“Is that the best you can do?” / cocky asshole 😭
why is it that shinobi only seem to know how to flirt when it involves the clashing of blades?
iruka is no exception. he finds it thrilling to spar with obito. it's always under the guise of training ( and it is welcome. teaching has pulled him away from active duty, so their sparring matches are the most combat he regularly sees ), but the way they speak to one another while exchanging blows - there is no mistaking it: this is shinobi flirting at its finest.
obito is remarkably strong, stronger than him in spades, and it pulls his best out of him. iruka is forced to be quicker, be cleverer, think faster, work harder just to reach him where he's at - and it's a rush like no other. iruka revels in it; the dynamic movements of obito's body in response to his, a dance they share. like a good student, he likes to push himself, and pushing himself against obito? it's fireworks ( pressing himself against obito does the same, but that usually only comes if he can snag victory ).
it drives him crazy how obito goads him while they fight. is that the best you can do? oh, he's going to kiss kill him for that! iruka pushes harder, moves closer to try and land a blow, ignores the warmth in his cheeks ( this is just a tactic of his, iruka is sure, riles him up to make him lose his concentration so he can claim victory for himself. bastard ). their close quarters combat is always a little too close, but he wants this win so badly, wants to wipe that lopsided grin off his lips, wants to do claim those lips as his reward, wants to-
focus, iruka, you idiot! you're such a cliché: a shinobi who falls for their opponent. but a tough opponent makes the victory all that much sweeter. and maybe, with his wandering eye and their shared flirtations, he's found an unconventional way to best obito after all.
he looks for an opening and - there - quickly closes the space between them, places them chest to chest. "how's this?" iruka can't contain the quip before he goes in for the finishing blow, craning his neck up to fit his lips against obito's. its a quick kiss ( and one he's already wishing to continue ) but its enough to throw his opponent for a moment, and creates time for iruka to knock obito onto his back. iruka is too gleeful when he sits on top of obito to pin him to the ground of the training field. "what did you think? not bad, huh?" now he gets to be the cocky one.