Hello there, internet traveler! Call me Scorchie 🙂 Here you'll find the collection of writings and edits I've worked on, please enjoy!
I currently write for Ikemen Prince.
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Save the flyer above and post it on your socials. Donations have dropped significantly by 50 percent since the ‘ceasefire’ was announced, but the bombing hasn’t stopped and not enough aid has reached Gazans.
With winter here, the need for comfort is more pressing than ever.
Clavis: You know, one would think with all of us younger siblings running around that you'd be a master at playing the big brother role by now. But surprisingly you are as inept at kinship as a stray kitten abandoned by its cluster in the gutter.
Chevalier: ...
Clavis: Yes, it is one domain you are glaringly incompetent in. Why, the twins have barely gotten their shoes wet but look at how skillfully they've taken Luke under their wing! A testament to the attention they gleaned from my expert fraternity, surely.
Chevalier: ...
Clavis: How unfortunate that the genius born once every thousand years cannot comprehend something as innate to the human experience as relation. And it's not as if you were lacking in exposure, either. Jin showers you with affection as readily as he does the rest of us. Surely some of his techniques rubbed off on you. Or would that fall under the category of "useless information not to bother to remember"? What a sad, wasted man you are, Chevalier Michel.
Chevalier: *raises hand and places it atop Clavis's head*
Clavis: ...
Chevalier: ...
Clavis: What is this? An attempt at a head pat? A perfect visual aid of what I've been saying, all form and no function. Remove your hand at once, it is insufferable. Easily the most revolting thing you have ever done in your life, and I've seen you—Ouch!
Claivs: ...Did you just—Ow! Stop hitting my head! And stop proving my point—Ayye! What are you doing?!
I overheard a woman at my job say "Your whole personality revolves around what you hate instead of what you love and thats an awful way to live." to the resident vocal Maga in the breakroom.
He was stunned into silence for at least 60 seconds so that was nice.
the amount of vitriolic replies to this post makes me want to analyze why people react so angrily to having an unhealthy behavior being pointed out to them.
Valerio: *gifted sweets and treats from servants around the palace*
Silvio: I hate him.
Valerio: *gifted bundles of roses imported from Rhodolite's finest gardens*
Silvio: I. Hate. Him.
Valerio: Big brother! Belle and I made you this bouquet of chocolate-covered roses. They're not professional-looking like the ones they make in Rhodolite, but we tried super hard. I hope you'll like them. And someday when I'm grown, I'll take you there and we can get authentic ones together!
Thanks for the tag, Ciele. It's been a while since we've done this, huh?
Red is probably my new color. I blame William.
It insisted on strawberry dessert... several times. I don't like strawberries. I think I just made William cry. And because I'm terribly hungry, I choose food. It looks so delicious…
@argentara @lunawagner @mxzyuu @floydsteeth and everyone else who wants to. It's fun!
They mostly fit, I guess. Mood and food definitely. Pantone could be a brighter blue and it'd be perfect. And if the pants in fashion were leggings or a skirt, that would be much better. I just don't use pinterest for much besides looking up references for my ocs lol
Anyway, feel free to join @wistfulwanderingone, @rjthirsty, @marigoldendragon, and @rogerbarel
@kaizoku-musume How fun!! thanks for the tag!! The food for yours looks exceptionally yummy!
here's mine!
I feel like it's pretty close. I would love to dress like the fashion picture but I usually go with comfy instead. but my heart wants it. color palette is pretty great! food had strawberries so I approve. Mood is pretty "moody" but that's also accurate at times...?
what do you think? @writingwhimsey @avellanas-nutty-empire @bchrmhtl @chirp-a-chirp
One of my neighbors is having a baby soon, and the parents sent a form to our neighborhood group chat asking around for baby name recommendations for fun.
Here's the kicker: they are the Rose family, and they requested we give uncommon names as suggestions. The form isn't anonymous because they plan to announce who gave the winning name during the baby shower in a few months. Plus you can see everyone else's suggestions to prevent repeats.
I am very tempted to suggest 'Cyran' if it's a boy, but I'm worried it'll sound too esoteric and I'll end up judged by my neighborhood for being a nerd 🙈
