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hey i don’t rlly use this blog anymore, i log on occasionally but have mostly moved on to a different & new & refreshed blog; very overdue considering this account was made in like 2011

jonnywaistcoat

ok so this is kind of weird but i needed to ask bc my anxiety refuses to let it go so yeah

Are you like. Scary irl

Idk why but im slightly scared of u (not in a bad way) and i figured asking you directly would either make it chill out or go "HA IN YOUR FACE" so...yeah, just wondering cuz you seem like a super nice person but my brain is worried for some reason that you're not?

Anyway if you don't answer thats fine but inquiring brains want to know lol

Thanks 😅

Huh, what an odd thing to have to consider about yourself. I broadly think I fall into the "horrifying in story, chill in person" style of writer. I think I can be scary in some situations, but I do my best not to be, especially when meeting people.

I do have quite a deadpan sense of humour, though, so I suspect a few people who don't pick up on my jokes might be slightly alarmed. Hard to say for sure though - difficult to gauge how scary you are from the inside, I suppose.

#jonny you are a bright full moon that illuminates the midnight earth like the sun itself

atouchhereandthere

a terrifying chair that i would never sit in

keezree

I want my ass in this immediately

pileofknives

You: rolling around in office chair

Me: hanging from the ceiling waiting for prey to walk under me

specialtrampdanascully

You gotttttta watch till the end

blackberryjambaby

can anyone remember that post about how children write the best poems & it had an article attached showing the differences between little kids' poetry & preteens?? im desperate to find it again

blackberryjambaby

ok i found it! it's called the average fourth grader is a better poet than you (and me too)

here are three of my favourite excerpts

cryptotheism

It seems like a lot of things in books are described as pulsating masses. I've never seen a pulsating mass in real life. I've seen masses, and thing that pulsate, but never a pulsating mass.

cryptotheism