Jules of Nature
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Cosimo Galluzzi
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Today's Document
we're not kids anymore.
izzy's playlists!
Andulka
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shark vs the universe
Stranger Things
The Stonewall Inn
NASA
macklin celebrini has autism
Monterey Bay Aquarium
if i look back, i am lost
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@schrodingersrat666
When I was like 10 my dad was getting drunk again and I noticed a huge wasp splashing around in his drink and without thinking I warned him about it and he removed the wasp but looking back I really should've just not said anything then maybe he would've drank the wasp and got stung and died.
hole in 1991.
If you ever think you've done stupid shit while drunk, just remember that when I was 19 at my aunty's wedding reception I got so drunk that I crawled through a barbed wire fence into the paddock next door and tried to pat a bull.
"yo can I hit your vape?" this is a kazoo you fucking nicotine addict
and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos
is that my chemical romance?
OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr
but it actually is my chemical romance
this is the funniest fuckibg thing I’ve ever seen
I’ve…. seen this everywhere except on Tumblr itself. It’s the blessed post.
On this day: Jim Henson’s musical fantasy film “Labyrinth” is released in 1986, starring Jennifer Connelly and David Bowie.
The opening scenes to the walking dead and 28 days later are completely identical except that the walking dead didn't have the guts to show full cock and balls.
When I was 14 I sent the guy I was dating a picture of me holding a bloody lambs heart with the caption "I'm giving you my heart" and he didn't even find it romantic.
I really truly hope there is an animal out there that has never been discovered. I hope no one has ever seen it and I hope no one ever does.
have i missed something?!?! scrolled the hayley williams tag for i shit you not less than five minutes and i saw AI generated porn of her 3 separate times… who the fuck is making this?!?!?!
went through one of these accounts to report them and…. it was AI nude images of many high-profile successful women. absolutely disgusting. how ironic that none of the MEN in these videos have their clothes ripped from their bodies!! i dont know what was more disturbing, the fact that AI is capable of this, that someone is capitalising off of material so degrading… or that NOBODY commented on these posts!!! the amount of reblogs and likes on these photos makes me feel fucking sick. AI is killing our planet and men decide they just arent lonely enough i see
I only recently realised how fucked up some of the songs we sang at my primary school were. There was one about a guy whose parachute didn't open so they sent his remains to his mother and she thought it was jam and ate him on toast.
There was another one about a goat who got tied to the train tracks for eating a bunch of shirts.
There was also one that went like "nobody likes me, everybody hates me, guess I'll go and eat some worms" and another one about a bird getting its feathers plucked out that was entirely in french.
Fuck being nonchalant. I will set you on fire. I will eat your heart. I don't want mediocre love. I won’t do anything half-assed. If you want this then you want me- you want my crooked nose and my psychopathic tendencies and my affinity for alcohol and my bruised knuckles and my foul mouth and the knife I keep beside my bed and the jar I keep in the bathroom cupboard where my dad's photo sleeps and the mould on my ceiling that just won’t stay gone and the right hooks I save for back alleys and the secondhand cigarettes I smoke after I go to bed with someone I shouldn’t have. My heart is racing. Your skin is under my nails. There’s blood in mouth. I can’t tell if it’s mine or yours.
"I don't know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't wanna get over you."
Crying In A Bathroom Stall // Dyke Drama
I find it both funny and ironic that the people who give me shit for practicing witchcraft are the same people who believe in god. Like what's more rational? Paying respect to the elements the earth and the universe or the idea that there's an almighty man in the sky who loves you unconditionally but only under certain circumstances?
i don’t care what a man has to say about chappell roan frankly
DELILAH BON IS FINALLY COMING TO AUSTRALIA AND I GOT VIP TICKETS IM GONNA MEET DELILAH BON HOLY FUCKING SHIT
My favourite type of guy to flirt with is guys who I can tell are searching for their Manic Pixie Dream Girl archetype coz I love watching that fantasy fade from their eyes the second I start talking.
