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Years ago, someone asked me the watch order for Fate. This is what I said:

Read the visual novel first

Either the one that was released first with the bad porn, or Realta Nua, it doesn’t matter which, unless of course, you are a minor, which means read Realta Nua.

Why this first when Fate/Zero is the ‘prequel’? Simple, Fate Zero assumes that you have already played through the novel, which is why at some points you end up like ‘huh’? when they gloss over how magecraft works.

Also, this is the only place you get the Fate route, aka the one where Shirou romances Saber/Arturia instead of Rin or Sakura. It is your introduction to Fate.

Now you could say ‘well, I don’t have the attention span for that’. Boo hoo. If you can sit through whatever popular movie franchise that spanned over more than seven films, you can sit for a few hours of reading.

What about the 2006 DEEN anime? Technically, yeah, you can watch it too, though here is your fair warning that it tries very hard to smoosh all three routes at once.

But okay, sure, let’s say you ignore this, then what?

I guess you technically can start with Fate/Zero and go into Fate/Stay Night Unlimited Blade Works if you like Rin. Or go Fate/Zero to the Fate/Stay Night Heaven’s Feel movies if you like Sakura more.

‘I don’t care about them’

Oh, okay. Guess you can just watch Fate/Apocrypha and then ignore everything else, since Apocrypha is technically set in a different timeline.

But then what after? You are just here for Ritsuka and Mashu? Then ignore everything and just watch First Order, Lost Room in the Moonlight, the Camelot movie ( the second one coming SOON™) and Absolute Demonic Front Babylonia.

Fate is a franchise that has gone through many changes and contradicted itself many times, but what we can definitely all agree on is that people die when they are killed.

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Here is my order:

Fate/Stay Night (the visual novel) Carnival Phantasm Fate/Stay Night (the DEEN version) Fate/Stay Night [Unlimited Blade Works] (ufotable, not the DEEN one) Fate/Stay Night [Heaven’s Feel] I - II - II Fate/Zero The Case Files of Lord El Melloi II Fate/Apocrypha Fate/Grand Order First Order Fate/Grand Order Lost Room in the Moonlight Fate/Grand Order Wandering Agateram Fate/Grand Order Paladin Agateram Fate/Grand Order Absolute Demonic Front Babylonia Fate/Grand Order Final Singularity- Grand Temple of Time: Solomon

Kaleid Liner Prisma Ilya is an outlier and I do not see it aside from Luvia. I do not take criticism for this.

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Emiya-san Chi no Kyou no Gohan is for those that enjoy Shirou and want to know what he’s making for food.

#Fate Series #Fate Stay Night #Fate Grand Order #FGO

shutupmerlin

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put it on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

shutupmerlin

Happy 2 year anniversary to the post that my old boss allegedly now has framed in his office, next to the recovered photo of his children.

dontblamethewitches

look at this photo i took of my cat its really important

cadathecat

these need to be together

replicated

i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make

not100bees

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.

kholdseid

josketches

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doktorhoss

.*. Indoraptor , my baby .*.

programmerhumour

Anon visits webpages in 2022

mornington-the-crescent

As others have pointed out before, if you visited a web page 20 years ago and it acted like that, you would rightly assume your computer had gotten a virus.