mean girls: the musical || starters
These are all lyrics from the Mean Girls musical. Feel free to alter pronouns and the like.
“Mean is easier than nice.”
“Frankly, they’re all on my last nerve.”
“I may not be smart… That’s it.”
“Was I a game to you? Was I a way to be cool?”
“I am, like, drunk with power.”
“I thought you would cave.”
“Yes, I know, they have friends. But what’s one friend more?”
“What’s wrong with me? Could it be you…? It’s probably me.”
“I like eating birthday cake around them. Makes them crazy!”
“You chose her over me? Are you kidding?”
“I could listen to you like a fool all night.”
“She’s leaving! Just like my dad!”
“We’re not exactly joiners, but we’ll be good friends to you.”
“That’s love, I guess. You try hard to impress, but end up acting like a tool.”
“Maybe I need to find a better friend.”
“Mama called me beautiful. Don’t believe her anymore…”
“It’s kinda fun when she bears her claws.”
“So what if all the ducklings think you’re ugly? It’s because they’ve never seen a swan.”
“Here’s where you belong!”
“They mocked Jen Morecock ‘til she burst into flame… and Miss Morecock was a teacher!”
“Ironically, I need to scare you straight.”
“I’m actually a human being and not a prop.”
“She’s the queen of beasts.”
“None of my best friends even have hands!”
“Look at this party! It will pass into legend!”
“I don’t care who you are. I don’t care how you feel.”
“All their eyes say, ‘Don’t attack me.’“
“God you’re hot. Why do you even wear a shirt?”
“It’s fine… ‘til someone gets hurt.”
“Do you ever get the feeling, everyone else is happy? Everyone else has friends – and they’re all better friends than yours?”
“The world doesn’t end. It just feels like it does.”
“I wanna watch the world burn.”
“Whatever. I look cuter.”
“We both know you’re cruel… and we both know you’re right.”
“From now on, I’mma be fearless!”
“Cheap. Fake. Easy to break. That’s how I used to be.”
“I’d rather be me than be with you.”
“At least she has the guts to not pretend to be my friend!”
“I’m swearing off of dating.”
“I thought you had the sense to see through that.”
“She makes him wear the costume?”
“I intend to run the world in shoes I cannot walk in.”
“I will grind you to sand beneath my Louboutin heel.”
“I truly cared. Was I a fool?”
“Tell me who we hate today.”
“You say more is always better, but there is less of you than there was before.”
“Did her boobs get bigger?”
“When they kissed – which, by the way, gross – I wanted to murder her.”
“My God, girl, he’s just a guy!”
“You took me down, but you didn’t finish me off.”
“Seriously, whose house is this?!”
“You didn’t cry or hide or throw up!”
“When you are the hot one, it’s a full time gig.”
“On Halloween, you can pretend to be someone else. It’s like the internet. Only in person, and with candy.”
“We’ll light each other’s way.”
“You are so real. You are so rare.”
“Not playing dumb will feel so damn good.”
“Let’s call our damage even.”
“I learned math, so I can learn love.”
“Every asshole has opinions, but it doesn’t make ‘em true.”
“Tell me what’s wrong with me.”
“People forget I’m human, too.”
“She’s the apex predator.”
“Sometimes what’s meant to break you makes you brave.”
“They like to compete. And if they don’t win, their parents ground them.”
“They’re all smoking the same oregano.”
“We’re just drones who work for her. Then die.”
“You know what friends do? They got your back.”
“I can’t even watch whens she touches his hair. And I’ve watched a snake eat a cow!”
“Don’t look at them, just don’t!”
“Smart with math. But stupid with love.”
“When I was five, I fell in love. It didn’t last.”
“Put that down! That’s not a bong!”
“Acting dumb times x equals love!”
“What have you learned from your worst ideas?”
“They wear their awkwardness with stubborn pride.”
“You need good friends who can tell you what to think.”
“And now he won’t talk to me. And he won’t accept my Edible Arrangements.”
“Don’t be fooled by the pink.”
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