scooby doo's booty

27 she/her

[sacred-portal]

[sioltach]

Finding my peace #mypeace

[hustlerose]

women are simply more important than men

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

Remember when you'd turn on the radio and almost always Poker Face was playing

Back when God was still listening

[segamascott]

[wordfather]

its okay dude im not becoming evil muhaha. sorry i mean haha. dont know what happened there muhaha. sorry i mean

[vibratome]

[tall]

[junk-thunder]

i've survived far worse. i've also died to far less though so who knows

[thoodleoo]

there are a lot of really good ancient roman laws but i think my favorite is that, if you got struck by lightening and died, you couldnt have a proper burial because it meant that the gods hated you

[ancient-rome-au]

“Jupiter cancelled him and we’re not going to question that”

[antique-scarecrow]

genuinely asking: how would these laws apply to that guy who got struck by lightning on seven separate occasions but survived every time?

[nanarchy]

I think I would have assumed Zeus was trying to fuck him.

[antique-scarecrow]

worst possible response thanks so much

[irate-iguana]

Yesterday night, I asked my parents to remind me to return The Terror (2018) to the video rental store. This morning I woke up to two — momentarily confusing and concerning — text notifications:

[mellifexfarm]

ok like kakapo are great and all, i love them dont get me wrong but takahē are by far the best endangered new zealand bird and quite possibly THE Best Bird?

you cant really get any better than this. criminally underrated 

[kinka-juice]

Even better, we thought it was extinct for 50 years, and then we just found a whole bunch in a meadow. We lost a bright purple flightless bird the size of a large chicken for 50 years.

[amarula-gold]

This is not a picture of a Kākāpō. This is a picture of a flightless takahē.

Stop spreading misinformation!

[mellifexfarm]

can you read

[philcollinsenjoyer]

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

[bewbin]

we got really close one time. monkey #44543 almost wrote Othello perfectly but decided to take some creative liberties in act 3 that were kinda shit so the other monkeys took his typewriter away

[ifriqiyyah]

"unlikable protagonist" and it's just a woman who's a regular human being with flaws

[roycohn]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[purble-wav-fandom]

prev this is too good to just leave as a tag, you should've added it

[deepinourengines]

im pregnant and its nobodys. it aint even mine

[puter-wizard]

Two reactions