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Queen will do what Queen will doesPtx + random crap that catches my attention ~ Caitlin 

[skeppsbrott]

So this has been stuck in my head ever since I heard it three days ago.

[bagelbitesofficial]

@deadmallgoth

[xtragh0stywizard-deactivated201]

me:stands up

my blood vessels: what the

FUCK

did you just do

[churmandurr]

I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE

[churmandurr]

update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg

[cartnsncreal]

She should have a statue. Not those confederate MFs.

[xoellle-deactivated20190624]

fuzzy guy

[just-shower-thoughts]

I privately dislike many people for reasons that are totally unfair to them.

[becausebirds]

[iwishitwas1983]

I’m crying.

[floacist]

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning “mr. owl” “oh jesus christ” “please don’t give me that look” “please don’t fly” DYING omg

[alrightalrightalrightalyssa-dea]

That owl is 30000000% done

[sasstrid-and-dorkcup]

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

[bygrabthars-hammer-deactivated2]

This gives me great joy

[luxshine]

I love the owl.

[madmaudlingoes]

Dear @staff,

You have a Nazi problem.

It’s been going on for a while now. Like a long while. White supremacists and neo-Nazis use this site in large numbers to recruit, to disseminate their murderous ideology, and to harass other users. These behaviors are explicitly against your community guidelines. These ideologies get people killed.

Yet when we attempt to report Nazi users for violating the community guidelines, we generally get a form response that just tells us to block the offending users and that “we really appreciate your efforts to make> Tumblr a safer place for everyone.”

Here’s the thing, though. No space can be safe for everyone.

If Tumblr is safe for Nazis, it’s not safe for Jews. If Tumblr is safe for Nazis, it’s not safe for people of color. If Tumblr is safe for Nazis, it’s not safe for disabled people. If Tumblr is safe for Nazis, it’s not safe for queer people. If Tumblr is safe for Nazis, it’s not safe for Roma people.

I know who I stand with, and it’s not the Nazis. Now it’s your job, @staff, to stand with us.Regards, Tumblr User Maud O. Bedlam

[thesecondsealcares]

@staff

[scomiche-lifeforce]

@staff

[godlessmen]

[yeezyyraisedme-blog]

I’d like to correct this:

“God, send us someone to cure AIDS, cancer, etc., etc.”

“I did, but you gave them a substandard education because they lived in an area with poor funding due to low property taxes.  

I did, but you let them die because they couldn’t afford healthcare.  

I did, but due to racism you stomped out their potential and didn’t give them the same opportunities.  

I did, but you make a college education too unaffordable while giving the big bankers passes.

I did, but you saw a homeless youth before you saw a kid with potential.  

I did, but you kicked the downtrodden while they were already shoulder deep in sinking sand.”

reblogging for the comment

[fuckyeahblasphemy]

I did, but you forced her to carry an unwanted pregnancy to term, forcing her to become a single mother with limited income, having to sacrifice her college dreams in order to provide for her unwanted child.

[segweg]

fucking BOOM ^

[seaaholic]

bless the god damn comments on this post.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Keyboards should come with an auto cat detector, where if several keys are pressed and held simultaneously the keyboard deactivates, because a cat is probably sitting on it.

[scomiche-lifeforce]

see exhibit A

[comicbookfilms]

[babyanimalgifs]

EXTREMELY GOOD CONTENT

[parakavka]

[thatsthat24]

That Extra Snooze 🕰

[jakeyllenhaal]

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UMM Hugh had me scared there for a second I was about to find out who I need to beat for making him sad

[jakeyllenhaal]

Okay maybe I’m being a little dramatic but I’m honestly kind of offended at the lack of notes this has? Hugh CLEARLY put a lot of thought and effort into this joke, and you can tell that he’s proud of it he smiles and even chuckles at his joke. Is it so hard for y’all to show appreciation for a good man? He’s trying to be funny is Wolverine himself not good enough for you guys? God

[saccharinesylph]

That satisfied dad laugh at the end

[surprisebitch]

that was such a DAD joke

[watchdogz]

hey take this quiz about which greek god/goddess you relate to most!

[swolecheck]

For everyone who doesn’t know, there is now a Campaign to impeach Trump for violating the US Constitution. The Houston congressman who announced it on the floor and called for his impeachment has been threatened with being lynched. There are already over 1 mil signatures. 

Here is where you can sign the petition: https://impeachdonaldtrumpnow.org/