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Captain America's Shield (currently being revamped)

[sekhmcts]

[spaacemusings]

                                   darling boy, your shoulders may be broad                              but there are only so many crosses you can bear                                                    before you break; 

[scieldan]

out of vibranium;; hello hello! i’ve found this usually works better than picture promos SO hiya i’m jas, this muse here is Vee - a personification of captain america’s shield from the marvel cinematic universe - and she’s being revamped after months of being archived. if any of my old RP partners would like to start fresh, hit me up, i’d love to! and if anyone would wanna write with this 80 year old grump, then please LIKE / REBLOG! also not so subtle @ to star trek muses because i’m a huge fan and vee’s got a developed backstory to fit in with the universe :D

[rpmememaker]

SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)

originally from frommemetoyou

[rpmememaker]

[text] Are you lost?

[text] NO! That was a typo

[text] Did you buy it?

[text] I think I’m a mermaid

[text] I know it’s 3am, but come over and cook for me. 

[text] Too lazy to booty call, so have this text instead

[text] Need to bury a body, it’s urgent.

[text] Are you sure there’s no monsters?

[text] It was an accident.

[text] lol fuk da police

[text] send me a picture and i’ll be home quicker ;)

[text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASN’T MEANT FOR YOU

[text] Well maybe I broke my tongue!

[text] Please tell me you’re free today! I’ve got some big news today.

[text] Got a spare ticket, do you want to come?

[text] Do you have a spare mankini I can borrow?

[text] Is fancy dress allowed at the wedding?

[text] I was using my old baby blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants

[text] We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead… I just rolled off and tapped out. 

[text] Like alphabetically, I’d say a t?

[text] I’m sorry if throwing up in the back of your dad’s car ruined our friendship :(

[text] there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night singing karaoke and drink out of juice cartons. don’t judge me.

[text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today.

[text] Do you know where I am?

[text] My wedding is in 5 hours and I have no idea where I am. Help!

[text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would get a piggy back ride home. I’ve never been so broken.

[text] Is “head down ass up” an appropriate way to say good morning?

[text] That is definitely not healthy, in fact I’m not sure it’s legal to send that sort of picture?

[text] There isn’t enough cookie dough ice cream at home, so I’ll be heartbroken tomorrow instead.

[text] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension

[text] ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! HE IS A TRIPLET, WE DONT NEED TO FIGHT OVER HIM WE CAN HAVE AN ORGY INSTEAD

[text] No no don’t leave me, who’s going to walk me home

[text] She wheeled me home in a trolley and sad she loved me, I think I win.

[text] My dick just got serenaded.

[text] I ate the whole wheel of cheese. Help.

[text] I’ve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now they’re getting into it and it’s a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates

[text] The fridge is fully stocked. I’m either hallucinating or this is a miracle

[text] I need you to help me clean the house because I have visitors in less than an hour???

[text] Your brother is at the front door- WHAT DO I SAY?!

[text] It’s all fun and games till someone says you’re so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you

[text] I’m in A&E but I don’t really know why

[text] Went to bed with a 10, just about woke up with a 2 and a half

[text] I think I’m officially a homewrecker because his wife just walked in screaming and he said it’s not what it looks like. I mean what else could it look like? I wasn’t trimming his hairs with my mouth?!

[text] My night ended with me crying in a gutter, I hate you.

[text] He’s decorated the toilet with his urine. I never want to see him ever again, tell him he has 2 minutes to get out of our house.

[text] Don’t talk to me! You tried to trade me for a glass of wine and a cigarette!

[text] I promise I’ll get everyone to jelly wrestle with us xox

[text] I am armed with a crown, a sash and a bouquet of flowers. Don’t test me.

[text] I think I got married last night?

[text] I think I got married on impulse last night… and after looking a second time, I don’t think i’ve made any mistakes.

[text] My mouth tastes like poor choices

[text] I didn’t let go of the mechanical bull, but they had to pull me off because… it was rough just the way I like it and I think that showed?

[text] If I say it was accidental you’ll just say I’m lying

[text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my… everywhere

[text] You’re my hero

[text] You’re the worst thing to ever happen to me, thank you

[text] Have you ever had a good idea in your life?

[text] Are we going to end up in the hospital again?

[text] It’s not a good night if I don’t end up crying into your mother’s lap.

[text] Mark my words, your dad will be my sugar daddy, he’ll marry me and you’ll have to call me momma bear and I will interrupt your sex life with condoms and condiments.

[text] I’m may be allergic to nuts, but not his.

[text] She high fived me out of pity

[text] You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask

[text] You just walked in, rated their performance, dragged in three other people to clap for them, then walked back out.

[text] You kept calling me baby Jesus and trying to see what wise men had to say about my hair…

[text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked

[text] I am a responsible adult, I brought home a lost kitten and let it shit in your room

[text] I accidentally talked myself into a threesome, when did I become so smooth?

