[fleshdyk3]

i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans

[fleshdyk3]

put some respect on his name

[ihnmaims]

[knitmeapony]

These posts are cousins to me.

[inabasket]

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

[red-garden]

Shen Jiu definitely doesn't drink alcohol, and even when he does he's a light weight and gets drunk easily.

So I like imagining him as a designated driver since you probably can't fly home on a sword. But for the few times he does get drunk obviously someone has to carry him back to his peak.

But what makes things difficult is that he doesn't really trust anyone so he's just constantly trying to mount his sword and fly home, and everyone is pulling him back so he doesn't kill himself/someone else while in the sky.

The most successful people In safely getting him home is Yue Qingyuan, Qi QingQi(cs SJ trusts women) and surprisingly Liu Qingge (through pure brute force)

How he reacts to every peak lord trying to get him home:

Yue Qingyuan: he doesn’t fight being picked up and carried, he just goes catatonic and still, arms around Yue Qingyuan’s neck. 0/10 experience for both of them.

Wei Qingwei: bites and scratches and kicks. Death rolls if you can grab him. He has weaponized projectile vomit before.

Shang Qinghua: much the same as before but his authorial powers let him essentially Vulcan nerve pinch Shen Qingqiu so he can be transported. No one else can do this.

Qi Qingqi: naturally gravitates toward her when drunk, hugs her tight when picked up. Very uncomfortable experience for her.

Mu Qingfang: just tranquilizers him

Liu Qingge: it’s like wrangling a small animal- once he’s caught and realizes he can’t escape he just ragdolls and accepts death

[baixue-temple]

imagining a comedy fic or such that follows the peak lords dealing with the fallout of a specific scenario that I can best visualize as:

[ennunanaiurov]

I just think Shang Qinghua should get so angry one time that he unconsciously overrides the System and unlocks Admin privileges and just deletes entire clans out of existance in the blink of an eye while going "writing you in was a mistake".

And I also think everyone who saw that refuses to ever talk about it, but they're all scared shitless of the tiny human by Mobei-jun's side now because they realize he's not just really smart and an amazing strategist, he's also a god and can kill them all in 0.5 seconds. And now they all think that Shang Qinghua is actually the one running the show and Mobei-jun is just, like, the face of the Northern kingdom only.

Shang Qinghua is utterly horrified when he snaps out of it and realizes what he's done (somehow??? He doesn't know wtf just happened) and how now everyone is terrified of him except for Mobei-jun who is just looking at him with heart in his eyes lmao

[datshitrandom]

Come What MAY Creator's Challenge | Hazbin Hotel

blossom or burn ... inside the pit of darkness and sin that he created 🔥

[patchworkedarts]

shitpost

[versasfanficwastedump]

i actually never ever want AO3 to be censored bc nothing is more fun than reading the tags on a fic and going “huh. didn’t know there was a market for that.”

[galahadenough]

squinting at a tag and trying to decide how badly I want to learn a new word

[liss-art]

April is the Cruelest Month - 2025! Day Twenty-Three: Confrontation-|-Stumbling-|-Scar Reveal-|- “Don’t let them in”

[zillanovikov]

Sad Bastard Expectations

It's 2025, and we're sadder than ever!

Maybe it's time for a Sad Bastard Cookbook sequel? Maybe a spin-off for parents of small children? Maybe both?

I'm new here. What's a Sad Bastard Cookbook?

Glad you asked! We wrote a cookbook full of judgement-free recipes you can make when you're suffering from mental illness, physical disability, poverty, or anything else late-stage capitalism throws up that makes basic self-care feel impossible. Some of the recipes were our own, some we collected from the community.

The ebook is free--you can download a copy here if you wanna check it out.

I'm a community! Or at least, a Person! Can I contribute my recipe for survival food?

YES PLEASE.

If you have a survival recipe that you make for yourself, or to feed a baby, toddler, or small child, please share that recipe here.

I’m a fan of the original Sad Bastard Cookbook—when will the new ones be here?

We really have no idea. We’re in the very early planning and writing stages of the two projects, but when we have more information, you’ll probably see it here first!

[dduane]

Signal boost!

[pseudomasochist]

i have included my recipe.

[zillanovikov]

Thank you!

[slayediest]

[linecrosser]

Whumpril 2025 - Day 7 - Restless

Sometimes it is hard to calm a mind that is running at top speed all the time.

[linecrosser]

Whumpril 2025 - Day 3 - Sore

Despite being not fully healed yet, Mobei Jun is getting ready to do Demon-things - Fight or Hunt or Something.

Shang Qinghua is having none of it! His King is not allowed to do dangerous stuff as long as he is so sore! At least he tries to hold Mobei Jun back. He really does.

[animentality]

[sirartwork]

[bongwaterer]

[gigglepuffpixie]

[notoisstrange]

His little girl in purple

[secretlystephaniebrown]

When I was a kid I thought there were so many more swear words than there are. But in actuality we get like. ten before it just turns into slurs. Deep down, I’m still disappointed.