you can have it all but how much do you want it

charlie | denmark | 28

[schrodingersincest]

Four beers in trying to make the friend group accept incest

[schrodingersincest]

Clothing stats that make old men immediately like you (wearing an oasis shirt)

[poeticpicturism]

[manchesterslurper]

[efemmera-archive]

Boys Will Be Boys--Unless They're Girls

From The Arizona Republic, August 1949

"'Johnny' and 'Scotty,' jailed in Charlotte, N.C., on a car theft charge, embarassed the highway patrollman who ordered them to strip for searching. The officer said they turned out to be 19-year-old girls."

[miniangel]

miffy with a pearl earring i adore you

[manchesterslurper]

Tramway, Glasgow, Scotland - April 7, 1994 💫

[mississippirivermonsters]

the Liam Gallagher solo career does make me feel like I'm losing my mind a little bit. guy who was losing the breakup so so so so bad until he gets down on his hands and knees in the pouring rain and starts howling and pleading like a wounded dog and then all of a sudden HE’S WINNING? I can't possibly keep looking up his solo songs and saying "this one won't be about Noel/Oasis" and being wrong. touring the fucking world selling out stadiums solo all because he puts his face on that microphone and sings "why don't you come back to me / why don't you come back to me / why don't you come back to me"

[champagnesuperuglycvnt]

idk

[schrodingersincest]

T-shirt that says I ❤️ APOLOGIZING

[schrodingersincest]

Bar guest just said to me “I’ll never forget the first day we met” which mind you was about a week and a half ago

[thehmn]

In Copenhagen you can visit The Round Tower. It used to be an astronomical observatory until light pollution and the vibrations from increased traffic in the streets made it useless for its original purpose.

Today it’s mostly famous for what it looks like on the inside.

It has an equestrian staircase though it’s so smooth it’s really just a gentle slope more than a staircase. It was build like that so our lazy bum king could ride his horse all the way to the top (king not in photo)

And naturally people have also driven cars up the tower

And held a bike race

For a while it was just sort of abandoned by the authorities and became a sloping marketplace

But today it has been restored and become a tourist spot as well as a popular destination for school trips. And yes, you can still watch the cosmos at the top.

[schrodingersincest]

He is actually their biggest fanboy

[cocainesupernova]

[sliabhluachra]

music journalists used to wake up and say to themselves, I think I'll ask Noel Gallagher whether he finds his brother sexually attractive

[yesimbeatle]

liam genre of the day: the sipper

[subaru-copilot]

microphone as a metaphor for penis. singing into a microphone as a metaphor for fellatio. sharing a microphone with someone to sing as a metaphor for mutual masturbation

[manchesterslurper]

mutual masturbation