Lost The Fucking Plot

d / 25 / new jersey      sun libra / moon libra / rising pisces infj          bands, astrology, divination, feminism, musicals, idk ♥

[darcylightninglewis]

Richard Madden looking fine as hell in a traditional kilt at Kit & Rose’s wedding  [x]

[tranquilitybasemoon]

Arctic Monkeys @ Royal Albert Hall, London 7th June 2018

[oukime]

[smokingsomethingwithrihanna]

Rihanna For Paper Magazine

[amidstsilence]

| early morning |

shop

[adolescentmoney-deactivated2017]

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

[domdean]

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

[falling-slowly-fading]

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

[bobdylans116thdream]

Just something for you to wake up to!!

@h3dgehogjohn I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS MY GOD….

[layoffmyavocadobaby]

Me: So I heard you like bad girls... *smirks and winks*

Guy: I do baby.

Me: Well... *whispers in his ear seductively* I have three different Hamilton bootlegs.

Guy: *moans*

[hamgifs]

bonus bc why not :

[delta1327-deactivated20180821]

Manchester crowd sings Don't Look Back in Anger – video

The crowd joins in as a woman begins singing Oasis song after a minute’s silence for the Manchester attack victims on Thursday

[layoffmyavocadobaby]

the alt-right: lol tumblrinas have so many labels because they're le #TRIGGERED special snowflakes lol

also the alt-right: don't call me a fascist i'm actually a traditionalist pan-European authoritarian rose gold monarchist national bolshevik redpill androphile

[karina-ows]

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

this is the most powerful image on the internet.. reblog to join the circle

[ruinedchildhood]

[lgbtqpjo]

People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

[thehumorousace]

Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.

Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.

In case you were confused 👌

[thesoftgrape]

Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays

[racefaker]

White people who are gay: “I’m gay.”

White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”

[lena-luthor]

[lesbianpeachs]

Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging

[ggghosties]

neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨

[exomoon]

cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

men: I identify as male.

Men™: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch

[gonecryptidhunting-moved]

atheists: I don’t believe in god or identify with a religion

Atheists™: Don’t fucking talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed-fucking-minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians)

[phil-of-the-phuture]

nice guys: hey I know when not to invade someone’s space and I totally respect boundaries

Nice Guys™: IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME?

[maneth985]

this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it

[spottytonguedog]

This post is perfection across the board.

[lilkittynellie-deactivated20240]

feminist: I believe in equality for everything between the sexes

Feminist™: ALL MEN ARE ASSHOLES AND SHOULD DIE! WE DONT NEED ANY OF THEM ANYWAYS AND THEY NEVER DO ANYTHING GOOD FOR US!!

[seereethepagan]

Christian: I believe in God and his son Jesus

Christian™: We must Obey Bible In Everything and Take It Literally and if you don’t do it you’re Going To Hell! I’m praying for you to find God and have your sins Forgiven! Other religions are from Satan and So Is Atheism!

[layoffmyavocadobaby]

Daveed: *refers to both men and women in clipping lyrics*

Daveed: *sings kink-related lyrics*

Me: 👀🔦📷🔎🔂🔄🔊

[wellbutrinboy]

me: i just want to be included!

me, after being included: what the hell and fuck