eh

[elon-musty-ass]

[ozempicofficial]

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[dadbodbobby]

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

[fuckdamn]

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[vexwerewolf]

your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[arianrhodsgarden]

World heritage post

[ruinedchildhood]

[goingsillymode]

[catchymemes]

[gsirvitor]

[d0gbl0g]

[powerburial]

What does noon to afternoon mean?

[thespacegoat-deactivated2016100]

12:00-12:01

He dips his hands in wet cement and then goes home. He does this every day. Just for his dog.

[sandmandaddy69]

[bisexualdinahlance]

[apollosunn-moved-deactivated202]

anyone else relate

[midnightclover]

[thoughtstherapy]

[danceswithratstoo]

This deserves a reblog!

[catchymemes]

[samlickereightyone]

MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????

[samlickereightyone]

he should’ve been at the clubbbbbb……..

[helloitsbees]

[yellowcardigan]

Resurfacing here to announce that I've made my most popular viral tweet into handsome stickers and patches, which are available for sale in my Etsy shop:

YourMcHenries - Etsy

Shop Comics, zines, and projects by Tom & Sara McHenry. by YourMcHenries located in Chicago, Illinois. Smooth shipping! Has a history of shi

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[angelicguy]

Many of you may be asking- what is rap? Well, to put it simply, rap is the part of the Gorillaz song that sounds- a little different.

[angelicguy]

stacys mom turned me into a frog!

im eating flies and live inside a log!

stacy cant you see she has placed a spell on me!

now im in a bog and look just like a small green frog

[edwardbateman]

this is what is happening between us when i like your vent post

[6thlovelanguage-deactivated2020]

dark green is a nice color. underrated

[hesitating]

ladies and gentlemen, Phtalo Green

[takenbythestarcatchers]

This is literally my favorite color. 😩 Smaragd green is another dark shade of green that I’m absolutely obsessed with.