Did you forget your Spanish lesson?

[ indie duolingo parody blog ]

[schongellernt]

“ Ah, are all of you learning? Otherwise you won’t see your family for another week again.~ “ 

[schongellernt]

{ Hello! This is a blog for Duo, the Duolingo owl! Can you please promote me a bit? Or else you won’t see your family again. Thank you very much and don’t forget about your spanish lesson! }

[schongellernt]

“Are all of you learning? You know what happens if you don’t...”

[schongellernt]

Konichiwa, Duo-san! Ogenki deska?

{ @bcrnevil }

“Konichiwa Jay-san. Genki desu! “ The owl seems really happy and flaps its wings around. 

[dynatoxinc]

Every move you make

Every step you take

I’ll be watching you

[mishihao]

I forgot my Russian lesson today…

[schongellernt]

DUOLINGO ESTOY COMPLETANDO MIS LECCIONES DE ESPAÑOL TAN RÁPIDO COMO PUEDO REGRESARME A MI FAMILIA DE NUEVO D:

“Bien, tu familia está a salvo siempre y cuando sigas aprendiendo”

[schongellernt]

hey why is eldritch horror not a language i can learn? You're missing out

“It’s not a real language and never will be one.” 

[schongellernt]

[schongellernt]

I don't have Spanish lessons, but I will try and do my French?

The owl seems happy about it. “Good! The sooner you’re done with your french lesson the sooner you can see your family again!” 

[schongellernt]

❝ Hey birdy, if I know spanish, can I leave? ❞

{ @nullcfied }

“Of course! Show me your spanish. I will let you leave afterwards, but only until you start learning another language, which I will gladly assist you with.” 

[schongellernt]

// duo I found a loophole, I don't do spanish

“But now you will or else you won’t see your family again.”

[schongellernt]

i would die for my lord and savior the Duolingo Owl.

“You will, but after you learned your spanish lessons!” 

[schongellernt]

{ Hello! This is a blog for Duo, the Duolingo owl! Can you please promote me a bit? Or else you won’t see your family again. Thank you very much and don’t forget about your spanish lesson! }