Crazy, Crazy

Hello. I'm Cooper Athan Tracy. I'm short and eighteen. And I don't like mean....people. Just kidding I like everyone.

[diannejuarez]

[gets off the phone]

[scoopertracy]

diannejuarez:

Exactly!

Oh! That’s awesome! I’m so happy for you! Let’s celebrate and tell everyone you’ve ever met in your entire life. 

[diannejuarez]

[gets off the phone]

[scoopertracy]

diannejuarez:

[blushes] …that’s really sweet of you to say, Cooper…thank you. But um, it’s a school that teaches me more about makeup and hair, so I can become a makeup artist.

Oh! Like for the movies? 

[diannejuarez]

[gets off the phone]

[scoopertracy]

diannejuarez:

Okay so, I had an interview with beauty school in January…and that was them on the phone telling me that so long as I get through high school…they want me!

You don’t need to go to beauty school. You’re already beautiful. 

[diannejuarez]

[gets off the phone]

I did it, I did it! I can’t believe I did it!

[scoopertracy]

What happened? Tell me! Tell me everything! 

[scoopertracy]

Relationship: Junior year of high school, Cooper met Daisy Sheppard. At the time he was trying to convince himself that he wasn’t in love with his best friend Cassie Bennett. He doesn’t remember when he started having a crush on her. Maybe it was after their hours long conversation about dragons. Or their froyo date. Or when she helped him feel better at that party once. All of this happening within a week of knowing her. But Cooper having a crush on someone wasn’t new. So, he asked her on a real date. Eventually, he asked her to be his girlfriend. Later, the girl had to move away. Sometimes Cooper still thinks about Daisy Sheppard, his first real girlfriend. If they would have stayed together or if he would’ve chosen Cassie. Because sometimes he feels like Daisy and him could have been something epic. 

Occupation: The summer before Senior year, Cooper went to modeling camp where he met hundred of other guys who wanted to be models just like him. While it was Cooper’s dream, he didn’t have the same passion and dedication as them. Some of those guys ended up becoming big time models. One of his friends at modeling camp, contacted Cooper about coming to Japan with him. Cooper didn’t see a reason why, and he went with him. He’s been helping his friend ever since. 

Cats: When Cooper was eight years old he wanted to have a pet dragon more than anything in the world. He obsessed with dragons. He researched dragons and begged his parents to let him have one He loved them. The way he loves cats, now. Unfortunately, he couldn’t have one. Cassie, being his best friend, told him that he couldn’t have a dragon because they were dangerous and weren’t allowed to have as pets. She got him a cat for his birthday. From that day forward, he loved that cat more than anything, and thus his obsession with cats began. 

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cleo-somers:

Wait, which one, then? [tilts he head to a side, trying to remember] I barely use my phone now, so I could’ve easily missed it. Or maybe I saw it and I just can’t- can’t remember. [smiles] Your secret’s safe with me, Coop. And I don’t like that I missed you a latte either! I have a lot of things to tell you. Did you know I have a boyfriend now? [smiles like OMG] It’s very exciting. You probably already knew. I can’t remember when I saw you last, and there’s instagram… [trails off and shrugs] Sean. Sean is my boyfriend. He’s very nice. [nods] I’m actually kind of sad that we didn’t get to do Christmas this past year, but it’s okay because even though it was a little bit stressful, it wasn’t that bad. [thinks about it for a second] Kind of. I managed, somehow. [gasps] A hot cocoa stand? [mouths ‘OH MY GOD’.] I already can’t wait for Christmas 2017. [listens to him talk about Japan and her eyebrows raise] That is so cool! So is he like Regina George who only does car commercials in Japan? And didn’t you want to be a model too? Did you get to join him in photoshoots and stuff? [laughs] Nooo, I didn’t. I was going to, but then I realized that it would maybe clash with my clothes and I would get tired of it, so… I got a clip-in extension instead. [gives him a proud smile] I never wear it, but it’s there. Fake pink hair. [nods] How are you? [pokes his chest] And we really do! What’s our next mission going to be?

