Hot Dog Water Is Tea

magpie (mags) / mid 20s/ any pronouns /i am schrodinger’s slut

[hyperions-fate]

In a culture as dour, technocratic, and Presbyterian as this one, it is your duty to go hog wild over the sensual world.

[hollowboobtheory]

have you ever tried meat other than the chicken/turkey/pork/beef/fish big four?

bison

venison

waterfowl (including duck, duck, goose)

another land bird (quail, ostrich, etc)

whale

gator

dog

horse

some kind of exotic seafood (pufferfish, eel, octopus, etc)

insects

multiple/other

no I haven't

Voting ended onFeb 4

I'm curious. I've had bison, venison, ostrich, gator, eel, octopus, and mealworms

[punksalmon]

worst part of anxiety/ocd is that sometimes your fears actually do happen and you have to wag your finger at i like this still doesn't prove you're right asshole. it's like having a venom symbiote except you don't even get to have gay alien sex

[desinteresse]

I'm so glad media like Heated Rivarly exists for people who enjoy having fun. Personally, I hate fun so this show is not for me. If a movie or tv show leaves me happy it's simply not for me. In fact, it should make me feel worse than I did before watching it.

[hyperions-fate]

In a culture as dour, technocratic, and Presbyterian as this one, it is your duty to go hog wild over the sensual world.

[nonbineraryitinerary]

You people on here could get queerbaited by two white rocks with mustaches on them as the only indicator that they are men.

[ithinkofnealcassady]

I always did admire his joie de vivre

[battylite]

gun to your head what is the best tweet of all time?

[yesornopolls]

Do you remember the last time you ate rice

Do you remember the last time you ate rice?

Yes

No

Voting ended onSep 22, 2025

[dogpuppy]

[warabou]

if anyone needs to use the bathroom at the taco bell near mount shasta the code is 015851

[glittervermin]

[transgenderfivepebbles]

i need what they have

[zoesupreme]

there's this new Sabrina Carpenter album out today she titled it A Love Supreme by John Coltrane you guys should all go listen to it right now

[os]

Cop pulled me over on my war horse today.. impaled his ass on my lance and dragged his body 10 miles

[pjackk]

Tailor swift is in imminant danger

[figged-newtons]

beautiful transparent fat pink bitch squad for all your transparent fat pink bitch squad needs 💕