Uncle Sam

Agent Seltzer. No one calls me that though. Arms n' Armory specialist. — independent selective statesmen oc sideblog to xfthelake — read rules and bio

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“ —  OH NO. Get out. ” He points to the door with the soldering iron, glasses on a shaded setting. “ YOU stand in the hallway! My British counterpart warned me about you. So help me god, I will turn you into a hotdish. ”  He stares the man down over the rim of his glasses. “ What is it you want? ”

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“ — Aw SHIT Tequila, what the hell did you do to this poor girl? She doesn’t deserve this treatment. ” He’s running his finger over the stock of the shotgun that was just returned. She’s pretty banged up, scratches of all sorts in her and a mechanism that he’s sure he’ll have to pull apart just to re-align.

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notwhiskey:

“I’m a cop, not a spy. What the hell would I need your equipment for after all this is done?” 

He kept the flask in his hands for a moment before carefully opening it to sniff at the contents. Dan wrinkled his nose and immediately screwed back on the cap.

“Jesus–! That could kill a man!” He tossed the flask back. “Please tell me you ain’t sharing that with my brother when he gets back on his feet.”

“ — You say that now but just wait... ” Sam doesn’t make things that aren’t worth keeping, which is part of the problem, no one is willing to give them back. “...but if you still feel that way, I’d rather you be the one to stay, your brother is shit at bringing his stuff home. ”

“ — Well...yeah. Its high volume....where I’m from you gotta keep warm somehow. ” A shrug, rolls his shoulder back and he takes a seat on his stool.

“ — So.... did they say how long your brother would take? ”

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notwhiskey:

He caught the flask, though not without a wince. The guy was crazy. This entire organization was crazy. Crazy and drunk. Dan ought to walk out the door then and there.

But the promise of a suit, a real bespoke suit…

He kept the flask in his hands.

“I only agreed to pretend to be him, you know that, right? I don’t need all them fancy stupid gadgets.”

“ — Oh stop looking like it will bite you, It’s just whiskey. ”  The flask in question is just a standard metal flast, battered and beat by a product of its age. It has some initials engraved in to the surface, SA, difficult to make out with all the scratches but the alcohol within is smooth and strong. “ That’s a small batch I’ve been working on for the holidays. ”

He’s ignoring the idea that Dan isn’t willing to take on this role. Or he doesn’t care. 

“ — How good are you at returning equipment? ”

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“…wait, them silver flasks are also grenades? The hell were you people thinkin’ handin a bunch ‘o drunks stuff like that?” He took a step back away from the displayed goods and a step to the side for a good measure to get extra far from that STATESMAN flask buckle. Dan was having some very Serious second thoughts about posing as his brother’s double. No thousand-dollar suit was worth getting potentially blown up or worse.

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“ — You BETCHA. ” Grinning like a madman might not be the best way to convince a man to join the family. “ I wouldn’t put it in your hands until I was sure you knew how to use it. It does have some fail-safes so you don’t risk blowing yourself to kingdom come.  Here. ” He picks up a different flask and pops it in the air, sailing towards the neo-whiskey. “Catch.”

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                                                “ I want YOU

                              to get your shit TOGETHER. ”

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if you ever wanna ship with me just come to my ask and be like “listen dick face we bout to fuck shit up with a ship ok.”

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there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it every day

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also if you’re cool with pre-established relationships/dynamics where we skip all the awkwardness of starting to roleplay with someone new and jump straight to plotting a little and tagging each other in stuff hmu

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getting set up here. please hold.

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                                                “ I want YOU

                              to get your shit TOGETHER. ”

                                                                                side blog to xfthelake