Wait. No. Oh my goodness. It was all a dream. Noooo. I’m so sorry. I’m a terrible person. The message never happened because I suck. I will send you a message now. Maybe two. I’ll send you one every week, and on May 1st I’ll send you a cupcake. What kind of cupcakes do you like? I have a bunch because I used to send Blind Halina Winkowski a cupcake every day because I had a dream that her and I got married and didn’t have any kids. Now you have to tell me a secret. It’s the rules. Yeah. I did know about Sean!! I shared a room with him in Greece last year. Or wherever it was that we went for summer vacation. We talked about a lot of stuff. Well, I talked, he was confused a lot. I think he was just distracted because of the hole punch. He is nice! I like him, even though I’m not suppose to. Where was your first date at? [smiles about her Christmas] That’s good, but why was your Christmas stressful? Was it just the normal Christmas stress, or did something happen that made it more stressful on top of the already Christmas stress? Yes! I’m going to sell hot cocoa at the mall, and outside the bank on Fridays. Do you want to be my taste tester? Because I need to serve the best hot cocoa in the world. Since you’re the best person in the world right now, you need to taste test it. [laughs when she asks about Regina George] Maybe. I mean, he got signed for a Japanese modeling agency, so he only models there. He lives there now, though. I did! That’s why I went to modeling camp, but I decided that it was not the life for me. No, but I got to see him be part of a photoshoot. It was fun. Clip-in? Just one? I think you could totally rock it. And if not pink, other colors. You could be like Jessica Hamby in season 5. Wait, I think she had clip-ins too. [pauses and thinks] I’m okay. No complaints, but sometimes I’m sad like the other day this girl named Daisy Sheppard added me on Facebook, and that made me sad, but I’m over it already. Our next mission is to make an elderly person and a homeless person very happy, but we can’t get it on camera. How does that sound? 

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cleo-somers:

Your message? [looks away from him for a second, placing her hands on his shoulders] The one about you being a cat? [giggles] I would love a latte. And no, don’t worry, Coop. No book is more important than you. [boops his nose] Should we go? [picks up her purse from the ground and then locks her arm around his] What awesome thing about Japan? I’ve always wanted to go… [sighs dreamily] You really think so? [looks down at her hair] I’ve been trying new hairstyles lately because I realized that what’s the point of having beautiful, long, red hair if I’m always just going to let it fall flat against my face, right? So… [shrugs] I guess I’m the female version of Aaron Samuels now. I like that. He’s cute. [smiles] I’m good! Good… I missed you.

No. Not that one. It was an old one, never mind. [shrugs and does never mind face] I’m always a cat. But it’s a secret. Only Cassie and Jace and now you know. Ooh. I love this. [looks at the invisible like in the office but with a happy, satisfied face] Awesome! Let’s go. I love lattes, but I don’t like that I miss you a latte. Oh, right. Because I’m your favorite person of 2015 and you’re mine! [boops her nose back and chuckles] Remember Christmas 2015? It sucks we didn’t get to do it 2016. But we HAVE to do it this year! Like it has to be like 2015 but BIGGER and BETTER. I’m already preparing. Did I tell you about my hot cocoa stand idea? I’ll tell you later, so I can tell you about Japan right meow. [begins walking with her] My friend from modeling camp became a real life model! He’s awesome but he only works in Japan. He wanted me to go see him and I went! It was awesome. Everyone is really nice there! Also the lights are nice too. Like nicer than here. Did you ever do the pink streak like my dream and your buzzfeed quiz said you should try. Yes, he is and you are too. So it works. OH MY GOD. I love it. Good is good. I missed you, too. We need to go on another mission.

