No.
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@schroedingershat
No.
fiona. con artist. [also you, too]
Fiona wearing Steampunk Princess
vault hunter fiona because i miss her
squad goals
Fiona: Miss me with that "weapon accuracy" shit. I'm shooting everything. I'm laying down cover fire. I'm shooting the walls. I'm shooting my teammates. I'm shooting myself. My accuracy is 100%, y'all just don't know what I'm aiming at.
encrypdecryptid:
it just is jeez stop asking me questions who are you the police?
No? Gross. That’s the rudest thing anyone’s ever said to me.
That’s pretty impressive, actually.
encrypdecryptid:
listen
its different
How?
rhys: never shuts up about his signifs fiona: okay let’s see what all the fuss is i guess. whoever they are they’ve gotta be held to super high standards right doug: opens his mouth fiona: what the fuck
schroedingershat replied to your post: schroedingershat replied to your post “i cant…
“Hm” is right. Anyway, what’s scary about it? It’s just a weird cat, right?
its the dead eyes and the wide smile
I thought that was "relatable" around here?
The things some of you willingly say on the ECHOnet would get your kneecaps shattered on Pandora.
I’M NOT MADE OF MONEY.
I thought being made of money was your whole shtick.
Comp of my favourite guns
please add on this is fucking wild
You know what this does.
this is called a punt gun. IT WAS USED TO HUNT ENTIRE FLOCKS OF DUCKS AT A TIME.
what’s that? you wish you didnt need to dispose of the body? WELL WHY DON’T YOU GET A FUCKING NINE BARELLED SHOTGUN YOU’LL BREAK YOUR ARM BUT YOUR VICTIM WILL BE RED MIST.
Give this to your party in the next dnd campaign. It’s called an apache revolver and every single fucking class can specialize in it.
You know how in a cartoon a gun will bend, and it shoots that direction? Well this fuck decided to create a gun like that, designed to shoot around corners.
This is called a PARASCOPE, gun. LITERALLY DESIGNED SO YOU DON’T POKE YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE TRENCHES.
“this isn’t even a gun?” NO IT IS. IT’S CALLED A POCKETKNIFE PISTOL AND WAS MADE FOR HOME DEFENSE. (on a side note we should still make these and have these be the only guns “for self defense” correct me if im wrong.)
“this is a mace?”
NO DUDE THIS WAS CALLED KING HENRYS WALKING STICK, AND WAS OWNED BY HIM. IT HAS THREE SMALL HOLES ON THE MACE THAT SHOOT.
take a wild fucking guess how you fire it. JUST GUESS.
YES. THE GUN IS FIRED BY FUCKING PUNCHING.
THIS IS A FUCKING RING. IT FITS AROUND YOUR FINGER. AND IT’S A GUN. A SIX SHOT GUN
“well that’s an odd frame for a gun.”
YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE IT WAS DESIGNED TO REPLACE YOUR BICYCLE FRAME. The reason these were made, was because before the automobile, the best way to transport your gun was on bike. SO WHY NOT HAVE YOUR GUN, BE THE BIKE
Yes. THIS IS DESIGNED TO LOOK LIKE LIPSTICK. IT’S AS BIG AS ONE TOO. I DON’T KNOW IF THESE ARE STILL LEGAL, BUT GALS, THIS COULD BE A GREAT THING TO CARRY WITH YOU.
You see this rifle? IT CAN DESTROY TANKS. AND YES, THIS BADASS MANAGED TO PERFECTLY HANDLE IT’S WEIGHT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=11&v=nKDtpbLx-XM
YOU SEE THIS GUN? IT’S CALLED A SMART GUN. THE ONLY WAY TO FIRE IT IS TO HAVE YOUR FINGERPRINT SCANNED, AND TO BE WEARING THE WATCH THAT COMES WITH IT. NOW THERE IS LITERALLY NO EXCUSE FOR KIDS TAKING THEIR PARENTS GUNS.
YEAH, THIS IS A PEN. For when a writers done with your shit.
This is called a vomit gun. and you’re right! this doesn’t fire bullets. INSTEAD, THIS BITCH SHOOTS A LED LIGHT THATS SO BRIGHT, AND DISORIENTING, THAT IT LITERALLY CAUSES YOU TO VOMIT, FALL OVER FROM INTENSE DIZZINESS, AND BLIND THEM. IT ALSO EMITS PULSES TO DISORIENT THEM, AND HAS A VARIETY OF EFFECTS THAT REALLY FUCK YOU UP. (the effectiveness and everything about it is being questioned, but it IS bright enough to blind you.)
this isn’t a special ammo shotgun.
it’s a grenade launcher.
this is exactly what you think it is.
30 barrel revolver. What the fuck can I think of for witty commentary. Just look at it.
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO END THIS.
This is so Fucking funny
she’s not a real femme fatale unless her lipstick is a gun
@trolljacksparrow
first commission! i really loved drawing this, i love fiona and sasha so much so i was thrilled to do this one.
my gender is overthrowing the bourgeoisie
aurmorout:
Forgive this terrible memory of mine! Waking from the dead does tend to have it’s downsides.
You can’t just keep saying interesting stuff like that without elaborating.