meh meh meh meh meh

where I do what brain want

[kylorenpunk]

Logged in for the first time in 80 years. Damn it’s quiet on the dashboard.

[politijohn]

[kaijutegu]

WOOP WOOP GET SOME SOUP

[itsmebitch42]

SOU SOUP

[schoolbusrider]

SOUP SOUP!

[heavenlypartyowl]

It's a fact that TOS Spock wore eyeshadow (and in some instances, it looks like, lipstick).

I'm just picturing Domestic Spirk(TM) where Jim is lazing in bed watching Spock put his makeup on. Maybe he has to go teach a class or something, who knows.

It's a quick process, just a sweep of liner and a few brushes of eyeshadow, so Jim rarely catches it. Jim likes looking at Spock in general but watching his incredibly logical husband do something that feels so extraneous makes his heart swell.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Since female mosquitoes need our blood to lay their eggs, in a sense we’re all co-parents of a bunch of little mosquitoes.

[sosuperawesome]

Solar System Embroidery

Ophelie Trichereau on Etsy

[just-shower-thoughts]

Area codes are no longer where someone lives, but instead, where they lived when they got their cell phone.

[storiesofthefandomlovers]

[clowniconography]

i am a:

⚪️ man

⚪️ woman

🔘 person with adhd

and i am seeking:

⚪️ men

⚪️ women

🔘 meals that can be prepared in under 5 minutes

[catchymemes]

[just-shower-thoughts]

wikipedia is what people imagined the internet as in the 90s

[just-shower-thoughts]

The SpaceX crew will be flying in a rocket that was not built by the lowest bidder.

[im-not-here-2021]

Don’t know why but I can totally see bucky taking up something like knitting. He’d be so cute with how focused he’d look working on the stitches. And some of your favorite gifts from him were things he made himself like a wristband that was your favorite color and a nice scarf after you complained about the cold weather.

Oh definitely, I wrote a little thing about this! 

Knit 

Fluffy Friday™

[just-shower-thoughts]

Babies are the most loved parasites in the world.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Adam and Eve had to raise teenagers, but they were never teenagers beforehand.

[teaboot]

Eve holding the first ever baby: what the FUCK is thIS

[teaboot]

Adam, talking to God: hey buddy so uh I don’t know if this is like ~normal~ or what but my wife just shat out a fat bald monkey and now it won’t stop screaming? Are you doing okay up there bro

[zachsgay]

Sorry boys I’m gonna stand with the ladies on this one

[teaboot]

Ffgfdthffghh just found out my great-grandma was engaged to like 11 men during ww2 because rando guys about town kept proposing to her before enlisting and she kept saying yes because ‘well I can’t say no, they’re going to war after all’ and only wound up getting hitched to great-grandpa cause he came back to cash it in

[doodled93]

Him: “will you marry me?”

Her, internally: will /you/?

Her: yes