Monique Heart Fan Blog

Jacob-22-Drag Race Fan-Obviously Gay

[gringoslur]

any spanish speaker: cojer

méxico and argentina:

[gringoslur]

méxico: cuantos años tiene? (how old is he?)

argentina: ni idea, pero es un pendejo (idk, but he is a pendejo)

méxico:

(pendejo in mex = insult. pendejo in arg= young boy)

[gringoslur]

méxico: wait a sec, i’m gonna eat a concha.

argentina:

(concha in mex = a type of bread. concha in arg = pussy)

[langsandculture]

spanish woman: hi, my name is concha

argentina: 

(concha in spain = seashell and a female name. concha in arg = pussy)

[teamrv]

mex: i love cajeta, it’s so sweet!

arg: 

(cajeta in mex = dulce de leche [caramel]; cajeta in arg = pussy) 

[gringoslur]

spanish speaker: h-

argentina: thats pussy, babe!!

[cari28ch3-me]

Don’t get us started on “straw”

[frannziska]

whrc talks tom nook discourse

[scientificpenis]

I want to do a line of coke off of Harry Styles’s dick

[bloggoth]

poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming

[bloggoth]

it was pneumonia.

[bloggoth]

yes, her pet scorpion pneumonia, who lived in her shoe. tragic.

[bloggoth]

he shot her point blank

[bloggingtrucker-deactivated2018]

This was like reading a Lemony Snicketts book.

[catchymemes]

[thebootydiaries]

the only man i trust is dr. phil

[landofsnowandroses]

Shut up. He’s nothing but a mediocre unit of American entertainment. Literally all he does is be bald and look stupid like that mole rat from Kim Possible, except Mole was smarter. You should trust Disney channel characters.

[thebootydiaries]

his name was Rufus

[handsomejackass]

horse people are weird

[railroadsoftware]

what does this mean

[evnw-deactivated20230112]

horses can see demons

[thislivsnjutare]

LGBT Movies You Need To Watch

Hello you guys! Here’s a list of LGBT Themed Movies I’ve watched and I thought of sharing them with you. If you have any suggestions you can always drop a message on my dm’s. Here goes:

Appropriate Behavior (2015)

Beach Rats (2017)

Beats Per Minute (BPM) (2017)

Being 17 (2016)

Blue Is The Warmest Color (2013)

Boys (Jongens) (2014)

Boy Don’t Cry (1999)

Brokeback Mountain (2005)

Call Me By Your Name (2018)

Dallas Buyers Club (2013)

God’s Own Country (2017)

Holding The Man (2015)

Keep The Lights On (2012)

Love, Simon (2018)

Maurice (1987)

Moonlight (2016)

Mulholland Drive (2001)

My Own Private Idaho (1991)

Stranger By The Lake (2013)

Tangerine (2015)

The Danish Girl (2015)

The Duke of Burgundy (2015)

The Handmaiden (2016)

The Way He Looks (2014)

Tomboy (2011)

[memehumor]

[repost-this-image]

this wins

[gaypeopletwitter]

[thearcanatweets]

[mitski-miyawakis]

won’t matter, for making me read a reply like that you’re going straight to hell

[americanfootball1999-deactivate]

which one of you shits killed dad and took his monocle

[cleverlittlejay]

I love the implication that Reggie made Grace because Vanya hated oatmeal so much that she killed her other nannies over it 

[caffeinatedklaus]

No context Umbrella Academy spoilers.

[weed-sauce]

the umbrella academy spoilers without context

[whatacatch]

five trying to get back to stop the apocalypse:

[chestercopperpotz]

me, outside @netflix waiting for the 2nd season of Umbrella Academy exactly 4 days after the first season was released: