The opening scenes to the walking dead and 28 days later are completely identical except that the walking dead didn't have the guts to show full cock and balls.
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The opening scenes to the walking dead and 28 days later are completely identical except that the walking dead didn't have the guts to show full cock and balls.
When I was 14 I sent the guy I was dating a picture of me holding a bloody lambs heart with the caption "I'm giving you my heart" and he didn't even find it romantic.
I really truly hope there is an animal out there that has never been discovered. I hope no one has ever seen it and I hope no one ever does.
have i missed something?!?! scrolled the hayley williams tag for i shit you not less than five minutes and i saw AI generated porn of her 3 separate times… who the fuck is making this?!?!?!
went through one of these accounts to report them and…. it was AI nude images of many high-profile successful women. absolutely disgusting. how ironic that none of the MEN in these videos have their clothes ripped from their bodies!! i dont know what was more disturbing, the fact that AI is capable of this, that someone is capitalising off of material so degrading… or that NOBODY commented on these posts!!! the amount of reblogs and likes on these photos makes me feel fucking sick. AI is killing our planet and men decide they just arent lonely enough i see
I only recently realised how fucked up some of the songs we sang at my primary school were. There was one about a guy whose parachute didn't open so they sent his remains to his mother and she thought it was jam and ate him on toast.
There was another one about a goat who got tied to the train tracks for eating a bunch of shirts.
There was also one that went like "nobody likes me, everybody hates me, guess I'll go and eat some worms" and another one about a bird getting its feathers plucked out that was entirely in french.
Fuck being nonchalant. I will set you on fire. I will eat your heart. I don't want mediocre love. I won’t do anything half-assed. If you want this then you want me- you want my crooked nose and my psychopathic tendencies and my affinity for alcohol and my bruised knuckles and my foul mouth and the knife I keep beside my bed and the jar I keep in the bathroom cupboard where my dad's photo sleeps and the mould on my ceiling that just won’t stay gone and the right hooks I save for back alleys and the secondhand cigarettes I smoke after I go to bed with someone I shouldn’t have. My heart is racing. Your skin is under my nails. There’s blood in mouth. I can’t tell if it’s mine or yours.
"I don't know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't wanna get over you."
Crying In A Bathroom Stall // Dyke Drama
I find it both funny and ironic that the people who give me shit for practicing witchcraft are the same people who believe in god. Like what's more rational? Paying respect to the elements the earth and the universe or the idea that there's an almighty man in the sky who loves you unconditionally but only under certain circumstances?
i don’t care what a man has to say about chappell roan frankly
DELILAH BON IS FINALLY COMING TO AUSTRALIA AND I GOT VIP TICKETS IM GONNA MEET DELILAH BON HOLY FUCKING SHIT
My favourite type of guy to flirt with is guys who I can tell are searching for their Manic Pixie Dream Girl archetype coz I love watching that fantasy fade from their eyes the second I start talking.
Hey all you red pill sigma bros! Guess what! The Matrix was written by two trans women. So was V For Vendetta. The book Fight Club is based on was written by a gay man, and American Psycho was directed by a woman. Now go cry about it.
"Where the fuck were you when my lights went out?"
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I love Australian wildlife so much. We have a creature that shits cubes and defends itself against predators by crushing their skulls with its ass. We have not one but TWO egg-laying mammals, and one of them has the bill of a duck the body of an otter and the tail of a beaver AND it's venomous. We have one bird that cackles like it just killed your entire family and another that looks like a real life dinosaur and can easily kill you. We have more venomous snakes and spiders than anywhere else in the world. We have the world's most dangerous octopus AND jellyfish and on top of all that our most famous extinct animal is something that looks like a dog but is in fact not a dog and in 1932 we lost a war to Emus.
I’m not falling for the propaganda trying to tear apart the LGBTQ acronym, you can pry this community out of my cold dead hands. I love lesbians I love gay men I love bisexuals I love trans people I love nonbinaries and drag queens and kings I love asexuals I love the kinky people at pride I love all queerness get that divisive shit away from me I’m so serious
Date idea: you sit beside me and eat popcorn while I fight for my life in a horror game.
I always forget there are maga people on tumblr, this doesn’t feel like a website you’d find them on, so to keep them away:
Reblog if your blog is a maga free zone because if it wasn’t clear enough fuck ice, fuck maga, fuck Trump, Fuck Rowling, and fuck all the other bigots I missed