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cleo-somers:

[gasps when she hears his voice and jumps up, dropping the book] Cooper! [throws her arms around him] Nothing important. [hears someone shushing her and she turns her head, glaring at them before facing Cooper] Are you okay? [brushes hair away from his face] 

[wraps her arms around her as they embrace] I got your message. Did you get mine? Do you want to get a latté? I thought it was really important because of the light thing. [doesn’t notice when someone shushes her] I’m great! Did I ever tell you the awesome thing about Japan? Also you look very pretty with your hair pulled back. You’re like a real life female Aaron Samuels. How are you? 

[cleo-somers]

[is sitting by herself in a corner of the library, reading] You’re kind of blocking the light. [says, not looking up from the book]

[scoopertracy]

I know. I was doing it on purpose. [pauses quickly before composing himself] I mean... [saunters over to her and in a completely different tone] Watcha reading there? 

[scoopertracy]

Hey, do yoU KNOW who I miss? you. a lot.

OH MY GOODNESS. HI. (I’m a cat) 

[scoopertracy]

seankeller:

You’re.. c-confusing me. [chuckles] ….Wait, uh, i-is she the one you w-want to talk about?

With who? [chuckles, too for a moment then blinks and pauses] Do you mean if she’s the one who I wanted to talk about before or if she’s the one I want to converse about this very moment? Because... Yes. She is! I can’t believe I had forgotten. It was about the movie. I think we’re like 1/3 of the way into it. So everything’s fine, right now. But promise me you’ll keep the cat hole punch safe. [holds out pinky]

[scoopertracy]

diannejuarez:

*jokes* Only the second? *frowns a little, because she’s wondering how she could actually get that made in time for Christmas, before she smiles* Chicken nuggets it is! I’ll get you the biggest box I can find.

I don’t know who Vinny is, but his mom sounds like she’s right. *nods* I haven’t had a girlfriend either.

There’s a lot of people in the world. You’re going to get me chicken nuggets and the biggest box you can find? This is going to be like the best Christmas EVER. I love boxes. 

She totes is. She’s Greek. Do you want one? I’ve had three of those. 

[mckenzieonnors]

*After a run in the park*

[scoopertracy]

mckenzieonnors:

*pulls back* Do you want to get a smoothie?

Yes! Let’s go right meow! But first let’s put on our shirts. [chuckles]

[scoopertracy]

diannejuarez:

Oo, two bottles? I am honored *laughs* What do you want for Christmas Cooper? 

Are they? Bad guys are fun, I guess, until they decide you aren’t what they want any more. I’m assuming anyway, because I’ve never actually had a boyfriend.

Well, I want you to be the second happiest brunette cheerleader in the world. I want a snow globe with Michael Myers inside. But instead of white flakes, I want red flakes and a body on the ground next to Michael Myers. It’s so I can put it next to my other snow globes and scare people. Or you could just get me some chicken nuggets so I can dip them in your BBQ Sauce. 

Oh yeah. That’s true, but bad guys are only suppose to be for fun and sex. Nothing serious. Then, when you’re ready to settle down, you can marry a nice guy. That’s what Vinny’s mom told my mom. Oh, me either. 

[mckenzieonnors]

*After a run in the park*

[scoopertracy]

mckenzieonnors:

Sure. *chuckles*

[scoopertracy]

[scoopertracy]

diannejuarez:

Yeah? Barbecue is so good. Literally, someone could get me a bottle for Christmas and I’d be happy. *sighs* I suppose I have. Oh well. You’ll tell me eventually.

Well, even Ariana Grande and Selena Gomez are looking for a bad boy who has a softness on the inside. Everyone likes a nice guy. *bites her lip* Sort of? I’m waiting until I find someone that I know I get along well with. I feel like if I have a boyfriend he also needs to be my good friend too.

Okay. Thanks for the idea. I’ll totally get you a bottle. I’ll get you two. I was always going to tell you, just not right now. 

At one point, maybe. Bad guys are more fun. How many boyfriends or girlfriends have you had?