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Basic Stuff

🦂 adult, he/him

🦂 I post and reblog suggesive/nsfw content -> these posts are tagged #selfship nsft so you can block if you don't want to see that kind of content

🦂 Alessi is NOT a pedophile and DNI if you think he is

🦂 I don't do pro.ship/d.arkship stuff

🦂#sika.txt <- posts made by me

credit to @pixopix for the divider and @baltharino for the gif

F/O and S/I list under the cut

frogshipping

Imagine you and your f/o's as Calico Critters/Sylvanian Families animals!

Proship + Variants DNI

#hmmm i gotta do something with this

kiawren

Is this anything

sfothpriestess

♡ - your F/O comforting you after a rough day, hugging you so nicely as you cry into their shoulder

♡ - your F/O rubbing your back and consoling you, making sure there's water nearby for you to drink so that you don't get a headache

♡ - your F/O wiping your tears away with their hands and giving you little kisses where the tears used to be

♡ - your F/O telling you how proud they are of you, and that you're never a disappointment to them

♡ - your F/O giving you a tight hug for as long as you need. they're here for you, they really are

thecorpsebearer-deactivated2026

how it feels to be a selfshipper that doesn’t draw

old-c0smicfall

Grumpy f/o’s who are soft only for you

Aloof f/o’s who dare to open up to you

Stoic f/o’s who allow themselves to be emotional with you

F/o’s who usually wear a serious expression, but can’t help but smile when they see you

F/o’s who normally can’t stand anyone complaining to them, but let would let you vent out as much as you need

F/o’s who hardly initiate physical contact with others, but can’t sleep without holding onto you

F/o’s who are formed to be a weapon, but you give them space to be human

F/o’s who are rough and cold towards the world, but want to learn to be gentle and warm to you

F/o’s who are forced to be flawless, but allow themselves to make mistakes with you

F/o’s who are used to carrying the weight of the world on their shoulders, but can be vulnerable with you

F/o’s who want to make an exception for you 🖤

cjs-selfshipping

hey. selfshippers with evil/villain/monster f/os.

imagine the cruelety and horrors others expirience by the hands of your f/o, compared to how softly and gently they treat you. they love you so , so much. you are the one and only exeption to their carnage. their silly rabbit /ref

#YESSSS

paragonerrr

F/o who isn’t conventionally romantic. F/o who would rather die 5000 deaths then be vulnerable. F/o who hates communicating. F/o who’s complicated. F/o who struggles expressing emotions. F/o who tells themself romance is for the weak. F/o who thinks opening up is putting themselves in danger. Is this thing on. Do we hear me.

prometheus-adam

how it feels to selfship with characters nobody has ever in the history of selfshipping ever selfshipped with before

#mac :}

rook-brightsilver

watching a scene with a fav character can be so humiliating sometimes. like yes i'm watching this scene with this character because i want to see the character. yes i've paused it multiple times because i got too excited. before the character fully entered the screen even. guhhhh

imgonnamakeausernamelater

f/o just got one of those hand grabber things and has been using it instead of their actual hand for about 48 hours

#lessi would do this #because hes stupid

canongf-archive

self shippers that have a very specific type of character that they love are so cute i love seeing people go “this is a new f/o that i have they’re almost exactly like my other 50 f/os and i love them” like hell yeah buddy collect the whole set

canongf-archive

alternatively self shippers that have absolutely no running theme between their f/os are so cute too they’re like “none of these have anything in common whatsoever who’s to say what i’m attracted too” and i’m like that’s awesome pal get one from each category

#hi im the first one

i-love-the-villain

Imagine your F/O being in an important meeting with their team and while others start chatting, your F/O starts doodling very silly and cute chibi drawings of you (and depending on their skill, maybe very bad doodles too loll) all over a napkin or a piece of paper, until their Second in Command finally notices what they're doing, and snaps at them to focus on business and rags them a bit in front of everyone for being such a sucker for you - their beloved partner.

Honestly, besides their right hand person scolding your F/O for being distracted, everyone else just thinks it's so sweet how much your F/O is in love♡

bunny-lovers

Your f/o has no expectations for you:

You don't have to have life figured out. Career, school, goals; all of it can be worked on one step at a time. Your f/o doesn't mind helping you figure out what's best for you or to help get your mind off the stress that may come with such important decisions!

You don't have to look a certain way. Fat, thin, muscular, tall, short, average. Your body is perfect to your f/o, not because of how it looked when you met, or how it looks now, but because it's your own. It's perfect because it's a part of you, an ever-changing work of art.

You don't have to always feel at your best. You're allowed to be angry, sad, empty, tired; it doesn't make you any less deserving of your f/o's love and care. They'll always do their best to help you work out your emotions or at least give you something to help you out with it all; whether it be space, a listening ear or a shoulder to cry on.

You don't have to be affectionate all the time. It's okay to have moments, short or long, where affection can be something difficult to muster. Your f/o still loves you and they know that you love them as well!

You don't have to be in the perfect environment. Harsh home life, complicated relationships with friends and/or family, your f/o will have your back no matter what. You'll always be able to rely on them in your darkest hour, and they'll never see you seeking them out as just a need for attention or overly clingy behavior. They're happy to be your safe place, no matter what you may be going through.

You don't have to be anything other than yourself. You don't need to look, act, think, talk, or do anything differently than you normally would! Your f/o's love for you is true and unconditional. They love everything about you, even the parts that you haven't learned to love about yourself yet.

Your f/o loves you for you. Through the best and the worst of it all, they'll stick by your side no matter what! Don't be hard on yourself, you're doing the best you can in your current situation, and that's all that really matters!

proship/darkship/neutral DNI

octothinq

Scoff. You guys only fuck with man boobs when they're on a muscular man. Tch. You aren't a real man boob enjoyer unless you fuck with fat man boobs too. You're just a poser. You'll never be able to defeat the demon lord.