[pterick]

the front bottoms

you know when you’re cleaning out your pull out couch because you’ve had like 50 friends sleep on it and you figure that it’s finally time you change the sheets but then as you’re changing them you find one lone mcdonalds fry that’s freezing cold and it looks somewhat normal but you can’t remember the last time you even had mcdonalds so you don’t eat it because you have self control i feel like the guy from the front bottoms would eat that french fry and not think twice about it

send me ur fave band and i’ll drag them

[fuckyesgamegrumps]

[x]

[castilepaige]

[ladaleda]

the pillow no longer has a cold side: a summer anthology

[goneg0-deactivated20230705]

[hecha-de-bloques-lego]

[smtg02]

why would you post the same picture twice…

[patientlights]

I’M CRYING

[fuckyesgamegrumps]

[x]

[starpyrate]

I was asked to do a piece for the Game Grumps Community Celebration Book and HOW COULD I SAY NO? The grumps have proven themselves to be absolutely lovely (get it?) And I think this book is an adorably amazing idea so should out to the loveliest lovelies at fyeahgamegrumps for putting this together

[scienceslumberparties]

Describing Disneyland rides to make them sound as shitty as possible

Splash Mountain: You're strapped to a log and thrown over a waterfall

Star Tours: Canonically incorrect Star Wars.

Jungle Cruise: Bad Puns.

Jungle Cruise: The ride you go on when Indiana Jones breaks down.

Matterhorn: Whiplash.

Pirates of Caribbean: Hey look we added Johnny Depp!

Haunted Mansion: We wanted to remind you of your inevitable death.

Big Thunder Mountain Railroad: Yep still closed.

Peter Pan: Why the fuck is this a 40 minute wait.

Snow White: Give your kids nightmares!

Pinocchio: Fun is bad mm'kay?

Mr. Toad's Wild Ride: You go to hell

Dumbo: You get kinda sorta dizzy

Casey Jr. Train: All aboard the train to shameville

it's a small world: 'nuff said

Rodger Rabbit: Why does this have a fast pass again?

Everything Else in Toontown: Screaming children.

Space Mountain: Wait an hour in line only to have it break down when you get to the front.

Winny the Pooh: All the benefits of an LSD trip.

Disneyland Railroad: I'm in Toontown and I really don't want to walk to Main Street.

Mad Tea Party: I really need help throwing up.

Tower of Terror: I hope you like shitting your pants.

Soarin' Over California: I guess you can kinda smell things?

Radiator Springs Racers: Waiting In Line The Ride

Luigi's Flying Tires: The illusion of control.

Mater's Junkyard Jamboree: I need help throwing up.

Silly Symphony Swings: I want to throw up and also shit my pants.

California Screamin': Here's the roller coaster now shut up.

Mickey's Fun Wheel: Hey I have an idea on how to make a ferris wheel terrifying.

Goofy's Sky School: Stuck inside a sardine can with a side of whiplash

Ariel's Undersea Adventure: Hey it's inside and I can sit down

All of Bug's Land: I hope you brought a three year old.

Monster's Inc: Bring back the Whoopie Goldberg ride

[harkness-jack-blog]

[giver-of-armbands-deactivated20]

[patsyforpresident-blog]

ive been laughing at this for like 10 min send help

[noza-ignoto]

Gwen’s fucking face. she’s just so fucking done.

[thatissonotpoppunk]

never-means-f0rever same

[blurryphotosofmarkiplier]

[venus-thightrap]

[owlmylove]

oh look they misspelled “genius” as “shameless”

[mrs-n-uzumaki]

When you discover that these two:

Were married in Love Actually

[skipperthekangaroo]

is that more or less shocking than the fact that these two

were married in real life?

[mrs-n-uzumaki]

You just made my post 200% better.

[jennytrout]

Wait for it, because in real life:

Cheated on:

With:

[finallysomegoodfuckingcontent]

Shooting That last movie must have been really awkward

[gifbro]

[thefrogman]

[video]

[scienceslumberparties]

Omg big g is a jerk anyways, he deserves it

[dreamsdisney]

Make it Blue: Again! 

Not my photo just my edit: original here

[today-ifuckedup]

Today I fucked up...by trusting a “hot local single in my area” on a dating app

Greatest/worst thing ever just happened to me, so buckle up folks..it’s story time:

Girl on a dating app tells me in the first few messages that I’m really cute (true) and interesting (also true) and asks me to meet her at 1140am for coffee at a random McDonald’s. When I ask if she’s a 45 year old man trying to harvest my organs, she proceeds to send me 15 pictures in a row that look like they’re straight from Facebook. Because that’s how you convince somebody you’re real (not true).

Now normally I don’t accept propositions like this because I’m thinking “what’s the catch?” Well, I decide to live a little on the YOLO side…and since it’s right next to a Subway Sandwich shop I think that the worst that could happen is it’s a 45 year old lonely man, I give him a big hug because I know the feeling as a 25 year old lonely man, get a tasty sandwich, then go home. Apparently that was NOT the worst thing that could happen.

I show up. She shows up. She’s real. I’m surprised. I buy her coffee because I subscribe to traditional gender roles unless requested otherwise. She uses her McCafe frequent buyers card so she gets stamps. Its cute. While the guy is making her drink, she tells me to go find a table outside in the sun. I go outside and find the perfect goddamn table because I’m a romantic at heart. 5 minutes later. 10 minutes later. 15 minutes later. No girl. I text her the typical guy message “lol u get lost???”. No response. Turns out she took the coffee and left.

So I’m not saying it’s bad to leave a date if you feel uncomfortable or aren’t attracted to them. It’s totally your decision. But I don’t think that’s the case…I think this girl is a serial McCafe dater. And I don’t think this was her first time. It was too professional. Too clean. It was the perfect McHeist. And I’m starting to think I’m not even mad…she didn’t steal my credit card, or my organs. Just a few euros.

And my heart.

[mrdaps]

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