“Never Could Get The Hang Of Thursdays...” Starters
“Oops! I’m sorry. Didn’t see you there.”
“Oh, no, I seem to have lost it…”
“What do you mean your espresso machine is broken?”
“How could this day get any worse?”
“I just got a terrible message…”
“It feels like some sort of curse was placed on me.”
“A car crashed into WHAT?!”
“I have a screaming headache.”
“… just up and walked out. No goodbye. Just gone.”
“Do you know how many ways we could die out here?”
“Space is a cold, friendless asshole.”
“I hate to tell you this buuuuuut…”
“Today is a day that sages centuries from now will look back and say ‘THAT was a crap day in history’.”
“Aren’t you being a little melodramatic?”
“What else could go wrong?”