[sbnkalny]

“Aaaaawwwwwwwwww shit”

—

[filhade-jah]

[scorchzoneinc]

[bimbo4bimbo-deactivated20190718]

[scorchzoneinc]

[sbnkalny]

grinserabe: Ok so after Eddie, two years later you put out the forest fire levels and water levels, and Even does the percentage mean

big-pepsi: fade to corn Confirmed.

garbage-empress: Welcome to corn confirmed.

grinserabe: FADE to corn Confirmed.

grinserabe: Welcome to corn Confirmed.

garbage-empress: Fade to corn confirmed.

terrychuu: Fade to corn Confirmed.

garbage-empress: Fade to corn confirmed.

garbage-empress: fade to corn confirmed.

garbage-empress: Fade TO corn confirmed.

grinserabe: fade to corn confirmed.

garbage-empress: fade to corn confirmed.

big-pepsi: Fade to corn confirmed.

grinserabe: Fade to corn Confirmed.

big-pepsi: Fade to corn confirmed.

grinserabe: fade to corn confirmed.

garbage-empress: Welcome to corn confirmed.

terrychuu: Fade to corn confirmed.

grinserabe: fade to corn confirmed.

grinserabe: Welcome to corn Confirmed.

big-pepsi: Fade to corn confirmed.

terrychuu: Welcome to corn confirmed.

grinserabe: Fade to corn confirmed.

garbage-empress: Fade to corn confirmed.

terrychuu: Fade to Corn Confirmed.

[sbnkalny]

frgetme: I think her clothes are amazing I Am actually laughing of all the cracked gems

frgetme: Legalize crystal fucking gems

crypel: Legalize crystal fucking gems

alderberry: Legalize crystal fucking gems

frgetme: Legalize crystal fucking Gems

santorumsoakedpikachu: Legalize crystal FUCKING gems

crypel: Legalize crystal fucking gems

frgetme: Legalize crystal fucking gems

crypel: Legalize crystal fucking gems

alderberry: Legalize crystal fucking gems

santorumsoakedpikachu: Legalize crystal Fucking gems

crypel: Legalize crystal fucking gems

alderberry: Legalize crystal fucking gems

[caecilius-est-pater]

I’m actually glad we don’t live in an RPG world. We really take for granted being able to coexist with most animals. I don’t wanna have to pull out a longsword and beat the shit out of six crabs and two snails while a starfish snipes me with magic bullets every time I go to the beach.

[qlazzarusgooodbyehorses]

it used to be like that

[catchymemes]

[newtypezaku]

[lavenderginandtonic-deactivated]

[hustlerose]

my next guest is……… rick and morty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(band plays)

haha hi rick and morty. ya look great. wow. rick and morty right here on my show Late Night with Conan O’Brien. it’s great to have you, rick and morty. 

well conan it’s great to be here. lemme tell you this is aBHURRP a gRRHeat opportunity for me. i’ve always wanted to be on a stupid lame talk show for idiot sheeple. 

enough talk, rick and morty. we both know why you’re here. my intellect is superior. i will destroy you, rick and morty. 

haha! you, conan? you’re even dumber than your audience and i can prove it with science. no further comment needed. 

(band starts playing battle music) 

[hobbesdeep]

[peachypooch]

[soup-erb]

[bumblebeebats]

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

[catwithbenefits]

[corgifish]

[persistentmanlyagitation]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

memes that will never not be funny:

loss.jpeg

Jeb! winning elections

doing it to em

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

you know Jeb! had to do it to America

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

[exeggcute]

this is mean and terrible but it exhausts me to be around people who haven’t finished going through their pretentious asshole phase like okay holden caulfield I know we’re all helplessly suckling at the teat of modern media but can you shut up and play some goddamn mario kart for like five minutes

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

me, a rick and morty fan:

[scorchzoneinc]

this is a paradox

[valtsv]

tumblr post: reblog if you’re not homophobic!!!!1!

me, a gay who is tired of seeing this shit on my dash: