eliza 🦇

your favorite gen-z aged gen-x dad who may or may not be a vampire || 21

[sharonwatts]

alan + his sly little smile

[drowning-lessonz]

there is so much pain and suffering in the world but there is also 80s new wave. remember this

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

You guys like the pesh mode

[undead-knick-knack]

You know what

Fair

[agentorange87]

Depeche Mode - Halo (Devotional, 1993)

[melodychocolat]

i want him so fucking bad you don't understand how much i need him

[beechalk]

[kayascodelorio]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE S3 TEASER | Meet the Vampire Lestat ft. Sam Reid

[rnismatch]

teacher: ok class have any of you ever been bit before

kid named the hand that feeds:

[david-was-here]

In the world of awkward white boy dancing, you are either David Byrne

Or you are Michael Stipe

[vampireofsorts]

some of you guys need to remember that interview with the vampire is filled with unreliable narrators and that not every loose end will be tied up in the episode because we need plot points for season 3!! not everything is going to make sense now b/c THAT’S THE POINT! WE NEVER KNOW WHO’S TELLING THE TRUTH!

[louisegluckpdf]

girl dad not as in a dad with daughters but as in a girl who shares the tastes habits and personality traits of a middle aged father

[frogshunnedshadows]

REM for America's libraries. American Library Association, Disney Adventures Magazine, 1993.

[vampireofsorts]

the fanfiction is going to be insane after 2x05 holy shit

[vamplire]

sorry i moaned when u showed me ur fangs

[sheauz-deactivated20240614]

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

mash girlies (gender-neutral) have the most middle-aged interests of all time. like it’s not just mash. “oh here’s my favorite amc period drama and my favorite dad rock musician and my favorite terry pratchett novel” you are a middle school art teacher ten years away from retirement. you guys post like you’ve got a baked ziti in the oven. and then we're all like 23.