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reputation tracks as vintage movie posters

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Groundbreaking Floral Nail Art Looks to Inspire Your Next Spring Manicure

17 flowery nail art ideas ranging from full-on bouquets to simple and edgy.

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When Jack Warner was casting the movie My Fair Lady, Julie Andrews, who played the original Eliza Doolittle on Broadway, was overlook for the part, that was given to Audrey Hepburn.

That made her available to accept Mr. Disney’s invitation to play Mary Poppins.

At the 22nd Golden Globes, when she won the best actress award (she was up against Audrey for My Fair Lady), she had her sweet revenge.

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THE SHADE OF IT ALL.

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In the movie The Santa Clause, one becomes Santa by putting on the red coat after the death of the previous Santa. Even ignoring how morbid this premise is on its own, it’s possible that there’s another even darker level to the story. When Scott Calvin shows up at the North Pole as the new Santa, not only do the elves not appear surprised, they seem happy to see him and not at all upset about the Santa he replaced. And furthermore, at the very beginning of the movie, we see an elf standing with a crowd of children outside a toy store near Scott’s house. Why would she already be there if she didn’t have some sort of prior knowledge of what was going to occur? This leaves me no choice but to conclude that the elves not only hated the previous Santa but actually orchestrated his demise.

tl;dr: In The Santa Clause, the elves totally murdered the previous Santa.

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Update: In The Santa Clause 2, the Easter Bunny says kids are 86% happier since Scott became Santa. 86%. Clearly, the last Santa was so terrible, the elves had to off him.

Also, according to The Santa Clause 2, Santa has to be married in order to remain Santa, which means that the previous Santa must have been married - but there’s no Mrs. Clause around when Scott gets to the North Pole. What happened to her?

And finally, I think this raises some pretty serious questions about Bernard’s sudden disappearance in between The Santa Clause 2 and 3. Just how badly did Curtis want to be Head Elf?

Just how many people have the elves murdered? Clearly those rosy cheeks and innocent, childlike faces are hiding some pretty dark secrets.

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Oh my god

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now this is the kind of Christmas post I want on my dash

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Naomi Campbell by Iango Henzi + Luigi Murenu for Lui Magazine

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Poe Vs Kylo ping pong

In an interview Oscar mentions playing against Adam in a game of ping pong and then Domnhall says they were in costume. I swear if someone doesn’t draw this I’ll be personally offended

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So Imagine This...

Wonder Woman 2 is about how Diana covertly prevents the Cold War into breaking out into nuclear war and how her actions lead to the fall of the Soviet Union. During her mission she comes across her imprisoned Uncle Hades who was forced to do the bidding of the movie’s villain. She releases him, and when she does he’s like “holy shit thanks so much for saving my ass back there. Here, Imma get you a gift, brb”. But like he doesn’t come back and Diana kinda just shrugs and is like “lol ok whatevs I didn’t want a gift from my weird uncle anyway” and just continues on with her life

The last scene of the movie is Diana in the present and she’s on her way back to her place in Paris after dealing with some Justice League stuff and Hades shows up like “super sorry about the wait I got held up at work with the underworld thing and all, I finally got you your present. It’s waiting for you in your apartment.” Diana says thanks because she doesn’t want to piss off her weird uncle, but she has her sword and shield out when she opens her front door and she’s expecting a three headed dog or a tank or some weird shit but it’s actually none of that because Steve Trevor is sitting on her couch

It’s moments like this that ignite the passion I️ have for photography full throttle. . . . 📸: @jenrojics . . . . #IgersJax #SouthernInformant #RoamFlorida #ShareALittleSunshine #LoveFL #FloridaExplored #MySouthernlivingmag #VoidLive #Void #Sunset #SunsetPhotography #naturephotography #jaxandbeyond #thatflcommunity #mysouthernliving #eujax #eujaxsocial #visualambassadors #backlitphotography #canonphotography (at Jacksonville, Florida)

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Reminder that Lena Dunham wrote an autobiographical book in which she molests and abuses her little sister and nothing ever happened to her legally. Reminder that Lena’s sister has openly stated that growing up she felt like her sisters property. Reminder that a self-admitted pedophile runs a successful TV show and is still considered a feminist icon by a lot of people. Reminder that this world is a shitty and disgusting place.