[text] It may or may not have been your sister…

[text] It may or may not have been your brother…

[text] If you’re not coming over with food, don’t come over at all

[text] Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My co-worker is talking to me about her birds having sex again…

[text] IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS

[text] Buy me a helicopter, I will give you the last slice of pizza. pls. this is important. okay maybe the crust?

[text] Let’s never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.

[text] I tried to put lipstick on my eyeballs, help.

[text] I told her my cum counts as protein shake and she sent a text to my gran saying I ate her cat.

[text] If you don’t fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we’re alone in your room, I’m returning you to the boyfriend store

[text] I accidentally sexted your mum, I’m sorry xox

[text] There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro

[text] I feel like you’re pretending I didn’t bail you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of their car so you had a “comfy place to sit”

[text] You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really don’t know what you took, but you need a babysitter.

[text]  I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a “let’s fuck” way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of “let me wash your hair” way.

[scieldan]

Assassin's Creed {Sentence Starters}

"I don't care. It's not approval I'm after, just power."

"You need a more creative outlet."

"How can I regret the only life I have ever known?"

"Life is not a fairy tale and there are no happy endings."

"You'd kill people simply for believing differently from you?"

"I feel many things. Nausea above all."

"Unless the legend is a lie, you are the man I long to meet."

"Your schemes, like you, are put to rest."

"I've waited too long, lost too much."

"I've always had a soft spot for women in distress."

"They want me dead. Me! Can you imagine?"

"I expect an apology on my return."

"I hope there is another life after this one."

"Don't save me a spot in hell. I ain't coming soon."

"Oh no, God forbid I take a break!"

"Can you lend a hand? Perhaps a blade?"

"I have seen what comes of those who raise themselves above others."

"Why? Why have you done this?!"

"I applied my heart to know wisdom, and to know madness and folly."

"The people never have the power, only the illusion of it."

"You'll pay for this. You and all your kind."

"You will be remembered first as a hero. Later as a legend."

"Is this my reward for believing the best about men?"

"Aside from the failure and the hatred, I envy you very much."

"There is no time. I will have to chance direct approach."

"Are you not loved at home?"

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[scieldan]

STAR TREK (also sci-fi/space) ‘VERSE

Vosl'ait'an, a Class M planet in an area of space not yet explored by any starship, is home to one Vryt'uhr Vreister Vlok'alf of the species dubbed Vrerd (and yes, everything on this planet starts with a V). They appear human-like with slightly altered genetic makeup, however, it’s a custom of theirs that when born, they are dipped into a silvery, metal liquid. The metal melted down to create this is called Vibranium, rare and only found on Vosl'ait'an. Due to this, everyone has layers of the metal embedded into and on top of their skin, which causes them to have a grey/metallic tint instead of color and acts as a sort of shield. It’s indestructible and they’re continuously coated (on their birthday) until they reach old age. Thing is, they live to be about 400 to 500 Vosl'ait'an years.

Vryt'uhr Vreister Vlok'alf (58 Vosl'ait'an years, 24 Earth years) is the child of Vlie'rau Vuaf'soe Vryud Vlok'alf and Vlau'hukx Vroeuk Vlok'alf - note that there is no such thing as gender in their culture. However if one wishes, they may identify as male or female - both serve in high positions. Vlie'raue oversees and oftens bathes the newborns in Vibranium, Vlau'hukx maintains the cultural knowledge of their people. Vryt'uhr attended Vrixop, the most highly respected academy in their civilization and is skilled in combat as well as astrophysics and xenolinguistics.

Vryt'uhr works alongside their top scientists who constantly observe space, recording data and such, whilst also being on standby in the case that any other species happen to come across their planet.

The Enterprise is sent to be the first starship to explore Vosl'ait'an with the underlying agenda of possibly obtaining some Vibranium.

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[scieldan]

below the cut are 150 icons of Aidan Turner (from various roles) and 5 gif icons of Ezra Miller (from Perks of Being A Wallflower). Made for one of my giveaway runner-ups, overdueasteroid, and not for public use unless given permission.

[createsdestruction-blog]

Alright, so I’ve had this blog for around a month now and, for some reason, over 300 people are following me. I’m very very confused by this, but grateful nonetheless. I spent a long time debating on whether or not I should make this blog, since I was so certain I could never do Tony any justice, but I’m so glad I decided to go through with it, because I’ve been having so much fun writing with all of you.

I don’t really like the term “bias list”, so instead here’s a “hearteyes at you list”, which is basically how I feel towards all of you cuties. This is just a small list of people who are important to me and deserve a special shoutout. (and If your name is not on here, please know that it’s not because I don’t love you or enjoy your blog, but because I’m an airhead and forgot)

Whether you’ve been following me since my first day here or you’ve only followed me today; whether we have a handful of threads or we just admire each other from afar, I just want to say:

Thank you.

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Person A dares Person B to kiss them as a joke, but is then taken by surprise when Person B does just that.