Thinking lately about a mummy who brings a new novice home and she's so excited and eager to break in this new dumb pet that she fills them with so much alcohol, beer and spirits and wine and cider and everything she can get her hands on, that not only does her new pet get so wasted that they can't remember their own name, needs help walking, lets themselves be controlled by the mummy and can't even remember to swallow the drool that falls down their chin, but their belly is swollen too, rounded out by the sheer amount of alcohol that's been pumped into her untrained gut, sloshing around with every movement and becoming a nice stress toy for mummy to get her hands on, and I think that if they stick around and mummy keeps her pet close by, that'll be a familiar occurrence and her baby pet will start to plump up and grow a beer gut and get real fat real fast on nothing more than alcohol
Hello???? I loooove this, swollen sloshy bellies from alcohol are drool-worthy. I would totally inflict this upon a pet~
