I need- not want, NEED- to see more disgustingly self-inserted fan fictions. I need more unabashed Mary Sues. Blatantly disregard canon. Make someone else’s franchise your bitch. Be disgustingly self-aware. I want to see your 2am-listening-to-obscure-soundtracks-to-guide-my-nocturnal-daydreams storylines. Sprinkle in some memes we’ll forget in 2 years. Give me absurd crossovers because The Shire and Wife Swap can coexist. Hell, make your least favorite person irl the villain. You’re the main character and you’re hot. You have no split ends. You’re a simp and you’re not ashamed. It’s not cringe, it’s camp. Give it all to me
















