[lmaonade]

they invented girlfriends so you have someone who thinks. ur cool as hell when you do something mid as fuck

[schuylersthelimit]

are you single?

no!! i have a beautiful girlfriend !! who i plan to marry one day <3

[quail-in-red]

I love the wizard and his cat

[riversofjupiter]

this is what happened right

[rylandsgrace]

Thunderbolts* (2025) + text posts

[aolihui]

[swiftiedaisies]

rip 2012-2014 tumblr, you would have LOVED thunderbolts*

[never-was-sure]

once a black widow sets her eyes on you…

[asterofthesapphires]

Larian missed out on a big opportunity in BG3. When Astarion is brooding about not being able to see his reflection you should be able to offer to draw him and the DC is super high for you to succeed but if you fail you just end up making some shit like this

Can you fuckin imagine how funny this would be omg.

[za-ra-h]

Shadowheart 🖤

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

ai generating my suicide note cause I couldn't think of anything

[phoenixes-and-wizards]

no because it’s really really important to me that in a world where we’re so used to the heroes punching and shooting their way to victory, thunderbolts* went out of its way to show us that the void is still very much a part of bob, and bob is their friend, so they’re going to accept every facet of who he is and give him a soft place to land, even if that means they’ll have to be the ones to pull him back from the darkness every single time. because that’s what friends family will do for each other, no questions asked.

[feral-sylki]

Something about Ava grouchily coming back for the others in the vault saying it’s just bc she needs them for the next stage to Ava sticking around and getting the truck to get the others out when by that point she fully could’ve just saved her own skin to Ava being the first to jump in and help Walker with the slab of concrete to Ava being the first to follow Yelena into the void bc she believes in Yelena and knows she’d have a reason and they’re a team

[radioactive-yuri]

no but i am genuinely impressed that they made me root for john walker without retconning anything about his personality or his actions. he's a pro-military patriot dipshit deadbeat dad who thinks every action he takes is the correct one without fail because he has mentally classified himself as The Good Guy and everybody else as The Bad Guy. but they put him in this ragtag antihero team of controversial suicidals and he just Fits. like yeah he fits in there. with the other murderers and mercenaries and losers, who only know how to kill, and despise everything about themselves. and that, more than anything else about the movie, is truthful to the nature of the thunderbolts as a team. their point is that they kind of suck ass, most of them disagree wildly on politics and philosophy, all of them have killed innocents, and they're not above the pettiest, most assholeish behavior ever put to either screen or paper. that's the core of the thunderbolts, and that's what they nailed. without actually including any of the comic book thunderbolts.

[cryingmyeyesviolet]

[hurtspideyparker]

YES the Thunderbolts have a fantastic team as family dynamic, yes they are living in Avengers tower, yes history is repeating itself and 2012 tower fics are so back. BUT!

instead of "Alexei eating poptarts" or "Yelena in the vents", we must come up with new headcanons and make history

Bob always does normal domestic chores, often getting in the way of important missions and spy business. "All I'm saying is Bucky is our best sniper" "It would be a much quieter assassination if I just slipped into the condo and cut his—" "Hey sorry guys, anyone have laundry? I'm doing a load"

Yelena and her guinea pig always eat meals together at the dining table. Everyone has their Chinese food or barbeque, meanwhile the rodent is loudly munching on a salad right beside them

Bucky is the mom and always keeps them on track. "Ava you have a dentist appointment in the morning, and bring Bob so they can add him to the insurance. Lena how was therapy? Alexei, I said no vodka until dinner"

Alexei is always coming up with new promotional ideas for the team. Cartoon tv show, cereal, toothpaste flavour...every day he thinks he's come up with the next big thing. Whenever they actually get put into production (Wheaties) he collects and saves it, and won't let anyone use a different product. (He threw out Yelena's frosted flakes and it took both Bucky and John to get her to stop attacking him)

Ava likes to phase and sneak attack her teammates at random. She claims it's for training but really she just thinks it's funny hearing them scream

John gets blamed for everything, even if it isn't his fault. Especially if it isn't his fault: "who ate the last bagel?" "John." "Where's my hair straightener?" "John had it." "Whose turn is it to unload the dishwasher?" "Johnnnn"

[yelenaenthusiast]

canon