/depressed for a short time (24hours max)

OR

A little bit sad for a long period of time (2 weeks minimum)

CONS OF EACH:

Short period: it is a soul crushing sadness with anxiety mixed in that you can’t escape until the time is over

Long period: You will start to feel like it’s never ending and nothing you can do and it degrades at you after about a week

PROS OF EACH:

Short period: it’s short and will be over with quickly, but it won’t feel like it

Long period: it’s manageable except your will power will be constantly degrading

@grandwizarddavy @grandwizardmike @grandwizardpeter @grandwizardmicky @selkie-seals

[grandwizardmicky]

Woahh! I’ve been summoned!!

Hmm…gee…what to pick!?

I’d probably choose short period ! I’d have my Mike pals to take care of me the whole time !! C:

That’s my answer !! :,D

@grandwizarddavy @grandwizardpeter @grandwizardmike

[grandwizarddavy]

hmm probably the long one.

i would be managaeble.

(OOC: that's also how I feel everyday I'm at school :D)

@grandwizardpeter @grandwizardmike @selkie-seals

[grandwizardmike]

"gosh thats a heavy question, shotgun"

"I'd probably pick the long period so I'd still be able to take care of these knuckleheads"

mike chuckles weakly and ruffles davys hair, davy trying to squirm out of his hold the whole time

@grandwizardpeter @grandwizarddavy @grandwizardmicky @selkie-seals

[grandwizardmike]

well its thursdavy

what do you wanna do today, tiny?

@grandwizardpeter @grandwizarddavy @grandwizardmicky

[grandwizarddavy]

hmm...

oh, I know!

me and peter should kiss!

you and micky should also kiss!

@grandwizardpeter @grandwizardmicky @grandwizardmike @selkie-seals

[grandwizardmike]

thats ALWAYS what you want, davy

@grandwizardpeter @grandwizarddavy @grandwizardmicky @selkie-seals

[grandwizardmike]

well its thursdavy

what do you wanna do today, tiny?

@grandwizardpeter @grandwizarddavy @grandwizardmicky

[grandwizardmike]

who wants to give me gentle kisses on the forehead? anyone? any takers?

come on guys, I'm dying out here

[silky-selkie]

He has been imprisoned for impersonating a single grain of rice

[grandwizardmike]

davy took this picture of me and micky eating corn flakes and chatting last night

figured I'd post it here

@grandwizardpeter @grandwizarddavy @grandwizardmicky

[grandwizardmike]

to the grand wizard council (because I know y'all read my posts)

just letting you know, don't mess with someone who has a selkie working for them

unkind regards -Grand Wiz Mike

@selkie-seals

[grandwizardmicky]

@selkie-seals ! I have an experiment I would like to try! It’s completely harmless (:D I swear!! I’ll even reverse it when i’m done :)

[selkie-seals]

YEA !! do I have to take off my skin for it or no ??

[grandwizardmicky]

Well, i’m not totally sure, but i’ll try without you having to !

Connect the pieces, read the thesis, have me and the selkie trade our species !!

💥poof💥

Did…it work? I feel a little different ?

*Mickys wizard cloaks still wrapped around him, but a selkie coat is also wrapped around him like a towel. Micky also is spotted a little bit on his face and shoulder area*

Gee, look at that ! How are you holding up?

[selkie-seals]

SCREAM !! NO !! IM A HUMAN AHHAHAHAHUHGHJKL *my ginger hair gets covered in sand as i pass out*

[grandwizardmike]

MICKY WHAT DID YOU DO

MICKY YOU JUST TOOK A SELKIES SKIN

MICKY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

MICKY YOU'RE FUCKED

@grandwizardmicky

[grandwizardmike]

HENCHMEN!!!

@grandwizardpeter @grandwizarddavy @grandwizardmicky @selkie-seals

what should I draw tonight? :3

[grandwizardpeter]

some hand holding maybe. or an awesome magical castle for us to live in perhaps

@grandwizarddavy @grandwizardmicky @selkie-seals

[selkie-seals]

me EATING the heads off of the granc wizard council members long live seal anarchy

@grandwizardmike

[grandwizarddavy]

i second both of these

...

mostly selkie's

@grandwizardmicky mick we need ur input

[grandwizardmicky]

Hmmm…

Anything…?????

Wow…gee…what to ask???

I know!

Me and you at the pad eating cornflakes!!

I don’t know, maybe I’m just hungry for Kellogs

[grandwizardmike]

thanks for the ideas guys

I'll get on it!!!

mike clutches his drawing wand and immediately starts drawing frantically, sparks flying from his magical drawing pad