Rick & Morty Schwifty Shit

The ultimate 'Rick and Morty' fanpage. Filled with ultra schwifty posts, and powered by a person with an unhealthy obsession with R&M.

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My 3 year old nephew was trying to help my sister cook dinner and he spilled boiling water on himself. He has 2nd and 3rd degree burns covering his body. I know this is not related to Rick and Morty, but my sister and her fiance can’t afford food for themselves or the hospital stay. Today he gets skin grafts, and has to have a feeding tube because he won’t eat. I’m sorry if I lose followers for this post, but my nephew comes before this Tumblr page popularity.

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1,150 followers, thank you guys 💖 you beautiful pieces of shit lol

Credit: @designsbybronte

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6 more to 1,000 followers 💖

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I wish I could drop off people for annoying me

[freedricksanchez]

☼ Mod Summer ☼

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Casual reminder we did the whole Mulan thing first.

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Let's get down to busi-ness, to defeat THE GALACTIC FEDERATION. C-COME ON, MORTY. :-) YOu AND ME, M MORTY. 100 YEARS.

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Lion King x Rick and Morty

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So close to 1,000

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Almost to 1,000 followers. Keep it up, you schwifty little shits

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Finally, M-Morty, I can have my *burp* szechuan dipping sauce, Morty!

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Not so fast Morty 🏃🏻 you heard your mom 🙎🏼 we’ve got adventures 🔥 to go on Morty 😱😩👌 Just you 🤦🏻‍♂️🔫 and me 👨‍🔬🔫 and sometimes your sister 💁📱 and sometimes your mom 👩🏼‍⚕️🐎 but ‼️ NEVER ✋ your 😤 dad! 🤷🏻‍♂️❌😷 You wanna 🙈 know why Morty? 🙊💯 Because he CROSSED me 😡🙅‍♂️ Oh 😵 it gets darker Morty 😎🌚 Welcome 👽 to the 😭 darkest 😈 year of our 👨‍👦adventures 🙏😫 First 1️⃣ thing that’s 👩‍🎤 different ⁉️ No more dad Morty 🆒 He threatened 👀👎 to turn me in 🙋‍♂️👮 to the government 😓🙄 so I made him 🤤🐀 and the government 💩 go away 🖕 I repla😖ced them both 🌜🌛as the 😈 defacto 🤡 patriarch 👴🏻 of your family 👨‍👧‍👦and 😲 your universe 😱🌌🙌 Your mom 🐎 wouldn’t have 👋 accepted 🤝 me 🙄 if I came home 🏡 without you 👦🏻 and your sister 👱‍♀️ so now you know 🎓 the real 💯 reason 🌟 I rescued ⛑ you 👍 I JUST 💅🏼 TOOK OVER 🔝😵 THE FAMILY 👨‍👧‍👦 MORTY 🙍🏻‍♂️ And 👀 if you tell 🗣 your mom or sister 👩🏼‍⚕️💁 I said any of this 🙊 I’ll deny it 🙅‍♂️😤 And 😏 they’ll take my side 💕😌👫 because I’m a 🕺 hero 🏅🏆 Morty 😂🤣 And now 👊 you’re gonna have to do 🤹🏻‍♂️🐒 whatever I say 😝 Morty 😥 Forever 🕐🕔🕤🕙💀 And I’ll go out 🚶🏼 and find 🔭 some more 🙀 of that 👅 Mulan 🥋🎎 Szechuan 🐉🏮Teriyaki 😫💦 dipping sauce 🔥👌🙏 Morty 💦💦💦🙌 Because that’s 👉 what this 🎉 is all about Morty 🍗 That’s my 1️⃣ one ☝️ arm 🤳 man 🕺 I’m not ❌ driven 🚘 by avenging ✊🏻 my dead 💀 family 😭👨‍👩‍👧 Morty 💧 That 🤣 was 🙉 FAKE ✨ I’m 👨‍🔬 driven 💨 by finding 👀 that 😩 McNugget 🤘 🍟 Sauce 💦 I want 😱 that 😳 Mulan 🐉🥋 McNugget 🤡 Sauce 🍆💦Morty 😭 That’s 💪🏼 my series 🎬 arc 🌈 Morty 👑 If it takes ❤️ 9 ❤️ seasons ❤️ I WANT 😫 MY 👏 MCNUGGET 🍗🍟 DIPPING SAUCE 💦SZECHUAN 🔥 SAUCE MORTY 😡😵 IT’S 🤤 GONNA 🤸‍♀️TAKE 🚀 US 🙆🏻‍♂️👴🏻 ALL THE WAY 💫 TO 👉 THE 👉 END MORTY 🏁 9️⃣ MORE 💰 SEASONS 🤖 MORTY 💎 9️⃣ MORE SEASONS 🙌 UNTIL I GET 🎁 THAT 😍 DIPPING ‼️🔥 SZECHUAN 🎎 SAUCE 🍆💦😩 FOR 9️⃣7️⃣ MORE YEARS ⌛️🕰 MORTY 💀 I 👏 WANT 👏 THAT 👏 MCNUGGET 👏 SAUCE 👏 MORTY 👏

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ive been w/o wifi all weekend and feel really out of the loop, what's this summer of rick everyone's on about rn?

The rest of Season 3 is apparently set to air later on in summer this year (Northern Hemisphere summer), so that’s why people have been calling it that, as far as I’m aware.

- Mod Mr Meeseeks

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Rick is Mr. Steal yo girl 😤💕

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Season 3 only has one episode, and we already have A+ memes