too much culture makes a sick animal.

DQ | she/her | grown woman | always startin’ | fob fan since ‘04 aka idgaf | succession & the x files | dogs & horses | read daphne blue velvet & norman f*cking rockwell! on ao3

[battylite]

I would read norman fucking rockwell if it was less long and it had less sex

hmm yeah I think maybe you should not read it then

[battylite]

anyway read my fic the word count is exorbitant and the sex is gratuitous

[kingcatnine]

reminding everyone to wear sunscreen because the sun is a deadly laser: 😁😊

having to spend 10 minutes slathering yourself in grease just to safely be outside in the sun for 20 minutes. because the sun is a deadly laser: 😐👎

[valtsv]

the reason sex scenes exist in fiction is because sometimes people have sex but also to find out what the characters are lying to everyone including themselves about by wrapping that agonising vulnerability in a treat like giving medicine to a dog

[ao3commentoftheday]

I'm not saying you'll always find what you're looking for on ao3, but I am saying it's always worth checking just to see

[ao3commentoftheday]

this post was inspired by finding fic for a 1976 prog rock sci-fi album

[flapjacked69]

“you big into claudia” don’t even joke lad

[armengoldira]

[archduck-waddles]

Fuck it

*un-sesame's your bun*

[alternative-queens]

Will you still love me when I’m no longer young and beautiful? Will you still love me when I’ve got nothing but my aching soul? I know you will, I know you will, I know that you will.

[reticent-vampire]

[endiness]

"We met in Italy, of course." "Mm. The Ambrosian Carnival, of course." "Of course."

[blignick]

[jesuschristssupernova]

this coffee tastes like i can still have a beautiful life

[selfinflictedgunshotwound]

i forgot ppl are legit attracted to anime boys and i saw someone say "LOOK AT HIM. y'all need to appreciate him more😡" like girl... he's lines

[gillovny1013]

This haunts me in my dreams (in a good way).  ;)

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[rpfofficial]

it's crazy how february-june didn't happen

[kosmogrl]

I will be ok when I sit by the sea for 5 hours

[tgatbc]

[battylite]

this bar is playing the great gatsby (2013) via projector on the wall. hot summer nights mid july.....